62 Comments on Ben & Jerry’s Join U.N. to Launch ‘Refugee Awareness-Raising’ Flavor
Brownie at the Border
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Isn’t it great that we live in a free country and Leftists can freely associate and do things like this, unhindered by Conservatives?
Wouldn’t it be nice if the fascist liberals and Democrat-Socialists would allow us the same courtesy?
I will say Merry Christmas, hold doors for ladies, honor the flag and anthem, but refuse to use your preferred pronouns.
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The name of the virtue signaling ice cream? Virtue Signal.
Keep it simple.
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Freeshit Sundae
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Coyote Crunch
11
That’s not who we orange
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Feces Pieces
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Roof Pusher
6
Stabby Strawberry
7
Mexican Mudslide
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A ‘Refugee Awareness-Raising’ flavor?
Aren’t crime statistics enough?
If Ben and Jerry really cared about the welfare of those “refugees” they’d do something about the situation in their home countries, not making an ice cream be about it.
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Wetback Swirl
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Chocolate Beaner
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Jesus’s Juices….
4
Somali S’mores….
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Refried Beans and Cream
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What does it taste like? No one knows, they’re all waiting for someone ELSE to buy it for them.
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Muzz Tracks
7
IED tutti frutti….
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…I bet I know how Ben and Jerry’s keeps their worker cost overhead WAY down…
5
Chunky Sandmonkey
Che-rry Guevara
Buttered Ethio-pecan
6
Abu Dhabi Devil’s Food
3
Cartel Almond Crunch
4
Le-Le-Lemon
2
Terror-misu
10
Peach Motherf#cker!
7
Afghani Spumonti…
5
Decapachino
11
Pistacio Pahk E Stani
3
Rocky Road Home, chock-full of bitter walnuts.
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Lemon Libyan….
1
Jihadple Pie
2
Peanut butter Pressure cooker bomb….
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well, the on-the-nose choice would be RefFuji Apple
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Vanilla Beaner…
3
Ayatallah Avalanche….
4
Spew Money
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Sanctuary Swirl
3
Kookie Doh !!
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Matador Defense Velvet Cake
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Ben & Jerrys: Using capitalism to exploit ignorant hippies for 40 years!
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Rio Grande Swirl
3
Tres Passing Leches
5
Toot A Fruitee
5
Mango Without Permission
6
Peach Mint Split
3
Barbed wire and berries
4
Mecca Bacon Mint
5
Smuggler’s Crunch
Nacho Mama
Gimme Gimme Gumdrop
Commie Crunch
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Effluvient Crunch.
This should help with your continuing nosedive in sales. JERKS!
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Carbon Credi-tortoni
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San Francisco sidewalk slurry
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first, they need to perfect the eye-watering putrid stench of your average illegal immigrant or ANY Filthy Mohammedan Savage, and incorporate that into the flavour of their overpriced crappy ice cream
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Salmonella Strawberry
5
BERNing Red
A most fun ice cream name could be possible by collaborating with Nathan Tardif (Noodler’s Ink) to secure the right to use the name of one of his inks – BERNing Red. Along with the ink bottle label art work on the ice cream container.
On the front the label – Bernies’ face and cotton-like hair superimposed onto the seal of Azerbaijan when it was still part of the USSR. Azerbaijan’s seal highlighted their production of cotton and oil. Bernie’s face covered the oil well rig, can’t drill for oil. His hair substituted for the cotton.
On the back – a picture of Bernie trying to feed Nikita Khrushchev some B&J ice cream. With Nikita replying, “I will eat Vermont ice cream only if you eat my kholodets. (a Russian / Ukrainian aspic meat jello)
But of course B&J and Unilever lack a sense of humor and would never make BERNing Red ice cream.
[the first 5 minutes of the video highlights how the founders during the Revolutionary war promoted Liberty, not Fairness, as Bernie and the left does.]
I’ll bet THAT tastes like San Fransisco sidewalk SHIT! 🤢🤢🤮
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Mule Payola Peppermint
Note: Very Expensive and does not age well in un refrigerated container trailers.
