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In an effort to allow people to be themselves, “Fat Beach Day” events are popping up across the country, offering plus-size people a chance to gather and be themselves at the beach.
The organizer of one of the events, which took place on Saturday in Far Rockaway, New York, Jordan Underwood, spoke with the Guardian about the event and why it’s important.
“We’re going through something culturally that is impacting us every day on an individual level and a systemic level,” Underwood told the Guardian. “We’re really trying to open up a space for people to be themselves.” More
Give them a beach on some deserted Island.
Ummm, EVERY FUCKING DAY IS FAT BEACH DAY!!!
Have you been lately?
I’ll have to be more specific if I say I’m going Whale watching.
Don’t get too close to ’em either or you might wind up in orbit or worse yet get sucked into a black hole!
I’m finding there are more people unwilling to admit age had taken its toll on their bodies and I don’t want to be witness to their physical downfalls that they are in denial over.
“…on an individual level and a systemic level…”
It’s possible the reference to “systemic” would applie to fertilizing the beach goers similarly to rose plants to fight disease. This is speculation, however.
Promote that unhealthy life style and a lifetime of pharmaceutical medications, treating symptoms.
^ One little mistake. (As opposed to Chris Doughnut Hole.)
The pharmaceutical companies have been around for 145 years.
Number of cures —– Zero.
“Ummm, EVERY FUCKING DAY IS FAT BEACH DAY!!!”
The Libtards have made it perfectly acceptable to let yourself turn into a fat pig. In fact they encourage it. After all, working out requires far to much energy and discipline. Fucking tubby s are every where. Usually with pink hair and sequenced combat boots. And that’s just the guys.
was in Puerto Rico a couple of months ago, there were numerous people that could have been mistaken for a pod of beached whales. no shame either, 350 pounds+ squeezed into a thong bikini with what appeared to be a fishing net cover up, continually stuffing snacks and drinks into their maws. horrifying. amusing to have the parasail vendors and jet ski vendors plainly tell them they were too fat to ride.
@Truckbudddy: “Give them a beach on some deserted Island.”
Deserted Island or desserted Island? They’d probably like the latter.
I’ll bet money that if you showed up to Fat Day At The Beach in shape they’d chase you out. A couple months ago I read that some fat group was complaining about lean muscular people. It seems lean muscular people make fat people feel bad and that shouldn’t be allowed.
No one around? I run naked if I want. People around? Cover it. If it isn’t pretty near perfect, cover that shit up! And, just to be a punchbowl floater, if people see it and gasp and cover their mouth… leave that shit home! Don’t bring it out! Have a heart!
Last time I went to the beach, I was trying to sunbath and other beach goers were trying to drag me into the water yelling “quick, he’ll die if we don’t return him to the ocean.”
For beach devotees, two observations:
1. Speedos on men over 45 should be a felony punishable by substantial jail time.
2. Avoid nude beaches. People are generally way more attractive wearing swimsuits than going in the buff.
A beached whale is a beached whale.
Those would be good places to sell snacks and soda pop.
@Brad: “I’ll bet money that if you showed up to Fat Day At The Beach in shape they’d chase you out.”
I don’t think the fatties are up for very much chasing.
Will they issue harpoons? Thar, she blows!
Gawd! Don’t even say that!
For all you long range people, this is a great opportunity to ditch the optics and make sure you still know how to use iron sights for 500+ yard shots.
They’ll be competing with the Africans on the beaches over here.
Should interesting.
I am SO glad that I don’t live near a beach (Utah)
I suggest they check the water displacement of such fatties, like in Chicago and Milwaukee before they flood the countryside and empty Lake Michigan.
The ocean is closed today
The fat people are swimming in it
And DON’T go to the beach in Gavin Newsom’s California:
Homeless man accused of trying to drown woman, attacking 2 others near Santa Monica Pier:
https://www.foxla.com/news/homeless-man-accused-trying-drown-woman-santa-monica-beach
Officials close popular California beaches amid sewage-contaminated waters:
https://www.foxweather.com/lifestyle/san-diego-county-beaches-closed-bacteria-sewage
no wonder the ocean levels are rising!
My cousin was married to a fat beach. Not sure eye protection would have helped him.