Patriot Retort:
Took him long enough, but just moments ago Bernie Sanders suspended his campaign.
Guess turning America into Cuba will have to be suspended as well.
Look on the bright side, Bernie. If we don’t reopen our economy soon, we just might be able to turn America into Cuba without you.
I imagine the Bernie Bros are pretty angry over this news. more
And the bro’s let out a “collective” sad sigh
guess the mortgage checks & the down-payment for the new sports car from the DNC finally cleared
Now that the entire democrat party is somewhere left of the River Styx, it really doesn’t matter anyway.
Bye Bye Bernie! Please don’t call or write!
Maybe it’s been a bait and switch. Instead of full blown socialism, they can still get “Half Blown Joe”.
So, how much did it cost the DNC this time?
Ahhhh, mansion #5 here he comes.
Now maybe he’ll have enough time to take a shower, comb his hair and brush his teeth.
NAWWW, just kidding. He’s a burned-out hippie through and through.
Bernie will forever be known as a martyr for communism- instead of a dopey old schyster who shouted and lost a presidential bid (twice) and stole millions of dollars from idiots in the process.
So when will the cities start to burn like his bros promised if he wasn’t elected?
Joe: Oh, Bernie dropped his suspenders? I keep tellin’ people he is a dirty old man. He’s worse than me.