Biden apparently bumps his head on Marine One as debate persists over president’s mental fitness.
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Maybe he could take off those stupid aviator sunglasses.
A bump like that could result in a brain injury with anybody else.
Gonna’ give him the Gerald Ford send up on late night shows? Probably not.
Opportunity to claim a career-ending injury? Perhaps.
Hard on the helicopter? Almoat certainly.
Damage report: Nothing to see here… well maybe a few hair plugs.
Maybe it’s time to nickname joey Bumpy. It’s raining, joey’s boring, the senile old man smacked his head one more time and said oh shit, too much more of this and I won’t wake up in the morning. And we all gave out a huge sigh to wish him a permanent goodbye. The Secret Service is gonna need to make joey wear a bike helmet so that he quits smacking his head on things all the time or tripping walking up steps. Or do like the Babylon Bee suggested and tie him to a hand truck every time and carry him every time he gets in and out of Air Farce One, so he doesn’t fall anymore.
helicopter metal fitness > sniffer joe mental fitness
So….
It happened Sunday with video….
and it only now comes out on Friday….
WTFG news outlets….carry his damn water.
And Chevy Chase was applauded endlessly for his parody of Ford and his slips, trips, and falls. Never see that on SNL these days.
That was back SNL was actually funny and relevant and people could laugh without feeling like they were offending everybody with real satirical humor.
At least nothing of value was injured in the mishap.
Lower the rotor blades.
What a maroon…
And even worse, joey’s an ultramaroon.
Thank goodness!
No – really!
If he had struck any other part of his body there might have been an injury – a bruise or something.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …