NTK: Former President Bill Clinton has been working on his first fiction novel with author James Patterson, a thriller entitled The President Is Missing. The book is about, obviously, a president of the United States who goes missing.
According to Entertainment Weekly, Showtime has bought the television rights to the thriller and will produce “a full-blown ongoing drama series.”
Various Hollywood interests have sought the rights to the project, but Patterson and Clinton ultimately settled with Showtime:
SNIP: It would make more sense to title it, Some Cash Is Missing, but whatever.
As the Cigar got moist.
“What Happened”
“Wiped Away”
Arkancide
I don’t like the Clintons
I wish they would go away
It’s hard to believe Billy is the same age as Trump. Can you believe that shit? I think Billy has aids.
Not to be confused with the 2016 movie, “The Presidential Candidate Is Missing” which his wife wrote.
The Hunt for Redhead Miss October
All the President’s Semen
On the Playboy Channel… Amirite?
If that president is missing you look in the nearest bordello.
“WHORE DOWN, WHORE DOWN!”
Blue Dress Diaries?
How are we supposed to miss them if they won’t go away?
Where to hide a cubano?
My hillary fell and she can’t get up.
Who’s kid is that?
How a white house is better than a white trailer, and other tales by a white swamp monkey.
Is that a fish fry or are you going to shower?
The REAL first black pResident.
The White House Silver is Missing.
Take Her, Nail Her, Shun Her, Lie
“A failed presidential candidate is missing, and no one is looking for her.”
Nevermind – it’s Vince Foster who’s missing.
Another way to funnel money to the Clinton Crime Family.
The only thing Bill Clinton can write is his name on Monica’s blue dress!
Scene one : Bill’s on the golf course with his Bud’s and offers one a Cigar, Bill say’s ” sniff it ” Bud says ” Whoee thats just so fine ” Bill again
” have a Taste ” Buddy does and ” wow Billy now Iv’e got a Hard on ” and
Bill smiles and says ” that Cigar got Hillary off to ” !
Showtime can have it. I don’t subscribe to that “premium” channel.
The President Is Jizzing, “a full-blown (heh!) ongoing drama series”, narrated by M. Lewinski.
It will impress the 18 to 30 year olds. Who don’t know shit from shinola.
It will impress the 18 to 39 year olds, who don’t know shit from shinola.
They could call it “Puss and Loots”.
It will impress the 18 to 40 year olds, who don’t know shit from shinola.
It will impress the 18 to 38 1/2 year olds, who don’t know shit from shinola.
It will impress the 3 year olds, who don’t know shit from shinola.
if only…
“The lecher in the Rye”
What a great idea for a TV series. Each week, the president could go missing, then turn up at various whore houses around the planet.
The novel isn’t even written, let alone the screen play.
The spoiler….the ending of the series finds the President in a cocaine coma on Pedophile Island surrounded by six 15 year-old sex slave girls trying to resuscitate him.
He doesn’t make it.
It will be a sitcom. Working title: Cleavage To Beaver.
“The New Dog is Missing”
I can see the intro with a bewildered Slick wandering around the house because the new dog Spot is missing.
Come spot! Come Spot!
Meanwhile the help in the background all have disgusted looks on their faces…
“It was a dark and rapey night…”
As James Patterson brings “Churning out more shit novels than stephen king” to a new level…..
Someone should do an alternate show that shows all of his assault victims following him around and pestering him at his extortion…I mean paid speaking events.
Lemme guess the ending:
The intrepid Secret Service agents find him and realize if he stays lost and is presumed dead, the country is much better off and they’ll be rid of his shrewish wife.
PS It will impress the 50 to 80 year olds because over-the-hill hippie chicks never wake up.
FIFY
PPS Look at that puss and tell me Bruce Tinsley (the guy who does Mallard Fillmore) isn’t one of the world’s greatest caricaturists ever.