Babylon Bee
Fans nervously gathered by the dozens on Thursday to hear Joe Biden’s historic acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention. After 20 minutes, supporters and Democrats across the nation were blown away by Biden’s ability to make it through a coherent speech without forgetting who he was or falling asleep.
As the Biden delivered his final words, Democrats exhaled and erupted in rapturous applause, their abysmal expectations shattered.
“I can’t believe it! He actually did it!” one campaign staffer exclaimed. More
The Babylon Bee now more accurate than CNN.
Coherent for 20 minutes on Thursday, out of public view for 4 days to recover from over medication.
Bullshit! There’s just no way he did that in one take!
20 minutes of 15 second clips.
Was it a deepfake?
I wonder how much teenager blood had to be infused into his veins to manage that?
Working all the time off a teleprompter credit the speech writer.
Was it live or Memorex??
OMG now biteme’s plagiarizing himself
LOLOLOLOL
https://twitter.com/realPowerTie/status/1297026068696543233
And this is the guy they want with the foot ball codes? While they are hanging on tooth and nail that he can read for 20 minutes what was written for him. Back to the basement before you screw something up big boy.
Gulf clap please.
I counted eight minor reading mistakes and one obvious brain entanglement. Very good performance reading a script for one so far gone into dementia. The doors open, one by one they won’t shut again and the poor man is left wandering the halls of his mind, looking in open doors at darkened rooms, unsure which might be the one he wants.