Babylon Bee: NEW YORK, NY—Well, this is more than a little odd.
Every single attendee of Bernie Sanders’ town hall meeting on Fox News earlier this week has reported that their wallet has mysteriously gone missing.
“I know I had my wallet in my pocket, but after meeting Bernie Sanders, shaking his hand, and thanking him for everything he’s doing for the country, I noticed my wallet was missing,” said one woman from Brooklyn. “I noticed it on the way to the car. Really strange.” MORE
😅the old guy is not only a commie he’s also a pick pocket.so thats how he gets is donations. 🤔😄😏
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW OUR DOD WOULD FARE UNDER CRAZY BERNIE?? WHILE RUSSIAN AND CHINESE MILITARIES FLOURISH??
Now snopes will “fact check” this story as well?????
THIS BERN SUCK
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
Well, it beats being alone with biden, then finding out your bra is unhooked. On several occassions, obama has complained about it to the secret service.
The trash can was knocked over and the dog was pregnant, too.