Well, if this doesn’t inspire us to riff, nothing will.
“We need a Democratic majority to check President Trump’s unrestrained power,” Mr. Cohen and Mr. Greenfieldsaid in a press release on MoveOn.org’s website. “And we also need to send progressive champions to Congress who will fix our health care system with Medicare for All, protect clean air and water, and get big money out of politics.
“But we need your help! We need to come up with seven amazing ice cream flavors (and flavor names) that not only taste great but also capture the essence of what each candidate stands for,” they said.
Okay.
How ’bout
Hillary’s Hammered Blackberry?
Obama’s No AchieveMINT
Left-Wing ExcreMint
Maxine’s Gummy Lips….
Fisted Fudge
Pelosi’s Caramel Twitch….
Socialism Sundae.
I embarrassed myself by buying one pint of B&J Cherries Garcia. No a Dead fan, just like vanilla ice cream and cherries. Their product is way overpriced.
Clinton Crapulence…
Bill’s vanilla surprise.
Sharpton’s Purple Gummies…
MarshMueller Supreme
Strzok-y Road
CNNutty Bar
Immoral Ice
Diversity Delight
Voter Fraud Vanilla.
Obama Bunghole Brownie
“and get big money out of politics.” You mean like the rich Ben an Jerry?
Hillary’s Seizures & Sprinkles…
Can’t MoveOn Marshmallow
Sour Grapes
Cankles n’ Creme
Anti-fudge
Eat Shit and Die!
You’ve Got To Buy It To Find Out If It’s Even Ice Cream Or Just Full Of Shit Ice Cream
Neapolitan ice cream is now “Frigid Three-Name Liberal Bitch”
Rump Ranger Raspberry
Feinstein’s Fruit Loops Fantasy…
Anarchy-Lime Pie
Tutti Gender Frutti.
Trimester Truffle
The whole collection could be Barky’s 57 Flavors
They need to cross-dress those flavors to attract more dems. Blueberry should taste like cherry.
They need essence of fresh pound-of-butthole infused with hairy-armpit-sweat-drip and toejam. That’ll attract the great socialists!
Safe Space (with nuts)
I uh uh uh I I I uh Me Me Me Surprise…
Moose Butt Tracks….
Maverick Maraschino
I Am Spartanuts!
Good Huma
Stay away from the Gender Fluid Frappes!
Photoshopped Birth Certificate Cinnamon…
Cinnamon Dumpster Fire
Perv Sherbet
Antifa Almond…
Castro Chocolate Chunks and Peanut Butter
Vanilla Privilege
Raspberry Soros-bet…
Sasquatch Trail
Protest Parfait
Marx Karamel
Mooch Tracks
Cankles & Cream
San Fran Nuggets
Palo Alto
Puffermint
Salted yellow Bay
Parasite Paradise
Russia-Russia-Russia Slush
Obama-Rahm-a-Ding-Dong Double Dutch Rudder
I would not support this of course…cough cough but WOULDN’T IT BE FUN TO BE IN EVERY GROCERY WHEN THIS EXCREMENT COMES OUT AND PUT 4 OR 5 IN YOUR CART AND JUST ACCIDENTALLY CONTINUE TO LEAVE THEM IN A NON-FREEZER AISLE TO MELT? If every principled conservative did this, Ben and Jerry would be left with nothing but their favorite flavor, Fudge Pack Delight
Libya Lye float
Trump Hate’s Peachy
Sanfran chocolate slide
IM Peach
somali dark chocolate nut
Chunky Monkey Outrage
Barney’s Butt Lube
Liberal Fruits and Nuts.
Dang! I’m always late to these parties!! Well, I almost never have anything good to compete with the sparkling wits of IOTWReport.
Me too, Abigail. I chuckled a lot and upticked some good ones.
Have to go shopping now. Perhaps I’ll buy some Ben&Jerry’s ….wink-wink.
….Lady in Red
Here are some ideas for Ben and Ghazi.
Deep State Swirl.
Piss Tachio
Razzberry Cluster Fudge
Vanity Vanilla
Baracky Road
Chuck U Chunk
Eric SwallowMallow
Chrissy’s Cherry Pop … brought to you by Little Shank Ho’s of Holton Arms
Butthurtscotch Ripple
Maxine Wattersmelon
Blue Wave Fantasy Fudge With Nuts
Pee-Pee Pecan
Kangaroo Court Madness
Scoopable Shit (but it ‘identifies’ as ice cream)
Dem Sen Freak Show
Rahm’s Dead Fish Delight?
Midterm Meltdown
watch it slump before your eyes. ‘Flavored’ with delightful bits of diversity and in a wonderful shade of pink.
blasey blast—comes in an empty container, but you know what it would taste like.
Ho Chi Mint
Che Guava-ra
Grape Leap Forward
Pelosi Prune Surprise
Date Grape
Always Time for Destruction Dream
Michelle’s Beaver Berry-Blast
Delicious Double Standard
Schiff’s Russian Ripple… careful, the container leaks.
White Chocolate Privilege
Liver Lips Loganbarry
Ashy Kneeopolitan
Mom Jean Jelly Bean
Big Fur try Feinstein’s Delicious Dark Dementia. Add a little spilt “Milk” to revive your political career… goes great with Twinkies!
First Pitch Fiasco Fudge
Barry its Nacho Economy, swish
Menstral marishino cherry
Spew-moaning
Berry’s Bruised Butthole
Filled with Michelle’s Nuts
Cherry Van Dyke
Have a Sessions Strawberry Squishee at the FBI ran Kwik-E-Mart
She Built Those Titties On Rocky Road
Barry Soetoro anal swirl
Fudge Packed Ripple
Anything in a Waffle cone
Shiria on a Shingle
Tort-toni
‘it’s great!’ jammed up and jelly tight- get a case today! If you can’t afford it- it is free!
JUST HAVE TO LOVE THESE IDEAS.
It’s Not GRAPE Grape
Don Lemon
Wakandaquiri
Crossdress crunch
Secret Server Sorbet. Any flavor because at this point, what does it matter?
Streets of San Francisco style rocky road
Free $hit Sherbet
Fairy Barry
Mooch Munch
MBigBeaver-
Nice historic stuff there.
Comes with Dan White Chocolate.
Harvey Milk
Fire Island Volcano Fudge
Ford flavors
-rapeicecreamed
-FairytailFreeze(all imitation, no fairies injured)
Nutty Democrats
Pralines and Scream, in honor of Howard Dean
Rocky Low Road
Moose-barry Mashup
Molotov Ripple
“You didn’t build that” sundae
Bum Raisin
“At least I’ll go down…as president” with pralines.
Liberal Tears Toffee
waitress ice cream sandwich, ted kennedy’s favorite
LGBT Fudge
I heard Maxine has a favorite
Peach Mint
Wish that was my own witty idea.
Dream on, Maxine!
Dreamsickle
chocolate chip on my shoulder
LIR — haha!
BFH ROTFLMAO
Pocahontas Lizwarren Squawberry.
Cankles side of beef van-illa toss surprise, tastes like 4 day old huma clitty litter and chardonnay piss
Brennans pinched nuts sour puss swirl with scabby forehead sluffings
ChoCROWlat