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The BBC has published an article which amplifies advice that people should wear face masks during sex in order to stop the spread of coronavirus.
Yes, really.
The piece, titled ‘Sex and Covid: What are the rules in lockdown?’, details “new guidance on having sex” in the aftermath of Prime Minister Boris Johnson declaring a new national lockdown set to last for months.
The article says that “meeting up for sex is off the cards” under the new rules but goes on to offer recommendations on how couples can practice COVID-safe sex. More
I’ve seen British women, and I concur! 😳
What? – – I have to put a face mask on my right hand?!
Bag, face mask what’s the difference?
I thought you weren’t supposed to touch your face, but you can touch other open orifices that have bodily fluids? 🤔 Just one more example the world has lost its mind.
Women and RINO supporters may cut a hole in their masks…
Reminds me of “ I’d put a flag over her face and F*&k her for glory. “ or something like that.
@Billy Fuster
“What? – – I have to put a face mask on my right hand?!”
Unless of course you’re ambidextrous then it’s a toss up or off
Sounds about right coming from a broadcaster in a city that disallows its citizens to own knives and reminds them that terrorism is “part & parcel” to living in a big city.
So I need to wear a mask on the back of my head?
Is having “Good German” printed on the mask mandatory?
How can Reggie get his … uhh … tool … into my mouth if I’m wearing a mask?
Honey, Can I be Spiderman tonight?
A mask, latex gloves, condom, and enjoy. ??
Gee, I feel sorry for all of you.
“A mask, latex gloves, condom, and enjoy. ??”
To be truly safe you also need a hard hat, safety glasses, steel toed shoes (which are also handy for some ass kicking sex), green florescent vest and an OSHA field agent to be sure you are wearing everything properly.
PS: If having sex with Tank Abrams, be sure to buckle your seat belt snugly.
What would I do without my government?
Honestly ,they are looking at having their asses kicked.
And *I* direct each and every BBCista to don masks, gloves, face shields, and grope suits and engage in autocoitus.
If she looked like Elizabeth Hurley, I’d wear whatever I had to.😁
My Petey B already follows the BBC’s recommendation because he always wears a face mask when he’s happily speeding on The Hershey Highway of my unbleached elastic starfish!