Bear Versus Flamingo

12 Comments on Bear Versus Flamingo

1. Oh the bear is real that’s different, time for a .357 or larger caliber
   I have always carried a .357 and sometimes larger.
   I was hiking in the woods 30 years ago and up pops a mother bear with a cub.
   I had a .38. Never again, luckily she saw me and ran away.

2. Actually, I was rooting for the plastic flamingo. Poor thang.

3. They making Kevlar flamingos now?

   Kind of reminds me of a friend who had a blue heeler on his ranch. When a strange vehicle would pull into the yard that dog had a damn nasty habit of attacking one of the front tires. They have powerful jaws, that dog would bite through the sidewall of the tire. Then as soon as the air started coming out her would just walk away.

   Crazy dog, but blue heelers tend to be a bit OCD.

4. I wonder if the kid pronounces his name “Liley”.

   😉

5. Dangerous situation. That slider don’t mean shit to mama. Very stupid Asians.

6. We call that… survival of the floatiest – Darwin

7. 12 gauge, 3″ slug sabots. Shut the goddamn blinds morons.

8. Sexuality Test For Men : Repeat – ” No Not The Pink Flamingo ”
   Ask Just about any Guy To Say That, and You’ll Have their Answer !
   If It’s long and Drawn Out… Like Their a Smidge Upset about the Pink Bird…They are Gay or a Vaterinarian !!!

9. I saw a Chinese tourist at Old Faithful, off the boardwalk, urging their 8 year old daughter whose back was to a bison, to back up closer to the beast for a good photo.
   I never knew a Park Ranger could run that fast or yell that loud.

10. He probably had a sister named Eunice or Lydia, or maybe a brother named Winston. They pick the weirdest names.

11. Best Asian name of all time is Kurt Suzuki, who is currently catching for the Atlanta Braves. An Asian guy named Kurt….that is frickin hilarious.

12. I clicked on the Polar Bear vs walrus video.

    Who won? It was the Walrus! Coo Coo Ka-choo!