I keep confusing him with the one married to the Kim Kardashian.
I think this is the one who snatched the mic from Taylor Swift.
I think…
Anyway, he just outed his own mother in a song.
Chicks on the Right:
JAY-Z Admits His Mom Is A Lesbian In Latest Album.
You can’t even make this stuff up.
JAY-Z’s latest album 4:44 is out, and everyone’s obsessing. In the first song, JAY-Z throws major shade Kanye’s way.
“I know people backstab you, I feel bad too,” JAY-Z raps in “Kill JAY-Z.”
“But this ‘f— everybody’ attitude ain’t natural/ But you ain’t the same, this ain’t KumbaYe/ But you got hurt because you did cool by ‘Ye/ You gave him 20 million without blinkin’/ He gave you 20 minutes on stage, f— was he thinkin’?/ ‘F— wrong with everybody?’ is what you sayin’/ But if everybody’s crazy, you’re the one that’s insane.”
A lyrical genius, that man.
People are also obsessing over the fact that JAY-Z admitted his mom is a lesbian in the song, “Smile.”
‘Mama had four kids but she’s a lesbian / Had to pretend so long, that she’s a thespian,’ raps Jay-Z, who has spoken of how his father’s absence contributed to his troubled youth in public housing in Brooklyn.
‘Don’t matter to me if it’s a him or her / I just want to see you smile through all the hate,’ he raps.
So JAY-Z’s mom is a lesbian. This is significant. Don’t ask me why. It just is.
Wet his lips and stick him to a window. That would make me smile.
Gay-P
@TSUNAMI I laughed so hard that hurt me belly……OMFG.
Has that look on his face like he is solving algebra when all they asked him was “how is yer dad”?
Huh.
Who?
Need to wake fully before posting.
He’s not the microphone snatcher, he’s the killer felon, out getting rich babbling 5th grade rhymes.
W. O. O.–waste of O2!
Wow. Most punchable face I’ve seen… today.
That explains a lot.
Ugly ass pavement ape.
She probably told him she wuz a Lebanese woman and he f*#ked that up too!
And before reading on, I thought she wass a drama queen, and now she’s a drama lesbian. This is all so confusing but TSUNAMI has it right, wet his lips and stick him to a window with Beyonce too.
The only time I listen to that kind of “music” is when someone passes by with their radio blaring. And then, all I can think about is that song “Pants on the ground”.
Nope, the guy who snatched the microphone from Taylor Swift was Kim Kardashian’s Husband. Whatever his name is.
This guy got beat up in an elevator by his wife’s sister, and it was caught on a security camera in the elevator.
Jay Z = Resting Bitch Face
Ith a thespian a lesbian with a lithp?
It was Con-Yay that pulled the Taylor Swift debacle. I have no idea what anyone sees in these meatheads.
@tsunami. They work as soup coolers too!
He looks like that Chimp whose handlers gave him an onion instead of a banana!
ohhhh Kanye was the mic snatcher. Thanks. LOL. And you guys are SURE they’re not the same person? Have we seen them together in one room before? 😀
(c)rap is not music.
Lesbian and Thespian. Must have hurt his gansta brain to come up with that one.
@ reboot,
That was the first comment that crossed my mind when I saw that pic. I often speak before thinking. One day it’ll get me into trouble.
I reject political correctness. Truth is funnier. Glad I could be of assistance. 😉
That’s the look of, what do you all mean the ice cream machine is down for maintenance? Cracker!
@ Tsunami, humor is life!!!!