This was sent in by Woody.
Speaking of woody…..
Even after 47 years of marriage, the romance between President Joe Biden and Jill Biden is far from dead.
From kisses before he boards Air Force One to date nights and him introducing himself as ‘Jill’s husband’, the stress of the White House has showed no signs of straining their relationship.
But, in private, the president has revealed some very risqué secrets about why their bond is so strong, much to his wife’s annoyance.
He infuriates wife Jill by joking that the key to their 47-year marriage is ‘good sex’.
His racy comment has been revealed for the first time by Katie Rogers in her forthcoming book ‘American Woman: The Transformation of the Modern First Lady, from Hillary Clinton to Jill Biden,’ in an exclusive excerpt obtained by DailyMail.com.
The president gives that marital advice to aides ‘much to his wife’s chagrin,’ reports Rogers, a longtime White House reporter for the New York Times.
Story HERE.
He thought they asked about Commander.
I’m sure he’s talking about his daughter
Ashley Biden was unavailable for comment.
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The sex he enjoys MOST is when he fucks us all.
Yet he suffers from electoral dysfunction…
I bet the old fart has his own “pee tape”
I didn’t know turtles made sounds, but I’ve heard woodchucks whistling 🙂
Pureed Puddin Brain doesn’t even remember what REAL SEX is let alone engage in it anymore.
He’s thinking about when she was the family babysitter.
So Jill likes to watch what he does to the dogs?
This moron gave a speech to the Govs today. In case you missed it, here it is. Blah blah blah, indistinguishable screaming, Trump, Lowest Crime Rate Ever, blah, blah, blah, lowest inflation ever, TRUMP, blah blah blah, greed inflation, those bastards, best leader ship ever. PUTIN, TRUMP, under my leadership, blah blah blah, most secure border ever. Blah blah blah, we need to send our money to Zelenskyy. All of it. Or we will execute your kids, and then send them to the front line. Blah Blah Blah, best economy, strongest recovery ever. Hey Jill, let fuck.
All Joey’s ideas about “good sex” involve chocolate pudding.
Or a reasonable facsimile thereof.
“I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun. And the kids used to come up and reach into the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and watch the hair come back up again…”
THERE ARE COUNTLESS THINGS THAT I DON’T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THIS DEMENTED IDIOT, BUT HE KEEPS GOING THERE
MAKE IT STOP
Forgot to mention I read a comment from a rather young woman in regards to his dumb ass ramblings, “I want to live in the America Joe thinks we are living in.”
“I’d rather be at home making love to my wife…”
I think I’m gonna hurl. 🤢
I would like to stick a Mr. Yuk sticker on this post.
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Biden is a limp dick, in so many ways.
Let the urban dictionary help me: Worthless, Lacks substance, Incompetent, Weakness, No Skills, Ineffectual Man.
Don’t be a Limp Dick like JOE !!!
Stick a “ I did that” sticker on Jill. Geez, who gives a fuck?
i enjoyed the unperturbed, tenacious turtle video… get it, get it!
So was the Dr Jill sex….better while she was married to her first husband….
or after Dr Jill got a divorce and continued with your family….????
We don’t need to know about joeys and jills sex life. Give us a friggin break. I doubt that the old geezer can get it up anymore without lots of Viagra. If you (we) have had a presidential boner (stuck up our wazoos, keisters) for longer than 4 years, please consult the Constitution and the 25th Amendment to remedy by removing bidumb from office because of senility and incompetence. How this idjit ever became President God only knows. Hey ho, crazy joe has to go and the sooner the better.
You don’t suppose Foghat actually meant retarded ride do you?
his right hand is named “Good”. he has lots of “Good” sex.
like I said earlier –
If you have to brag about yer IQ, yer crusin on empty!
If the lying sonovabitch is bragging about his sex life, there ain’t any!!
I’m sorry but he is just a nasty excuse for a human being.
HEY VEEDON, WE’RE ALL SORRY
Sniffer Joe, code name Harry Palms.
NCO is right. That’s why the damn dog is biting everyone. He’s Joe’s husband.
Wasn’t choking your chicken, pounding your pud etc. according to the old wive’s tales supposed to lead to hairy palms, insanity and various other mental afflictions. Maybe that’s why joey is such a jackass other than being an incestuous bastard as well.
C’mon man! No joke, I raised my girls to KNOW what I like!
If that’s the case joey’s theme song should be Chantilly Lace by the Big Bopper.
Anyone else remember the quirky cult classic movie Harold And Maude with Bud Cort and Ruth Gordon from the early 70’s and the scene where the priest tries to talk young Harold from falling in love with an elderly Maude and how the priest talked about her saggy tits and how it disgusted him. That would be worse than joey and jill’s sex life, much worse and something that I don’t want to know. Yes, I know I’m dating myself, but I actually liked that movie when I was younger. That and the Cat Steven’s music in the movie.