WaEx:
‘Untouchable in the black community’: Fresh scrutiny of Biden tale of harrowing confrontation with gang leader ‘Corn Pop’.
A prominent black journalist has expressed extreme skepticism about a story Joe Biden told, in which the former vice president said he stood up to a local gang leader at a swimming pool in 1962.
Biden has regaled audiences with parts of the story several times, which he claims took place when he was a lifeguard at a predominantly black pool in Wilmington, Delaware. He remembers how when he kicked a local gang leader named “Corn Pop” out of the pool for violating the rules, Biden was warned that Corn Pop was going to be waiting for him after work with a switchblade.
Biden said he prepared himself by wrapping a metal chain around his arm. Corn Pop was waiting by Biden’s car “with three guys and straight razors. Not a joke.” READ MORE
Thank you, Claudia.
Oh, FFS! That boy had too much sugar.
It’s a true story. Biden operated under the name of Frosted Flake.
I bet the only reason he was being harassed at the pool was because he was sitting too close to little girls.
Corn pop? Porn cop? Pop Corn?
I’m sorry. The man just confuses me.
If “Corn Pop” had not only a blade but also a hammer, that would help explain Joey’s mental difficulties for the last 50+ years.
If Bonnie Parker were alive, oh the stories she could tell about Old White Joe and their secret hair sniffing escapades before the invention of video recording.
It was right about the time that FDR went on TV to tell the nation about the attack on Pearl Harbor.
Shut up Joe and sit back down and eat your oatmeal before I pop you up along side your damned fool scalp
First of all, he was smart THEN. So, now what is he?
Actually, I’ll wager the black kid actually kicked his ass for calling him “Esther Williams.”
“Mr Biden! What are your thoughts on Syria?”
“Corn Pops. No wait, I really like Coco-Puffs!”
Okay, that’s enough. Put the man in the home for assisted living with dementia.
The top three Dem candidates are unelectable so it goes back to my pick from months ago, Chlamydia Harris. Unless SNS is correct and we get the Moose.
The guy is a couple of rubber straps away from a straight jacket.
Was this before or after the Rice Krispies Gang ?
It’s twue! It’s twue!
https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2019/09/15/cornpop-has-been-identified-yes-its-cornpop-not-corn-pop-and-he-died-in-2006/
🙂
At EARL OF TAINT:
https://earloftaint.com/2019/09/15/hey-theres-good-old-joe/
They were in the dreaded ‘Backwards Snacks’ gang. Corn Pop was on lookout duty for the gang with his fellow gang members: Chips Potato and Dip Artichoke
Was that before or after he singlehandedly took on Snap, Crackle and Pop
Wonder if he’s any relation to Booker’s buddy T-Bone? Couple more food groups and we’ll have a healthy meal.
Anymouse – They’re ALL unelectable! Everyone of them is in lock-step with Socialism. So it simply doesn’t matter which face they put on the ballot, when it comes time for the election you have two choices: Donald Trump or Socialism!
Shit, I think even a pantywaist like Barack Obama could shellac Joe’s ass
Corn Pop was after me lucky charms.
Yes, grandpa. That’s a great story. Tell it to me again for the thousandth time.
Here. Have some ‘tea’ it’s good for your lumbago.
Nighty night
dat nigga Corp Pop grew up to become Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas.
An THATS tha rest of tha story…..
Corn Pop just put out a video!:
https://twitter.com/w_terrence/status/1173365513193439233
When does Joe forget the past? Always after his lucky charms.
Here is old Joe in action in the early 60’s.
He was “Sugar Pop Pete” talking down Corn Pop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv3l-PdtFKs ..
Corn pops was not a name until the 80’s.
I bet he took on the Honey Comb Kid too.
He is too valuable to be running for President, the Frito Bandido just raided my stash. Get Joe on his tail before the trail goes cold
He’s not only valuable, JDHasty, he’s PRECIOUS!
He’s the Democrat Party Historian!
More like Biden ‘gave in’ to cornhole.
Truth be known, Joe had a run in with pop corn……
Crazy Joe was actually the life guard at a black colored kiddie pool and the little villain in question was eating corn pops out of a baggie and drinking from a sippy cup! The straight razor was a diaper pin which the little Villains Mother threatened Joe with after he called her a sexy Esther Williams look alike and tried to sniff her hair!
You people are killing me. Fucking hilarious.
What kind of moron would run for President with this kind of derision and disrespect?
I mean a moron other than me?
When I was young, I had the opportunity to work around some bad ass older guys. Blue collar shit. Old Joe would have not measured up. He never has and he never will.
Joe is just making this too easy. If I didn’t hate him so much, I would almost feel sorry for him. Almost.
This may be the truest thing he says during his entire campaign.
Joe on movie night. “Hey Jill, lets have some of that corn pop”. Jill, “what the fuck are you speaken about Joe?’
Paaaaaalease vote for Joe. We need the money.
I Believe him!
There is also a rumour that he took on FRANKENBERRY, BOOBERRY and COUNT CHOCULL at the GENERAL MILL!
Why did he even bring that up? lol. Very weird. Now black Dems confirm he’s rayciss. lolol
So THAT’S the mission where he got his Purple Heart & CMH! Gotcha!
