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Biden Claims he stood up to a gangster named “Corn Pop” back in ’62

Sunday, 15 September 2019, 19:30 BFH Uncategorized 63

WaEx:

‘Untouchable in the black community’: Fresh scrutiny of Biden tale of harrowing confrontation with gang leader ‘Corn Pop’.

A prominent black journalist has expressed extreme skepticism about a story Joe Biden told, in which the former vice president said he stood up to a local gang leader at a swimming pool in 1962.

Biden has regaled audiences with parts of the story several times, which he claims took place when he was a lifeguard at a predominantly black pool in Wilmington, Delaware. He remembers how when he kicked a local gang leader named “Corn Pop” out of the pool for violating the rules, Biden was warned that Corn Pop was going to be waiting for him after work with a switchblade.

Biden said he prepared himself by wrapping a metal chain around his arm. Corn Pop was waiting by Biden’s car “with three guys and straight razors. Not a joke.” READ MORE

Thank you, Claudia.

63 Comments on Biden Claims he stood up to a gangster named “Corn Pop” back in ’62

  6. If Bonnie Parker were alive, oh the stories she could tell about Old White Joe and their secret hair sniffing escapades before the invention of video recording.
    It was right about the time that FDR went on TV to tell the nation about the attack on Pearl Harbor.

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  8. “And I looked at him, but I was smart then, I said first of all, I said when I tell you to get off the board you get off the board, and I’ll kick you out again, but I shouldn’t have called you Esther Williams, I apologize for that…”

    First of all, he was smart THEN. So, now what is he?

    Actually, I’ll wager the black kid actually kicked his ass for calling him “Esther Williams.”

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  10. Okay, that’s enough. Put the man in the home for assisted living with dementia.

    The top three Dem candidates are unelectable so it goes back to my pick from months ago, Chlamydia Harris. Unless SNS is correct and we get the Moose.

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  18. Anymouse – They’re ALL unelectable! Everyone of them is in lock-step with Socialism. So it simply doesn’t matter which face they put on the ballot, when it comes time for the election you have two choices: Donald Trump or Socialism!

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  30. Crazy Joe was actually the life guard at a black colored kiddie pool and the little villain in question was eating corn pops out of a baggie and drinking from a sippy cup! The straight razor was a diaper pin which the little Villains Mother threatened Joe with after he called her a sexy Esther Williams look alike and tried to sniff her hair!

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  38. So THAT’S the mission where he got his Purple Heart & CMH! Gotcha!

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  39. hey, Mr. Pop! you don’t calm down I’ll ‘Sugar Smack’ ya, right in your ‘Count Chocula’. I’ll ‘Snap, Crackle & pop’ ya right in your ‘Rice Krispies’, buddy boy! turn ya into ‘Corn Flakes’, that’s what I’ll do! I’m ‘Captain Crunch’ baby! I’ll take you behind the gym & put a whoopin’ on your ‘Booberries’ & knee you in your ‘Cocoa Puffs’. You want have nothin’ but ‘Frosted Flakes’ when I’m done wit’cha. that’s right, yer teeth’ll be nothing but ‘Fruity Pebbles’. I’ll turn your rear end into ‘Honey Nut Cheerios’. know why, ’cause I got ‘Lucky Charms’ with the ladies, especially the young, very young ladies. and I got ‘Trix’ up my sleeve. you bunch of ‘Fruit Loops’ don’t scare me!
    Now, hitch up yer drawers, & drag yer ‘Cocoa Pebbles’ out of here before I lose my temper & bust yer ‘Nuts & Honey’

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  42. You forgot Wheaties, ΜΟΛΩΝ. Breakfast of Champions. He ate his Wheaties back then, too, because, well, he was smart then, you know? And we can only imagine the kind of super athlete he was, too. Life guard. Wow.

    “Joe?”

    “Joe? Your oatmeal is ready!”

    “Joe?”

    “Joe forgot his teeth, I think.”

    “Whurr djaaaa puth mah gddddamm tttthhhhhh?”

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  47. I wish I could take Slow Joe fishing with me. No one would ever believe me if I told these Tall Tales.

    Just so I’m clear, a strapping young yet already balding Joe Biden was making sure that a black youth didn’t engage in horseplay on the diving board?

    Biden is like the protagonist in the Tim Burton movie “Big Fish”. He has these outlandish stories that he’s recited to his family for decades except his all turn out to be true.

    Count Chocula, Franklinberry, Toucan Sam and the Quisp alien (definitely alien but possibly Mexican) were all carrying switchblade knives and lengths of chain like a late night motorcycle movie.

    But aside from the braggadocio, the real minefield from Biden’s increasingly erratic Silver Alerts down Memory Lane is that this was FIFTY-SEVEN(!) years ago.

    57.

    What was going on 57 years ago?

    JFK was still learning his way around the White House to find out which closets to rape his secretaries in.

    Ringo Starr was still a few months away from joining The Beatles who had yet to have their first hit on Top of the Pops.

    Dr. No was your primary care physician for box office gold.

    No one had set foot on the moon yet.

    Later in 1962, the Jetsons would give everyone a fantastical glimpse into what white privilege would look like 100 years in the future without any black people. We’re actually closer to the year 2062 than we are to 1962 now.

    Anywho, I’m going to fire up my record player and listen to some of that sweet jazz music that the negros enjoy when smoking their left handed cigarettes.

    Because Joe stood up AGAINST Cornpops in 1962, he can stand up FOR Fruit Loops today.

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  53. I just got home from work, it’s 10 PM and all you guys are making me laugh my ass off. I used to call Corn Pops horsies when I was little because Sugar Pops Pete had a horse. And the darned things are still good and I could still eat the whole box and get one hell of a sugar buzz.

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  62. “Pop, pop, Jiffy Pop, Pop!”
    “Pop, pop, Corn Pop, Joey!”

    wate, wait, weight ……. whassat about vienne suasagesess?
    ya eet em or ya wear em in yer ears?

    See, I’m like ………. uhh …… y’no ……. ya ever seena red-taled skwirl?

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