Thanks everyone for playing!! Some really good ones as always!!
First off – Honorable Mentions –
The Hunchback Of Odor Fame – BFH
No Country For Rich Men – MJA
Honey I’ve Lost My Dentures – Tim
Stagnant In Seattle – Tim
Scumbag Millionaire – MJA
Invasion Of The 401K Snatchers – Odin 2013
Dude, Where’s Your Wallet? – BFH
Top Bum – Piece Of Mind
A Fist Full Of Someone Else’s Dollars – Petrus
The Joyless Schmuck Club – BFH
From Here To The Bathroom – All Too Much
Rose And Murray’s Baby – MJA
From Here To Insolvency – Dr. Tar
Snow White Privilege – LocoBlancoSaltine
From Russia With Postage Due – MJA
Bern Free – Rhettsgirl
No Country Due To Old Man – LocoBS
Commie Dearest – Unruly Refugee
Hearing Aid Batteries Not Included – LocoBS
The Non Producers – Rhettsgirl
An Old Fart Is Born – MJA
The Pinko Panter – Tracy
Weird Settled Science – LocoBS
Yankee Doodle Dandruff – MJA
On Golden Puddle – Uncle Al
The Prince Of Tithes – GreetingsFromYonkers
Mad Loon Rising – SteveO
Birth Of A Ration – MJA
High Pants Grifter – LocoBS
Now for the winners –
Third Place
The Tax Us Chainsaw Massacre – Loco Blanco Saltine
Second Place
The Brown Shirts Always Ring Twice – Zonga
And the Big Winner
Look Who’s Not Paying For Dinner – Petrus
Congrats Petrus!! Thanks to everyone for playing!!
Chalupa 🙂
Hey I am 3st, just like Rubio!!!
Love this stuff! Congratulations to the winners, thanks for the mention and the laughs. Some very good pokes at that communist bastard! lol
@LocoBlancoSaltine then according to FoxNews you’ve won a victory of sorts.
Congratulations everyone!! That was fun. :))
Somehow I missed this one. Y’all did really good! These were hi-freaking-larious!
Congrats, Petrus, Zonga, and LBS!
I do NOT envy Chalupa, there was a lot of funny stuff there.
Well, I didn’t enter any Title … but … I can NOW …
“The Greatest Story Ever Told” is how Bernie gonna bring even more socialism to America than Obama done, or Hilly could ever do!
I think I should win, two, cuz, my entry is more disproportionate to the subject, even if it ain’t funny or ironic.
“ironic” heh, heh, that’s a funny-sounding word … it means “steely” for you uneducated …
Wow, really? I…I…I am at a loss!!!!
First, I would like to thank the all white academy, the BLM movement and the failed US education system and of course Barry Sotero for allowing us to have this rare and wonderful opportunity to make fun of an avowed socialist who’s an actual legitimate democratic candidate in 2016. I mean only in America, right! We have come such a long way….astray.
A special thank you to BFH and Chalupa for putting on this fun contest and accepting my cash donation before midnight last night. Keep it up…I love you all!!
@LocoBlancoSaltine:
You really shouldn’t have pointed that out.
From now on, I will think of you as “Little Loco” LOL.
Since I didn’t win anything, I’m boycotting the moslem Grammy’s this year,…
Good gravy, that was fun! Thank you for second place! There were so many hilarious ones.
Where do I pick up my juice box?