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Joe Biden’s Federal Trade Commission has begun to look into the too-oft broken McDonald’s ice cream machines, which have angered consumers and franchise owners for years.
The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) has carried out an inquiry into the Mcdonald’s broken ice cream machines. The inquiry seeks to discover if Taylor Commercial Foodservice LLC, the manufacturer of the machines, has engaged in practices that hinder McDonald’s owners’ abilities to fix machines themselves or seek repairs from a third party.
The Wall Street Journal and Dailywire have reported that the ice cream machines require a great deal of maintenance, which includes an “automated heat-cleaning cycle that can last up to four hours to destroy bacteria” on a nightly basis. According to owners, in the instance that a cleaning cycle fails, the machine requires maintenance from a repair technician before the franchise can again serve ice cream. more
Afghanistan? That’s was like, 4 or 5 days ago. C’mon man! Kids need their ice cream, it’s hot outside.
Really need a fucking meteor to hit the swamp and need it now.
Election fraud? pfffft. How many disenfranchised minorities have had to come over the counter because of this soft-serve Civil Rights Violation?
Of course. This issue was ranked #3 on my 300 biggest concerns facing the US. Thanks, Joe!
State Department says, 100,000 Afghan ice cream technicians are allowed to immigrate to do the work Americans and Mexicans won’t do.
Another National Problem solved by the Biden Administration.
Credit where it’s due, Biden signed an Executive Order in June, addressing the issue of manufacturers demanding sole authority to repair their products. The EO calls for that limitation to be dropped and for consumers to have choices in repair options. That’s the same the issue here. It makes sense that ice cream would is involved.
Better yet would be an investigation into what they laughingly call ‘food’!
Maybe a job the J Edgars can handle at last.
First they must determine the root cause, my guess is either global warming or white supremacists.
Global warming or white supremacists only applies to the Hot Fudge or Vanilla Soft-Serv…
There is concurrent investigation being conducted by the Civil Rights Commission, as the chocolate ice cream dispensers breakdown more frequently than the vanilla.
The shit really hit the fan when the Tal-EE-Ban went to McPuke’s in Kabul and couldn’t get their Ice Cream.
They got right on the phone and said , “You promised us the US arsenal & Bases, But we expect the Restaurants in Good Working Order.”
I can’t believe they are addressing this issue before the greater threat to our nation…Robo Calls.
Evil is as evil does.
The wife’s no Pedo fan, but having driven one time from Memphis to Loisville without ever once finding a McDs with a functional shake machine, she hopes someone responsible for that heinous breach of treat availability gets the chair…