Among the complaints for why Biden failed so hard at the debate was his makeup that made him look “pale and pallid” and I’d add waxy like a corpse. Here
Now commentators are mocking Biden’s make over that he rolled out when commenting on the recent SCOTUS ruling. Here
Orange cadaver bad.
“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to Greatness.” Oscar Wilde
Lots of amphetamines can make one look rather sickly.
…he needs EXPERT help, here…
https://youtu.be/DmqYy7d4q3I?si=tRbULAZPeIMQ6xiy
…this one is good too…
https://youtu.be/tMyzwMCGl-k?si=A_PjVWb8xnDuX-rh
Jeff Dunham’s puppet Walter came to mind.
Both for the look, and for the commonality of being a puppet.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c8/7f/7a/c87f7a6407a9e5b86ebe88c59f3cd0e2.jpg
Joey’s not a Walter Mitty he’s a Walter Shitty, literally he stinks when he drops a deuce in his skivvies in public.
His skin looks fine.
His eyes, mouth and brain, however, are dead.
Red Rover, Red Rover, please don’t send Stinky Joe right over.
Might I suggest, Tanjoerine, that you get purple lips, in homage to your best buddy Barack?
They should have Madame Tussaud on speed dial.
He’s been sheepdipped to kill the termites and fleas.
And the chiggers and crabs as well. Bed bug, bed bug whas you gonna do when you find yourself in bed next to biden poo.
Joetato is soooo white….
in black face he’s still orange!
Orange man stupid
Right/Left earlobes are different
Encase him in carbonite
So much of the shit they pull is beneath human dignity. The reason they have gotten away with it is explained in the children’s story The Emperor’s New Clothes. What they haven’t the brains to figure out is that they are late to the game. This strategy doesn’t work unless the sycophants are sicophanting and they are busy trying to save their own sorry careers at this point. They realize that the Biden contingent is seriously damaged and can’t do shit for them. No more sicophanting can be expected.
I’m already tired of the excuses. If he was a Republican then the make-up artist messing up his look would be a given. Remember John McCain and the unprofessional professional photographer. The response to that incident was that it is the job of the candidate to make sure the look is acceptable. So biden should have had someone either do his makeup or double check the results.
They should spray him black and teach him ebonics.
It’s only a matter of time before they paint his fingernails, put him in a mini skirt, and send him out as trans and you better vote for him unless you want to be labeled a transphobe
They should spray him black and teach him ebonics.
Well after all, he did say that he grew up in the Black church…
And if you don’t vote Joe Biden you ain’t Black!
Reminds me of Glenn Beck.
(Is he still a thing?)
Jill: Joe, Joe, stop. You’re spraying Jock Itch Spray on your face.
Joe: Wha? They told me to spray this stuff on my face before the interview.
Jill: Joe, NO! You’re supposed to spray this “Insta-Tan” spray on your face, not Jock Itch Spray. That’s for your itchy balls and pecker, not your face.
Joe: Looking at both spray cans: Huh? What’s the difference? Both cans look the same to me.
Jill: Joe, look…one can has a face on it, the other can shows a man’s crotch. How could you get confused? Are you planning on showing your tanned crotch on national TV?
Joe: Well, maybe. If my daughter sees the video, she won’t care, she’s seen my crotch a whole lotta times (laughs till his balls turn blue). Stuckanolpolis will like it – he’s a fag, you know?
Jill: Joe, c’mon. Cut it out. I helped you get to the White House and I’m simply not going to let you show your crotch on national TV.
Joe: Ok, dear, you’re the boss (to himself – how I hate her…always, always spoiling my fun).
CNN will blame Demwit Joe’s orange complexion on climate change.