lol! Now we’re cookin’ with gas!
Babylon Bee: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congress’s impeachment inquiry got off to a slow start, with a bunch of people just droning on about “quid pro quo” or something, but things soon got exciting when President Trump marched into the hearing wiedling a broadsword and announced, “I demand trial by combat!”
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi then explained to the president that they hadn’t actually determined whether there would be a trial yet, but Trump was undeterred, once again bellowing, “Trial by combat!”
An argument ensued over whether such a thing was allowed, but Trump insisted, “It’s right there in the Constitution. I can have a trial by combat.” Everyone at the hearing admitted they had never actually read the Constitution so they couldn’t verify what Trump had said, but many agreed that it “sounds like something that would be in the Constitution” since the Constitution is “very old.” read more
Snopes is busy fact checking this.
Shiff was late seen running down Pennsylvania Avenue screaming something about not wanting to be Epstiened.
Using Sun Tzu’s rules, of course. Victory guaranteed.
Sounds like something Frank Fleming would write.
I’m looking forward to the “challenge accepted” from Buttigieg, Booker…
…or even any of the Democrat MEN.
Right now, Bill Clinton is kicking himself for not having thought of this strategy.
Match-up I’d like to see: Trump v. Nadler
And as long as I’m fantasizing:
— Neil Gorsuch v. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
— Ted Cruz v. Elizabeth Warren
— Adm. Mike Rogers v. John Brennan
Anyone have other suggestions?
…running, the first smart thing you’ve ever done, Shitty.
…he’s vanquished worse than YOU, dude…
…here he comes…
https://youtu.be/19oUVarhM4Y
Tulsi Gabbard Vs AOC
Dem on Dem,Id’e pay…haha
FNLOLMFAOLYA
…probably true that they would be unable to find a copy of the Constitution anywhere in Congress, too…or, for that matter, a Democrat who can READ…
Beta males and their crazy female handlers against alpha male Donald Trump. Not even a close battle. (No kidding: it’s the battle for our way of life and our freedom.)
The lesson should be learned by us all.