Former President Joe Biden isn’t riding off into the sunset just yet.
The 82-year-old ex-POTUS has signed with Creative Artists Agency (CAA) — the Hollywood mega-talent agency that also represents former President Barack Obama and former first lady Michelle Obama.
CAA announced the deal on Monday, calling Biden one of the “most respected and influential voices in national and global affairs.” Biden was previously represented by CAA prior to becoming president in 2021.
“His lifelong commitment to public service is one of unity, optimism, dignity, and possibility. We are profoundly honored to partner with him again,” Richard Lovett, co-chairman of CAA, said in a statement.
Talent agencies are typically discreet about how they promote their political clients. But a big name like Biden would most likely be put forward for speaking engagements and book deals. more
What’ s his talent? Pooping & Sniffing?
I hope he ends up on Netflix – a black tranny coke addict with rage issues and TDS would be perfect for the part.
What’ s his talent? Advanced money laundering and grifting.
His talent? Getting away with anything, of course.
THAT guy hasnt got a LICK of acting talent.
I absolutely did NOT find him believable at ALL when some idiot tried to cast him in the role of President of the United States, for example, he apparently thought he was supposed to be the VILLIAN so thats how he played it…
I suspect they plan on a memoir book.
Imagine listening to the audio version that he recites.
Speaking engagements? You’ve got to be kidding…
He could play the part of the mummy?
Smart people don’t sell their own driveway and landlocked themselves.
I’m thinking he’d get lost in an elevator.
Anyone miss joey yet; it’s only been 2 weeks, and we haven’t heard a peep out of him yet. He’d still make an ideal pale white faced alien in that stinkeroo classic sci fi movie This Island Earth immortalized by MST 3000. He’s not good for much else. Beside he’ll probably be dead in the next year or two at most.
joey’s elevator has only got one direction, straight all the way down into the abyss.
Joe Biden would win an Academy Award for the role of a Child Molester. No real acting talent needed.
Well, I bet you I’m gonna be a big star
Might win an Oscar you can never tell
The movie’s gonna make me a big star
‘Cause I can play the part so well
Well, I hope you come and see me in the movie
And then I’ll know that you will plainly see
The biggest crook that ever hit the big time
And all I got to do is act naturally
I’d check into that talent agency. Obama signed with them too. I imagine they get their funds right from the Uke. These people aren’t that smart. And certainly not very talented.
This, of course, is a pre-planned bribe. When a person leaves office and then becomes ten times richer, it’s because the “new” wealth are just deferred bribes. That’s why that Kenyan sack of shit lives in a mansion on Martha’s Vineyard.
Dementia Joe could play the part of a San Francisco homeless pervert living in a tent on a sidewalk. When “Dr.” Jill gets her actor’s card, she can play a street hooker. The Bidens were made for those roles.
” When “Dr.” Jill gets her actor’s card, she can play a street hooker.”
She would have zero marketability. Totally unbelievable role. LOL
Biden…or one of the many actors that have been portraying him over the past 4 years?
He would make an excellent zombie on the show “The Living Dead.”
Jeff Dunham’s Walter- in the flesh
Geoff the aardvark – How about another MST3k classic? He could play Torgo from “Manos, the Hands of Fate” !!
Well, son of a bitch!
Alec Baldwin is looking for a new director. Just sayin’.
calling Biden one of the “most respected and influential voices in national and global affairs.” “His lifelong commitment to public service is one of unity, optimism, dignity, and possibility. We are profoundly honored to partner with him again,”
OH, NO, PLEASE STOP!! ROFLOLMFAO!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (gasp! gasp! gasp!) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (WHEEEEEEZE!) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA…………
Geni,
Even though “Walter” speaks with Jeff’s arm up his ass, Walter is still more articulate and funny then BiteMe could ever dream of being.
“most respected and influential voices in national and global affairs.”
Ok, some PR grunt just bloviated that out of their ass
CAA wants in on the scam (ALL the Biden scams).
Pretty simple – Skim the Scam.
Weekend with Biden.
He passed the four year audition.
Perfect.
Let shitpants DESTROY Hollywood like he has destroyed everything else he’s gotten his hands on.
Bet Trump wouldn’t lift a finger to save Hollywood.
Speaking Engagements – Who the hell can understand him?
The best part of this story: “The 82-year-old ex-POTUS” ……
The rest of the story, built on lies and total exaggeration, is the total embodiment of liberalism.
It’s amazing just how profitable lying has become.
Hang on, is that a Nazi salute ol’ Joe is flashing in the photo?
Hey, Brad are you sure? “Dr. Jill’s” a natural. She dressed like a hooker as First Lady. 😉
Wait till the marketing a-wipes get to work on his image. They’ll try to make him out to be a combination of George Washington and Superman, the Savior of His Country.
Not Jesus though because hardly anyone in the entertainment industry believes there was a Holy Person named Jesus Christ.
I’m guessing that the Simpsons put out a casting call for a nuther dumb shit…
I must admit he would be a fine spokesman for Depends.
Joe Biden, for Depends: Believe me folks, with Depends, I don’t stink nearly as much as I used to. And I don’t worry about dropping a bomb down my pant leg when I’m at a party. If you’re like me, you don’t want people pointing and laughing at you anymore. That’s why I use Depends, and you should too!
I still have paintings for sale.
Joe Biden could become a Hollyweird producer. He’s got the right initials – “JB”.
Underling: Hey JB, I’ve got three great scripts for you to look at. The first one is about a zombie named Jill. Ya gotta read it JB. It’s called “The Night Jill Came Out of the Grave”. It’ll make Jill a star and make you a ton of money.
Joe Biden: Do it. It makes me all excited!
Underling: JB, the next one is about Hillary Clinton. It’s called “Let’s Scare Hillary To Death”. We know you’d like that kind of plot. Am I right JB?
Joe Biden. Yeah, I can really, really, dig that, man!
Underling: JB, you’re really gonna love the third one. It’s the 47th Star Wars franchise. Darth Vader, who is now the dictator of the Universe, is making a reappearance, but he is facing another Woke Rebellion. This time, Mark Hamill has agreed to again lead the rebel forces as Luke Skywalker. When he knocks off Vader’s Nazi Helmet, the audience will see Don Trump’s face. He’s the ultimate bad guy that everyone knows he is.
Joe Biden: Sounds freakin’ great. I’ll round up all the Mexican dealers I know and get the money from them and USaid.
Underling: Thanks JB. You’re the best in the business.
Joe Biden: I know. Now don’t bother me till tomorrow at 11 am. I’m ready for my nap.
Now that Hunter’s art venture has failed, it’s back to Joe The Breadwinner to support the Family. Give him a lunch bucket and point him to the time clock. He’s ready.