Brownie at the Border
Isn’t it great that we live in a free country and Leftists can freely associate and do things like this, unhindered by Conservatives?
Wouldn’t it be nice if the fascist liberals and Democrat-Socialists would allow us the same courtesy?
I will say Merry Christmas, hold doors for ladies, honor the flag and anthem, but refuse to use your preferred pronouns.
The name of the virtue signaling ice cream? Virtue Signal.
Keep it simple.
Freeshit Sundae
Coyote Crunch
That’s not who we orange
Feces Pieces
Roof Pusher
Stabby Strawberry
Mexican Mudslide
A ‘Refugee Awareness-Raising’ flavor?
Aren’t crime statistics enough?
If Ben and Jerry really cared about the welfare of those “refugees” they’d do something about the situation in their home countries, not making an ice cream be about it.
Wetback Swirl
Chocolate Beaner
Jesus’s Juices….
Somali S’mores….
Refried Beans and Cream
What does it taste like? No one knows, they’re all waiting for someone ELSE to buy it for them.
Muzz Tracks
IED tutti frutti….
…I bet I know how Ben and Jerry’s keeps their worker cost overhead WAY down…
Chunky Sandmonkey
Che-rry Guevara
Buttered Ethio-pecan
Abu Dhabi Devil’s Food
Cartel Almond Crunch
Le-Le-Lemon
Terror-misu
Peach Motherf#cker!
Afghani Spumonti…
Decapachino
Pistacio Pahk E Stani
Rocky Road Home, chock-full of bitter walnuts.
Lemon Libyan….
Jihadple Pie
Peanut butter Pressure cooker bomb….
well, the on-the-nose choice would be RefFuji Apple
Vanilla Beaner…
Ayatallah Avalanche….
Spew Money
Sanctuary Swirl
Kookie Doh !!
Matador Defense Velvet Cake
Ben & Jerrys: Using capitalism to exploit ignorant hippies for 40 years!
Rio Grande Swirl
Tres Passing Leches
Toot A Fruitee
Mango Without Permission
Peach Mint Split
Barbed wire and berries
Mecca Bacon Mint
Smuggler’s Crunch
Nacho Mama
Gimme Gimme Gumdrop
Commie Crunch
Effluvient Crunch.
This should help with your continuing nosedive in sales. JERKS!
Carbon Credi-tortoni
San Francisco sidewalk slurry
first, they need to perfect the eye-watering putrid stench of your average illegal immigrant or ANY Filthy Mohammedan Savage, and incorporate that into the flavour of their overpriced crappy ice cream
Salmonella Strawberry
BERNing Red
A most fun ice cream name could be possible by collaborating with Nathan Tardif (Noodler’s Ink) to secure the right to use the name of one of his inks – BERNing Red. Along with the ink bottle label art work on the ice cream container.
On the front the label – Bernies’ face and cotton-like hair superimposed onto the seal of Azerbaijan when it was still part of the USSR. Azerbaijan’s seal highlighted their production of cotton and oil. Bernie’s face covered the oil well rig, can’t drill for oil. His hair substituted for the cotton.
On the back – a picture of Bernie trying to feed Nikita Khrushchev some B&J ice cream. With Nikita replying, “I will eat Vermont ice cream only if you eat my kholodets. (a Russian / Ukrainian aspic meat jello)
https://youtu.be/eIXyBr3-af0?t=460 .
But of course B&J and Unilever lack a sense of humor and would never make BERNing Red ice cream.
[the first 5 minutes of the video highlights how the founders during the Revolutionary war promoted Liberty, not Fairness, as Bernie and the left does.]
I’ll bet THAT tastes like San Fransisco sidewalk SHIT! 🤢🤢🤮
Mule Payola Peppermint
Note: Very Expensive and does not age well in un refrigerated container trailers.
Pretty Shitty
Montezuma’s Raspberry Revenge !
It’ll Pickle Your Innards
Orange Man Bad Sherbert
Abolish ICE cream
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Abolish ICE cream
for the win!
Obama Mango Caged Boy Sherbert