AVENATTI DENIES HAVING ‘SEXUAL RELATIONS’ WITH STORMY DANIELS – IOTW Report

AVENATTI DENIES HAVING ‘SEXUAL RELATIONS’ WITH STORMY DANIELS

Do we believe him? He’d be one of the few people in her sphere that didn’t bang her. She’s a bit of a loose one, no?

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“I’ve never had sexual relations with that woman,” he told SiriusXM’s “The Karen Hunter Show” as reported by The Daily Mail. (The phrase, of course, mimics what former President Clinton once said about Monica Lewinsky.)

The best part is that Avenatti says he sees the voluptuous Stormy as more of a “sister” than anything else.

He went on to admit that he has watched porn. (Please, Avenatti, stop while your (sic) ahead. But fine, yes, we have to hear this.)

“In fact, and I think I’ve said this before, so I know this will come as a shock to many but I have viewed pornography in the past. Hopefully I won’t be struck down for that sin, OK?”

The idea that they could be fornicating isn’t totally inconceivable.

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He says he’s going to run for the presidency against Trump. Wouldn’t it be fantastic if Avenatti paid Daniels to keep quiet about him screwing her?

22 Comments on AVENATTI DENIES HAVING ‘SEXUAL RELATIONS’ WITH STORMY DANIELS

  1. He better seek an optometrist, he’s watched too much porn if he believes she is voluptuous.

    voluptuous? Hilarious.
    Certainly not virtuous.
    More like a moral dumpster.

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  2. Bad Brad, for about 3 minutes I have been trying to dislodge a piece of inhaled pulled pork barbeque. My fellow diners are looking at me askance because im crying, laughing, and coughing all at the same time. No Heimlich, I’m just fine….

    Today, you have won the internet, Sir.

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