Biden EO to Limit 19th Amendment to Hotties with Nice-Smelling Hair – IOTW Report

Biden EO to Limit 19th Amendment to Hotties with Nice-Smelling Hair

Patriot Retort –

From the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service: In a Rose Garden event yesterday, President Biden announced a series of Executive Orders designed to limit the application of the 19th Amendment to, in the President’s words, “Hotties. Hotties with nice-smelling hair.”

Flanked by members of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, Biden explained that, despite what critics might say, his “No Hefties Only Hotties” executive order is not in any way a violation of the 19th Amendment.

“No amendment to the Constitution is absolute,” President Biden said. “You can’t yell ‘fire’ in a crowded movie theater. In the very beginning of the country, no women were allowed to vote at all – not even for ‘Dancing with the Stars.’ I remember one time Jill texted in seventy-six votes for Kristi Yamaguchi. Boy, I’ll tell ya. She’s a little Asian ball of fire, isn’t she? And I told Jill, ‘you know, Jill. If this were the time of the founding, you couldn’t vote once for Kristi Yamaguchi, let alone seventy-six times.’”

President Biden cited statistics that show obesity is the leading comorbidity in COVID-19 deaths.

“We’re facing a dark time in this pandemic. And there are too many fatties out there, folks,” he explained. “Too many fatties.”

To combat COVID deaths due to obesity, the Biden Administration hopes temporarily withholding the 19th Amendment right to vote will encourage women with high BMI to drop the weight.

“Look, I need you. I need you to drop some weight,” President Biden explained. 

7 Comments on Biden EO to Limit 19th Amendment to Hotties with Nice-Smelling Hair

  1. Let’s stop pretending that this is cute or just a normal perv preying on adult women that are fully capable of defending themselves.

    The 19th Amendment doesnt’ apply to anyone Joe sniffs.

    Because they’re too young to vote.

    Joe is an apparent child predator, partly slaking his satyrist lust by openly sexually approaching these girls – and I mean girls, NOT women – right in front of their parents. These girls are clearly uncomfortable with his advances and in many cases pull away, and being the forceful molester that he is, Joe simply yanks them roughly back into where he can pleasure himself with them conveniently, right in front of the camera and their parents and God and everyone, and NO ONE helps them as he satisfies his lust.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4PLSPvJ9BY

    By all appearances this guy isn’t just a creepy old man who consenting adult women put up with because he’s powerful, making a concious choice to do so, but he’s a child predator whos prey appears to have included his own family, and like ALL child predators he gets bolder and bolder as he has no man or God to stop him, and likely delights in the fact that no one is brave enough to defend even their own children against him, and no media will call him out on it. Some indeed even defend his perversions as part of the normalization of the behaiours in Romans 1 from reprobate minds, having themselves reprobate minds.

    “28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

    29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,

    30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

    31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:

    32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.”
    Romans 1:28-32

    The devil is not shy, and glories in this publicity of how he owns his servant and owns the media and owns the parents so completely that he can boldly do this and no man dare prevent it.

    It’s not funny or cute, its just sick.

    And its a microcosm of what the devil is doing to the nation.

    We as a nation have been roughly yanked before a predatory devil so he can do his pleasure, as our “elective representaties” idly stand by and smile becasue their power and privilage is more important to them than defending us, or even their own oaths to God, are. The media happily displays the devil as he takes over our government and openly defies the Constitution because it was drawn up by God fearing men who, rightly, said of it;
    “Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.”
    John Adams

    …and how right he was.

    So sure, we can chortle as our nation is raped before us. We can giggle at the destruction of our governing documents, drawn up in convenant with the Lord by a God fearing people. We can laugh about that demented old man changing laws at whim to suit his perversions.

    But that all ignores the fact that there is is ACTUALLY HAPPENING.

    …Sorry to be a buzzkill, but this is about an apparent child molester overturing our founding documents with only a word and a nation of people too craven to stop him. Doesn’t seem too funny to me.

    Remember that they laughed at Hitler in dissolute Berlin in Weimar Germany too.

    For a little while.

    …until one day, it stopped being funny again…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRTmvjXs1i0

    …carry on, then, I’ll stay out the rest of the thread.

    But I’m sorry, this sick bastard and his perverions disgust me as much as his ability to so easily destroy the nation on behalf of whoever, and I simply could not let it go without a word about it.

    Unlike those parents, that is…

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  2. Claire, sniffing your beautiful hair, gets me excited way down you know where,and I don’t care who’s standing around to see.
    Claire, mommy and daddy just stare, don’t seem to mind if take me a sniff be done in a jiff,it don’t take too long for me.
    When I’m with Dr.Jill, I can’t function till she gives to me the purple pill, tell her not to speak because her voice is shrill, hearing her voice makes me shrink, and to be honest her head kinda stinks, she was a minks, but that was a ways back there.
    Claire

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