Ben & Jerry’s Launches a Kamala Inspired Ice Cream

102 Comments on Ben & Jerry’s Launches a Kamala Inspired Ice Cream

1. Chocolate Salty Balls

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2. Peckerbint

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3. Identifies as Chocolate

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4. Kommie Karamel with Stolen Valor

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5. Kneel Apolitan…now that’s funny right there!

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6. Krunchie Krumcocka

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7. No matter whatchamacallit, it still sux.

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8. Sausage and Cream.

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9. I’ll bet it melts fast and runs down your chin.

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10. Curry White Chocolate!

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11. Half & Half

    Curry & Jerk

    Communism, then you open the carton and it’s empty.

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12. Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

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13. Ho Heave Joe

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14. Chinese Cookie Dough

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15. Loosey Desi

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16. “Butter Emails” Pecan

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17. Creme de Men

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18. Moose Tracks…

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19. Baby Batter

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20. Identifies as Black Raspberry

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21. Kneesapolitan

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22. Kitties and Cream

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23. Vanilla Hubby

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24. US Mint Chocolate Chip

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25. Willie’s Wonka

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26. Mostly Peaceful Pralines & Cream

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27. “I’m Speaking” Strawberry

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28. Self licking.

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29. Cookies and Zygotes

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30. Vodka Watermelon

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31. Haitian Pussycat

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32. Did you just fall out of a coconut tree?

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33. Venn Diagram Vanilla

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34. Born a Poor Black Child Chocolate

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35. Word Salad Strawberry

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36. Walz Balls

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37. Border Czar Butterscotch

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38. Jamaican Jerk

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39. Prostitutifruity

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40. Liesanberry

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41. Kackle Cream

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42. Commie Krunch

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43. Liar Lime

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44. Fruity FlipFlop

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45. ^^^
    DBad not Dead…autocorrect sux

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46. Hyena Kackleberry

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47. Willie Brown’s black jizz whizz.

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48. Curry Faux-Chocolate

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49. Ben-and-Jerry-Sucks-and-I-Do-Too

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50. Censorship mint

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51. A-Cat-in-Every- Pot

    Oops, I switched over from ice cream names to Kamala campaign promises

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52. Progressive Pistachio Poop

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53. October Surprise

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54. Fall Ballot Harvest

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55. Nutty Faux-Chocolate

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56. Skip-the-Primaries-Obama-Pawn-Oreo-Cookie-Crumbles

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57. Hawk Tuah Toffee.

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58. No-Primary-Coup detat Sour Cream

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59. Re-education Camps Coming Raspberry

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60. No Honest Issues Policies Neapolitan

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61. Chocolate Wannbe

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62. Wankers and Cream

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63. Pumpkin Spice-girl

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64. Muttalooseious

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65. Nutty Pearl Necklace

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66. Abortion Almond Fudge

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67. Biden’s Berried Campaign Crunch

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68. Hubby Doug needs his own flavor.

    Nanny Fucking Neapolitan

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69. Cootieberry Ice Cream

    Coo Coo Bananas Ice Cream

    Crazy Nutty Ice Cream

    STD Ass Cream

    Chock Full of Whiskey Ice Cream

    Ganges River Ice Cream

    Jamaican Jerk Ice Cream

    Ben & Jerry’s Un-American Ice Cream

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70. Marxist Mango

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71. AKA Sorority Sister Moderator Cheat Cherry

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72. Phony Chocolate

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73. Stupid Strawberry

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74. Dimwit Faux Chocolate Chunks

75. Willy Brown Chocolate Sauce

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76. Chocolate Twigs & Berries

77. Walk-Thru-the-Open-Border berry blend

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78. Illegals-Vote-Here Vanilla

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79. Illegals Welcome Wild Berry

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80. Taylor Swift’s Latest Poor Decision Half Chocolate

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81. Unburdened berry spurt

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82. No Brain Swirl

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83. I have a lot more, but I’ll stop now. Thanks for letting me vent.

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84. In-N-Out Burger

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85. McNuffin

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86. Kumswala Kackle

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87. Frottage Cheese

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88. Peckeroni Pizza

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89. Boner Petite

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90. Raymond Luxury Yacht (pronounced ‘Throatwobbler Mangrove’)

    (that’s for fellow M. Python fans)

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91. Rocky Rode Hard and Put Away Wet

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92. DEIce-Cream

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93. Substitute Strawberry

    “I look all White but my dad was black”

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94. Price Gageing Grape

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95. Guilt-Free Whitey Vanilla

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96. Chocolate Lives Matter

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97. Haven’t Been to the Border Brownie

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98. Landslide Loss Lemon Lush

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99. Banned Straws-berry

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100. Mandatory Buy-Back Banana

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101. Good ones, Loco.

     …And I Haven’t Been to Europe Gelato

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102. Young Prostitutor Bannana Split

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