Husband At Store Catches Himself Looking At Woman in Another Line. That’s When He Realizes…
Jason Hewlett is an entertainer from Utah. He bills himself as a professional emcee, comedian, and keynote speaker who employs G-rated humor with great success.
A few days ago, he wrote a Facebook post about “sort of” cheating on his wife and it’s gone viral.
“Kind of embarrassed to admit this, but I think I sort of cheated on my wife today. To explain what I mean, I was at Target getting a few manly things, you know – eyebrow tweezers, toenail clippers, beard trimmers, mustache molding waxes, some beef jerky, sardines, trail mix, a loofah – and as I went to pay I saw this woman in line that knocked me out. I thought, “Wow, some lucky guy is with her”, and in a split second” [snip]
That was nice.
i’m flying the bullshit flag high on this one
Yea, this story is as contrived as the racists, homophobe stories we read about..then again could just me being cynical..
I totally enjoy that when DH and I are in a group of people and I am talking to another man, DH still instantly grows taller and looses his slump even though he’s in his 70’s. Territory and assertiveness perhaps? He doesn’t realize I have observed this time and time again and I’m not going to tell him. I just love it.
that guy is a fugging dick. kiss your wife’s ass much? i’ll bet she’s banging his high school football rival.
He’s suckin’ up for somethin’ REALLY bad…yet to be discovered…
beautiful ..
Cloying, cheesy, fawning, saccharine, unctuous, wheedling, clingy, bathetic, gushing, insipid, trite, vapid – GAH! I’ve run out of Rogets.
Bring her a couple of jihadi ears & I’ll start to take what you say seriously.
We really are doomed.
I KNOW why he wrote this…he bought a boat!…
soooooooooo……he loves his wife soooooooooooooo much he didn’t recognize her from 6-10 feet away?
…jus’ sayin’……
HAHAHAHA!
DH = Da Husband?
First he mocks his own masculinity and then he pedestalizes her then he extols her ‘independence’ and ‘awesome’-ness (for going shopping with his cash?) What’s missing from the whole scene? Her response. He also reminisces about his ‘Herculean’ efforts in taking years to get a date with her. (She fucked guys she was attracted to until her ‘use by’ date approached and she secured a provisioner). So sad. Dude has never been to Eastern Europe, South Asia or Latin America, I bet.
Yeah it’s kind of a harmless story at first glance but then when you realize the depths of this guy’s happy inferiority to the glorious female, it helps demonstrate why feminists (females in general) are steamrolling our culture and, frankly, ruining it.
It’s becoming ‘Upfeed’ America. A moment by moment syrupy, emotional payoff via internet clicks. This story is made for the new mind.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-XDezuE0RvLs/VmMbObbpC4I/AAAAAAAA0fk/N9H2aUFdvYc/s1600/chivalry.jpg
Yep. Kinda like “Da Bears, Da Bulls….So it’s Da Husband.
I see somebody that hasnt gotten laid for a while.
Sheesh. And what stru said.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp6gAnnSCc0
“I was at Target getting a few manly things, you know – eyebrow tweezers, toenail clippers, beard trimmers, mustache molding waxes, some beef jerky, sardines, trail mix, a loofah”
the list and especially the loofah gives it away as satire
I have never in my life heard one of my hunting buddies even mention the word “loofah”.
“eyebrow tweezers”? “mustache molding wax”?
the real give away was the “jerky, trail mix and sardines”
no one makes a sandwich out of those ingredients. its what wussies think real men eat. they saw a commercial once.
Gay
Metrosexual much? Gaaaahhhhh!