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hey, Mr. Pop! you don’t calm down I’ll ‘Sugar Smack’ ya, right in your ‘Count Chocula’. I’ll ‘Snap, Crackle & pop’ ya right in your ‘Rice Krispies’, buddy boy! turn ya into ‘Corn Flakes’, that’s what I’ll do! I’m ‘Captain Crunch’ baby! I’ll take you behind the gym & put a whoopin’ on your ‘Booberries’ & knee you in your ‘Cocoa Puffs’. You want have nothin’ but ‘Frosted Flakes’ when I’m done wit’cha. that’s right, yer teeth’ll be nothing but ‘Fruity Pebbles’. I’ll turn your rear end into ‘Honey Nut Cheerios’. know why, ’cause I got ‘Lucky Charms’ with the ladies, especially the young, very young ladies. and I got ‘Trix’ up my sleeve. you bunch of ‘Fruit Loops’ don’t scare me!
Now, hitch up yer drawers, & drag yer ‘Cocoa Pebbles’ out of here before I lose my temper & bust yer ‘Nuts & Honey’
Cereally, this party is full of shit and needs a bran new candidate.
Corn Pop was so scary, he’d make your teeth almost fall out of your mouth.
You forgot Wheaties, ΜΟΛΩΝ. Breakfast of Champions. He ate his Wheaties back then, too, because, well, he was smart then, you know? And we can only imagine the kind of super athlete he was, too. Life guard. Wow.
“Joe?”
“Joe? Your oatmeal is ready!”
“Joe?”
“Joe forgot his teeth, I think.”
“Whurr djaaaa puth mah gddddamm tttthhhhhh?”
Or was he confusing this with Rice Krispies Snap, Crackle, and POP?
Left Coast Dan, how con-VEEN-yent that Cornpop died in 2006, innit?
The Joe Biden of 50 years ago probably did have the stones to confront Corn Pop – that Joe died a slow death at the altar of Dem politics
Tell us about the time you really stuck it to Corn Hole Joe!
I wish I could take Slow Joe fishing with me. No one would ever believe me if I told these Tall Tales.
Just so I’m clear, a strapping young yet already balding Joe Biden was making sure that a black youth didn’t engage in horseplay on the diving board?
Biden is like the protagonist in the Tim Burton movie “Big Fish”. He has these outlandish stories that he’s recited to his family for decades except his all turn out to be true.
Count Chocula, Franklinberry, Toucan Sam and the Quisp alien (definitely alien but possibly Mexican) were all carrying switchblade knives and lengths of chain like a late night motorcycle movie.
But aside from the braggadocio, the real minefield from Biden’s increasingly erratic Silver Alerts down Memory Lane is that this was FIFTY-SEVEN(!) years ago.
57.
What was going on 57 years ago?
JFK was still learning his way around the White House to find out which closets to rape his secretaries in.
Ringo Starr was still a few months away from joining The Beatles who had yet to have their first hit on Top of the Pops.
Dr. No was your primary care physician for box office gold.
No one had set foot on the moon yet.
Later in 1962, the Jetsons would give everyone a fantastical glimpse into what white privilege would look like 100 years in the future without any black people. We’re actually closer to the year 2062 than we are to 1962 now.
Anywho, I’m going to fire up my record player and listen to some of that sweet jazz music that the negros enjoy when smoking their left handed cigarettes.
Because Joe stood up AGAINST Cornpops in 1962, he can stand up FOR Fruit Loops today.
Joe needs to be eating Raisin Bran to stay regular in the assisted living home for those with dementia.
Honestly, I’m shocked he didn’t call him the Cream of Wheat man.
I don’t have anything to add except that the headline alone made me laugh.
Me thinks Old Joe is CooCoo for CoCo Puffs
he punched out the stay puft marshmallow man.
I just got home from work, it’s 10 PM and all you guys are making me laugh my ass off. I used to call Corn Pops horsies when I was little because Sugar Pops Pete had a horse. And the darned things are still good and I could still eat the whole box and get one hell of a sugar buzz.
He’s a real bad ass, isn’t he?
He’s bad at everything, and he’s an ass.
LOL! that’s a very funny story. Sleazy Joe vs. Corn Pop. Of course it reminds me of this;
https://youtu.be/wugWGhItaQA .
“Daddy O. Be cool, boy.”
Old Joe told Corn Pop “I’ll put ya’ll back in chains!”
This story has been confirmed by one of the other gang members: Jiffy Pop.
You forgot Iggy Pop and Pop Art.
Now you’re just making shit up, Joe…
You realize why he’s revealing this heroic tale….
He knows it’ll strike fear in President Trump.
BWA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!
Some of the confusion is due to Mr. Pop’s use of aliases. At various times he called himself “Corn Pop”, “Sugar Pop”, and even “Sugar Corn Pop”.
“Pop, pop, Jiffy Pop, Pop!”
“Pop, pop, Corn Pop, Joey!”
wate, wait, weight ……. whassat about vienne suasagesess?
ya eet em or ya wear em in yer ears?
See, I’m like ………. uhh …… y’no ……. ya ever seena red-taled skwirl?
https://youtu.be/5Pb3NN9fwcM