*badum-Schee!* – IOTW Report

*badum-Schee!*

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  1. “My dogs on bikes were chasing people.”

    “My dogs were chasing people on bikes.”

    Neither sentence is ambiguous.

    “people on bikes” (clause) is the object the dogs (subject) were chasing (verb).

  2. One night I thought it would be a good idea to see how many tequila shots I could do in an hour. Bad idea. I wound up blowing chunks all night…

    …chunks was my dog.

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  3. In our local newspaper: “A man hit a deer in his car.”
    Was the deer in the deer’s car?
    Was the deer in the man’s car?
    Did the man hit the deer with his fist?

    I’m so confused!
    (Vinnie Barbarino)

    izlamo delenda est …

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