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Confectionary stars Ben and Jerry debuted their latest permanent flavor combination and it’s named after the former NFL quarterback. “Colin Kaepernick’s Change the Whirled,” a vegan nondairy frozen dessert, will launch in 2021. The dessert is a caramel, sunflower butter base with fudge chips, graham cracker swirls, and chocolate cookie swirls with the branding giving 1970s peace vibes. More
News Update: Dairy Queen, Basking Robbins and all supermarket chains refuse to carry the flavor because it’s not good enough.
I’ll be sure and open one, lick it, and put it back on the shelf.
I’ve always wondered what bitter disappointment would taste like.
Why not just take a dump in a Dixie cup and freeze it?
Is it half chocolate and half vanilla and full of nuts?
When B+J became big GWB backers 17 years ago I put them on my shi* list. Never bought anything form them in 16 yers! At least they are consistent!
No equivocation!
I will also be consistent; no BJ!
@The Gunny
News update: A court has ordered that all chains not carrying the flavor must pay restitution & damages to Mr. Crap-On-Dick for actively black listing the product.
Tastes like shit, penis and nuts.
Sarcastica for the thread win.
I’ll pass. (Which by the way he doesn’t do anymore)😉
I didn’t realize Turds on Toast was so popular.
Faux QB, faux ice cream, sounds about right.
That’s a FABULOUS GAY flavor! Taste the RAINBOW:-)
keep sucking blm ****
I have never tasted Ben & Jerry’s ice cream and never will, I don’t support lefties. It reminds me of the stupid phrase Visualize Whirled Peas. By the way I hate green peas, I have never liked them.
Guess what my Petey B’s favorite ice cream is besides “Fruity Pooter Banana Fudge?”
You guessed it. “Chasten’s Unbleached Elastic Starfish!”
Funniest name I saw for this new flavor-Take a Kneeapolitan!
Fake ice cream for a fake outraged fake QB-remind me, why do I care?
Gosh, I filled my cart with Colon’s new flavor ice cream before I remembered I’m diabetic. I was far from the Freezer Aisle, so I just left it near the chicken rotisserie ovens.
Some stocker will find it before they totally melt, maybe.
China owns KAEPERNICK. That’s all you need to know.
The BJ initials on the ice cream convinced me never to buy the stuff.
How do you fit ‘kneels’ into a tub of IC?
Hopefully this will be the idiocy that finally puts the headstone on B & J’s.
As long as I’ve got my Blue Bell, I’m fine. Other ice creams tastes like raw sewage to me.
@Chasten
Say, does your pervey Petey B. lick your ass cream from your cone?