(NEWSER) – Ice cream maker Ben & Jerry’s is taking a stand against what it calls the Trump administration’s regressive policies by rebranding one of its flavors Pecan Resist, the APreports. The company and its founders unveiled the limited batch ice cream flavor Pecan Resist Tuesday in Washington ahead of the midterm elections.
The company says Pecan Resist, chocolate ice cream with white and dark fudge chunks, pecans, walnuts, and fudge-covered almonds, celebrates activists who are resisting oppression, harmful environmental practices, and injustice. As part of the campaign, Ben & Jerry’s is giving $25,000 each to four activist entities: Color of Change, Honor the Earth, Women’s March, and multi-media platform Neta. The company said it “cannot be silent in the face of policies that attack and attempt to roll back decades of progress on racial and gender equity, climate change, LGBTQ rights, and refugee and immigrant rights.”
Next flavor will be Trump Holocaust.
‘Yes We Pecan’ retread…
Yeah? How about
Mulberry Mumps
Illegal Leche
Border Crunchers
San Franciso Feces Pieces
Bloody BlueBaby
Narcan-mallow
Huffberries & Gold Paint
I used to loooooove Chunky Monkey.
I haven’t eaten it ever since I realized they are rabid (hypoctritical) leftists.
Never again.
My favorite is Neoconpolitan
Have never allowed their frozen socialist propaganda to spoil my appetite for freedom.
Boycotted them from the start. Will continue to do so. Leftist scum.
How about renaming Cherry Garcia as Abortion Rights.
I’m guessing they expect me to go to the effort of personally checking every public establishment I can find, and urinating in the containers?
A rebel’s work is never done.
And somebody better have my bail money ready.
I’ve never bought Ben and Jerry’s…and never will
How about Florida-Georgia Lyin’ flavor for the race baiting asswagons running for governor of those states?
Fuck B & J; We have this:
https://www.bluebell.com/our-products/.
Intoler-Mint
Caravanilla…run for the border…
Coming soon to a sanctuary city near you.
Maxine’s undie crunch….
friend of mine used to fill a cart all the time with Ben and Jerry’s…….go to the very back of the Grocery store and just walk out…..it was his way to RESIST the commie agenda and socialism they preach……he figured he had personally melted thousands of quarts himself…….
How about “bend over Jerry!!???
You won’t see THIS on CNN tonite!!!
https://www.advocate.com/crime/2018/10/28/synagogue-shooting-occurred-during-bris-gay-couples-twins
Did I really need another reason not to buy their shitty ice cream?
I’ve never cared for B&J’s product. Inferior ice cream — it’s all in their clever packaging. They’ve been virtue signalling warriors from the get go.
Yes, we have no vanilla… how about some Tutti frutti in your pitutti
Tutti Frutti, aw rooty
Tutti Frutti, good booty
These guys are as gay as Little Richard
how about … Loser’s Tears flavored?
truthfully, the only people these ‘progressives’ are fooling are the idiots buying this crap … shelling out more $$$ than necessary to enrich ‘Capitalist Pigs’ … ironic, ain’t it?
They would have done better to commemorate the stolen colon.
Ben and Jerry MegaTwats and cream.
I can’t wait to not try it.
Well I took the gloves off awhile ago, now I’m rolling up my sleeves. I may have to fill a shopping cart up with B&J krapaloid and leave it to melt out of the cartons over in aisle 7. There…take that.
Covfefe & Cream
MAGA Tracks
willysgoatgruff –
You, sir….are sick.
And ruined my evening
🙂 🙂
@ Tony R – NEVER had it once. And I dig ice cream.
Always been, or was, a Breyers fan.
How about “Brained Fried Garcia”?
Eff them.
MAGA2016
KAG2016
Fuck Ben & Jerry’s.
It’s amazing how such a small area filled with liberals can screw up an entire beautiful state.
After a long day of hating and resisting, relax with a bowl of our new “Hickory Shampoo for You” and “Mace in the Face”.
I think Kavanaugh sounds like an ice-cream flavor.
Could translate to Coffee & Vanilla
You could have it delivered to both front doors of your home…
“…pecans, walnuts, and fudge-covered almonds…”
Walnuts, you say?
@LocoBlancoSaltine October 30, 2018 at 9:40 pm
> I think Kavanaugh sounds like an ice-cream flavor.
Yeah, malted hopps.
“Libtard Shiiteball” – 2 bad tastes that taste WORSE together… :bleah:
Never had “cum to me.” how come?
I’d rather eat Blue Bell until I had listeria crawling out my balloon knot than give Ben or Jerry the rubles they crave.
ImPeach & Cream
B&J sold to a European company I believe.so they hate capitalism lol what dicks.
Ben & Jerry’s Fudge Pack Ass Cream
Ben & Jerry’s Two-bagger Tea Ice Cream
Ben & Jerry’s BJ Special Edition Ice Cream
Ben & Jerry’s Little Boy Blew Ice Cream
Ben & Jerry’s Castro Street Cherry Chocolate Ice Cream
Ben & Jerry’s Sailor Lad Ice Cream
Ben & Jerry’s Rock Hudson Rocky Road Ice Cream
Ben & Jerry’s Red & Pink Bubble Gum Ice Cream
Boycotton Candy
Chocolate Starfish with nuts.
Yes…MJA went there!
🙁
Ben & Jerry’s
1/1024th Ice Cream of Color
MJA’s comment is proof that ladies (ladies?) are, and can get away with, being grosser than guys.
Sad Pathetic F*cking Old Hippie (made with Patchouli, Furballs, Ripple, and Bong Water.)
Ben & Jerry’s Dingleberry Delight Ice Cream
Ben & Jerry’s RimJob Ripple Ice Cream
Ben & Jerry’s Raspberry Reamer Ice Cream
@Perry: Before you do that, ponder on this: Ben and Jerry’s already have the money for the ice cream you melt, so you’re not hurting them one bit. The store has to eat the loss for the spoilage, just like they do when other things go bad. They are then forced to factor that into their prices, just like they do for shoplifting, breakage, etc.
Bottom line: You and all the other shoppers at that store wind up paying for it.
Just FYI.
@Vietvet October 30, 2018 at 11:33 pm
Or, like edible undies, they decide it’s not worth the hassle.
willysgoatgruff
“Maxine’s undie crunch….”
Does that also come soft serve? Or a slurpy?
/gosh
it ain’t really ‘ben and jerry’s,’ it is Unilever, the globalist food and cleaning products conglomerate. Their only interest is profit and making money.
Pecan Re-cyst
No flavors for Hillary?
Arkancide cream flavor
Benghazi BS flavor
Hot sauce flavor
How appropriate. It’s chock full of nuts.
Flavor for Hillary?
Blackberry Crunch
Beaner Brickle
Flavor for Hillary?
Nevah Prezza Crunch
Rocky Road Server
Perfect for democrat binge rage eating after a bad election result.
Does it come in a lactose free variety?
Cause Ben and Jerry’s doesn’t have any yet and since this is so inclusive and all… I mean if they don’t include lactose intolerant people like me then I’m gonna cry racism. 🙁
Fuck Ben.
Fuck Jerry.
That is all…
https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-z8p9mChjKqI/W9kdYhmDCsI/AAAAAAABdTs/9GCWExFuhUkbfoxZ28_qqc4Jt-r99IZbACLcBGAs/s1600/DqxpIRFX0AEtM1x.jpeg
I’d suggest these flavors:
Nutty TDS
Mad Maxine Maple, aka M^3
Sore Losers’ Sour Grapes
PB & LGBTQBBQWTF.
Open the container and its nothing but nuts and fudge.