Biden Won’t Be Drug Tested Before the Debate – IOTW Report

Biden Won’t Be Drug Tested Before the Debate

Washington Examiner

President Joe Biden’s presidential reelection campaign declined calls from former President Donald Trump and Republicans to take a drug test before their presidential debate.

In an appearance on CNN, Biden campaign spokeswoman Adrienne Elrod was asked for a response to Trump calling for a drug test for Biden before the debate on Thursday. More

24 Comments on Biden Won’t Be Drug Tested Before the Debate

  1. Brad – to prove that it ISN’T actually Joe Biden…but of course it hasn’t been him for at least 5 years now. But the DNA proof would be nice. Check out all the folks writing about full face masks, the CIA, etc. More going on that just a drugged up Dementia victim.

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  2. Even if he took a drug test it would be a “drug test” not an actual drug test.

    Everything about these maggots are lies.

    Satan is the father or ALL lies – thus the spiritual father of ALL demonrats and many republicans – without lies they have, and can offer, nothing. Sadly for America, too many people don’t recognize lies when they rain down upon them.
    The media (including Hollyweird) produce nothing but lies.
    Our fake “news” outlets produce nothing but lies (through omission and commission).
    Academia and (of course) all gov’t agencies produce NOTHING but lies.

    If a fact slips out, it’s always by mistake.

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

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  3. Yo Brad – search for “Jenna Mendez”

    Actually, honesty has every thing to do with it. They are the ones claiming the “deep fake” is in play…so why not make them prove it’s him rather than one of them doubles we’ve heard so much about….

    Of course I could just listen to you….

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  4. Odds on bad outcomes for Joe:

    Vapor lock for Brad, 1000:1
    Croak on stage from an overdose, 1000:1
    Create a poop puddle on the floor, 50:1
    Brown spot on trowsers, 10:1
    Vomit on the lecturn, 6:1
    Freeze and stare into space, 3:1
    Utter gobbledegook: 1:1

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  5. Don’t worry folks, CNN has got it covered. If Jackass Joe Freezes, Seizes, Locks up or solidifies they have a big, red mushroom button they can slap the moment it happens that will put up on the screen a flashing:
    “BUFFERING”
    “BUFFERING”
    “BUFFERING”
    “BUFFERING”

    Frankly I hope that nastly old bird falls off his perch on live TV!
    If that happens maybe they put up some Three Stooges slapstick…

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  6. If Shitpants gets pushed to death by doping, so be it.

    More blood on DR Jill’s hands and every POS democrat that thinks this spudhead was worthy of supporting at all.

    He DESTROYED US hegemony and they supported him without any pause, just because of their TDS and their insatiable greed to steal as much as possible as they bankrupt Uncle Sam.

    May a hypersonic missile be their exit from this life.

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  7. I was just talking to my brother about the debate. I thought of something … the time they are spending at Camp David “preparing” tatohead for the debate is a deep fake.

    What they are actually doing is installing a earpiece in his brain so no one can see it AND a drug pump to surge the drugs every time he freezes up.

    Or something like that.

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  8. Claudia:

    What’s so scary is that this all possible AND probable?

    We can’t trust them anymore…drugs, fakes, doubles, and electronic enhancement could ALL be in play.

    Enjoy the day instead safe and secure that God remains firmly in control. His will and love for us is perfect.

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  9. Dontcha think, though, Claudia, they’ve already planted the earpiece and drug pump? And instead, they’re currently perfecting the team’s remotely-controlled drug input and audio prompts? I imagine something like this tomorrow evening:

    Director: “Okay, team, we are a go! He’s awake and smiling. 2cc’s of Amp. Let’s keep him rolling.”

    Controller #1: “Roger. But I’m noticing a facial droop. What’s up with that?”

    Director: “He’s alright. The face droops into full ballchinian mode when he’s feeling especially emotional! But, Bob, give him a hit just in case.”

    Bob: “Roger! 2 cc’s.”

    Audio Controller: “Question #1 is up!! John, this is your area. GO!”

    Director: “Jesus, that sucked! Have we given him too much? Someone hit their DOWNER!”

    Director: “Bob? Are you there? He’s off the rails!!”

    Director: “BOB! BOB!”

    Director: “BOB! Press the trunalimunumaprzure button! Hurry!”

    Bob: “Roger. I gave him a max load…”

    Director: “Holy crapduck! TOO MUCH!! TOO MUCH!! He’s staring off… and walking away…”

    (We now break for intermission in this 2024 Presidential debate.)

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  10. Quite frankly, I don’t GAF if he (Biden) starts shaking, shits his pants, blows snot bubbles, rolls his eyes into the back of his head, and drops stone dead.

    Or, after staring into space for 2 minutes starts screaming that the Devil has come to collect him AND THEN drops stone dead.

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

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