Bald Wife Jokes Are Not OK – IOTW Report

Bald Wife Jokes Are Not OK

A brave and beautiful statement in support of those defending bald wives everywhere. Watch

35 Comments on Bald Wife Jokes Are Not OK

  1. ON MONDAY MORNING, I TURNED MY PHONE ON TO SEE IF ANY NUKES OR CHEM/BIO WEAPONS HAVE BEEN LAUNCHED IN THE WORLD, BUT FOUND THAT THE MOST PRESSING ISSUE (AND STILL TO THIS DAY) WAS WILL SMITH DEFENDING HIS OPEN MARRIAGE BALD WIFE BY SLAPPING ANOTHER PUNK ASS BLACK “COMEDIAN”

    I WAS HAPPY TO SEE THAT THE SITUATION IS NORMAL, ALL FUCKED UP

    BACK TO SLEEP…ZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

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  2. I saw a good line today, wish I could take credit for it,”The one good thing about this event is that it forced the left to finally recognize black-on-black crime”.

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  3. Bald jokes and jokes about Biden/hunter/hillary/bill, economy, woke military, theft of the 2020 election, corruption in Government, DOJ, FBI, CDC, COVID, CHE’ and any progressive socialist is off limits to leftist, socialist comedians (if they are funny or not).

    There are bad taste jokes, but there are no limits.

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  4. The bald wife joke had nothing to do with it. It was all about Smith’s cuckhold rage. He’s married to a fucking ho-bag who openly cheats on him and makes him look like a fool. My guess is that she’s got something on him that he will suffer anything for to not go public… like being a fag or a gimp suit wearer.

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  5. I had a sister-in-law that passed from small cell lung cancer when her daughter was just 8. She lost all her hair in the battle for life, so my wife and her other sister cut theirs off in solidarity.

    Now my wife is facing her own cancer battle, hers is with breast cancer, which took first the hair, then the life of her favorite aunt shortly after I met her 30 odd years ago. God is moving in answer to prayers on my wife, they are telling her no chemo for now, but she’s got a brutal radiation therapy regimen to look forward to as soon as her reconstruction surgeon says she’s healed enough that may well take her hair anyway.

    She’s been through terrible times with this. WE’VE been through quite a bit of shit over this, and really its just STARTING. One thing she DOESN’T need is cracks about her appearance.

    I am not young, but I know a thing or two. I once held a black belt in TKD and I know quite a bit about the human body.

    You fuck with my wife, especially over the way a treatment for a terrible disease makes her look, I WILL fuck YOU up.

    Guaranteed.

    This shit isn’t funny.

    Fuck with her, I’ll give you extra holes to laugh out of.

    Maybe even pull your tounge through the one I’ll make in your throat, just to make laughing easier.

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  6. The whole thing is a farce. Smith was laughing right along with the clapping seals until the female Smith gave him the stink eye. Then the first Smith swaggered up and “smacked” the midget negro (who braced for it, and leaned into it) who didn’t even fall.

    They are all crackheads.

    “Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
    Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
    To the last syllable of recorded time;
    And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
    The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
    Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player,
    That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
    And then is heard no more. It is a tale
    Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
    Signifying nothing.”

    Macbeth

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  7. SNS, that’s all understandable, but what if her hair loss is the result of her self abuse of the hair that she has. And what if she has banged/balled every swinging dick that she comes across. I’m not a will smith apologist in this.

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  8. joe6pak
    MARCH 29, 2022 AT 11:33 PM
    “SNS, that’s all understandable, but what if her hair loss is the result of her self abuse of the hair that she has. And what if she has banged/balled every swinging dick that she comes across. I’m not a will smith apologist in this.”

    I don’t care about Will Smith.

    All I’m saying is most bald women aren’t bald by choice, and there’s no funny in going after a woman’s appearance regardless of how she spends her life otherwise.

    And if you choose to do so, don’t be surprised if there are consequences.

    I’m not a Will Smith fan, but this doesn’t make me a Chris Rock fan either.

    You wanna be a funny man, go be funny about Will Smith. At least be man enough to do THAT.

    I’ve too many other visits with cancer to find someone making fun of women losing their hair, for whatever reason, to be funny.

    Pick up a kid whose ass was torched by chemo. Even LESS funny after that.

    Think THAT would be good Oscar joke material?

    I’m an ugly guy with skin thickened by 5 decades of insults, to which I give as good as I get. You wanna come after someone for a laugh, come after ME. I’m not sensitive, I’ll probably laugh with you as you laugh at me if you’re clever enough.

    But leave the wife alone or I’ll kill you.

    …also, the joke was lame anyway. Maybe 5 people actually saw the proto woke “GI Jane” movie, and it was a long time ago, so the reference to shaved head Demi Moore is both obscure and dated as hell, and also features a woman who’s not balding due to medical reasons, but by choice, so it doesn’t even make sense in context. It was a stupid joke aimed at the wrong person, so a beatdown was entirely appropriate.

    Not saying Slaps McSmith wasn’t a staged thing. I believe it was.

    Because a REAL man would not have hesitated to deck a guy for publicly insulting his wife.

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  9. SNS, Will Smith SHARES HIS FUCKING WIFE WITH OTHER MEN!!!!

    Therefore, him slapping a man over a simple joke is not applicable to what YOU would do.
    If Will walked in and the bitch had her jaw on another man’s junk and punched him, fine, but Will slapped a smaller man for a fucking JOKE!
    A joke Will laughed about at first.

    She was the bitch in Warriors who wanted to stir the shit.
    A rich assed cunt who wanted a man she doesn’t EVEN RESPECT to defend HER HONOR!

    Make it make sense!

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  10. @SNS March 30, 2022 at 12:41 am

    > there’s no funny in going after a woman’s appearance regardless of how she spends her life otherwise

    It’s hard to, convincingly, make this “sound” not personal. I’ll try…

    This is feminism. This is what feminism brings.

    The, very, idea!, that a person’s appearance “regardless of how” they spend their “life otherwise”… is not a random jumble of letters… meaningless… on it’s face… is one of the lies that drag “us” here.

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  11. If I was that sensitive, I wouldn’t expose my wife to ridicule.
    Everybody needs to get a grip. All I heard was some vague reference to “GI Jane” which I assumed meant they were coming out with a negro version, like they did with “The Wizard of Oz.”
    But then, I don’t follow the Hollyweird Pervert Parade – as I stated once before.
    I didn’t see “GI Jane” so I have no point of reference.

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

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