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Beans – The Musical Fruit

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  1. Momma – I worked with a guy who would have tears running down your face but not from humor. He had one hungover carpenter literally throwing up once. The guy was stuck on a scissor lift with him. I honestly thought he was going to jump.

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  2. Watching America’ Test Kitchen one Saturday Julia and Bridget were cooking baked beans, I could hardly believe what I heard, when Julia called them – Gossip Beans, they’re always talking behind your back. The pair had 2 or three more, but I don’t remember them.

    For the unfortunate astronaut I guess they would be – Betrayal Beans.

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  3. OK, fart jokes are the best.

    Beans, beans, are good for the heart,
    The more you eat, the more you fart,
    The more you fart, the better you feel,
    And now you’re ready for another meal.

    In a movie, Mickey O’Rourke, playing a real Irishman, kept referring to his priest as “Farter”, with a sly smile on his face whenever he spoke the word.

    The 1950’s TV show, Farter Knows Best.

  4. To add to the Fart Foklore….

    In ca 1973 a movie came out called the Groove Tube. In the movie (I think GT is the one), a flatulance artist was in a casting director’s office trying out for a part. He dropped pants, bent over, and farted out a popular tune. I think the actor/comedian’s name was Ed Blue, but I have never seen the clip on YouTube, and not much on Mr. Ed Blue, either.

    Anybody else remember it?

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