Used to have a gray tabby that climbed the inside of the Christmas tree and got the trimmings at the top when we weren’t looking – he was banned from room when alone in the house.
Of course his shenanigans were forever forgiven on Christmas day when he would stalk and jump at discarded present wrappings.
They can’t help it, they aren’t smart.
A few years back, when we got our first dog, our lil’ pup was under the mistaken impression that the Christmas tree was his new indoor potty place. We have since moved to an artificial tree, which of course does not have the alluring, green-pine scent of the great outdoors. Problem solved.
Anony,
Animals are smarter than you
could ever imagine…
@ RADIOATIONMAN, exactly! So smart they have us waiting on them as 24 hour servants.
Yes, cats train humans to provide for their every need. So smart, in fact, that if cats had opposable thumbs, they would rule the world.
Cats are retards compared to dogs. Finally proven by Vanderbilt last week.
Please try and have a sense of humor.
Believe me, Anon, I’m smilin’ through this whole exchange. ^5
We have two cats, bro and sis, the whole of a litter. The tom is so passive you could use him as a dish rag. The queen is so stupid I swear her mama dropped her on her noggin when she was small. She’s cost me a few hundred in broken collectibles; she’s lucky to be still alive.
Oh, and as mousers they are worthless. They corral any found mice as playthings. The terrier finally makes the kill, much to the cats’ disappointment.
Used to have a gray tabby that climbed the inside of the Christmas tree and got the trimmings at the top when we weren’t looking – he was banned from room when alone in the house.
Of course his shenanigans were forever forgiven on Christmas day when he would stalk and jump at discarded present wrappings.
They can’t help it, they aren’t smart.
A few years back, when we got our first dog, our lil’ pup was under the mistaken impression that the Christmas tree was his new indoor potty place. We have since moved to an artificial tree, which of course does not have the alluring, green-pine scent of the great outdoors. Problem solved.
Anony,
Animals are smarter than you
could ever imagine…
@ RADIOATIONMAN, exactly! So smart they have us waiting on them as 24 hour servants.
Yes, cats train humans to provide for their every need. So smart, in fact, that if cats had opposable thumbs, they would rule the world.
Cats are retards compared to dogs. Finally proven by Vanderbilt last week.
Please try and have a sense of humor.
Believe me, Anon, I’m smilin’ through this whole exchange. ^5
We have two cats, bro and sis, the whole of a litter. The tom is so passive you could use him as a dish rag. The queen is so stupid I swear her mama dropped her on her noggin when she was small. She’s cost me a few hundred in broken collectibles; she’s lucky to be still alive.
Oh, and as mousers they are worthless. They corral any found mice as playthings. The terrier finally makes the kill, much to the cats’ disappointment.