Bill Gates announced on Tuesday he has tested positive for COVID-19.
The Microsoft co-founder, who has been a vocal proponent of COVID-19 prevention measures and has donated to pandemic-related causes, shared his positive diagnosis in a tweet.
“I’ve tested positive for COVID. I’m experiencing mild symptoms and am following the experts’ advice by isolating until I’m healthy again,” he tweeted. “I’m fortunate to be vaccinated and boosted and have access to testing and great medical care.”
ht/ jerry manderin
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAah….
*Deep breath, wipes some snot off*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAhahahhngg…
*gasps a little*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAash#%<**
*doubles over, small fart, then passes out still smiling*
Holy crap, voodoo works! I’m gonna work on a Brandon doll next!
…but lyrically more to the point *LANGUAGE WARNING, NOT KIDDING, LOTS OF BAD WORDS APPROPRIATE IN THe SENTIMENT OF HOPING FOR THE DEMISE OF THIS GOOFY PILE OF EVIL*
https://youtu.be/BYM2KmdRmrQ
“I don’t need your prison
I don’t need your pain
I don’t need your decision
So what should I do?
I don’t need your approval
I don’t need your hope
I don’t need your lectures
I don’t need a thing from you
I’ll be sorry when I’m old
You’re so full of shit man
Just go
Die motherf…”
-Dope, “Die MFer, Die”
Effing epic! That is funny!
Norton laughs…
…I wouldn’t know if I have Coof or not.
Because I don’t randomly test for diseases when I’m not sick using an extremely unreliable test like a dillhole.
HEY BILL, AS A DEPOPULATIONIST, SET THE EXAMPLE:
YOU FIRST
…Nelson Muntz sends his regards.
https://youtu.be/rX7wtNOkuHo
Time for Gate’s final Blue Screen of Death…
It’s truly amazing how every single one of them gets the same smarmy talking points—and spews them word for word.
Why do all these attention seeking media whores/I’m very important/Don’t you know who I am/Covid maniacal thrice jabbed idjits/ all have the same social media posts when they “test positive” for the dreaded lurgy.
“I’ve tested positive for COVID. I’m experiencing mild symptoms and am following the experts’ advice by isolating until I’m healthy again,” he tweeted. “I’m fortunate to be vaccinated and boosted and have access to testing and great medical care.”
First of all why do people test themselves if they are not sick? And why do they even care if they are “vaccinated and boosted? Makes no fucking sense anywhere on G-d’s green earth.
Get the man a ventilator!
Look at that fat slob with his toothpick arms lecturing us on health
…healthy again…?
Drop dead, you nefarious motherfucker.
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.
Ann and Mrs R.
They are on the same team.
They want to kill us all.
I think all the high profile people ” getting covid ” is a prep for the next “wave”.
He’s big on depopulating the planet. Seems only fair if he goes first.
If only he dies.
Unfortunately, not one of these Globalist Fucks has died yet.
Is there any proof that people who have been vaxed get milder symptoms and recover more quickly?
Isn’t the idea of a vaccine to keep you from getting the ailment to begin with?
Maybe if he dies his epitaph will say, “I am dead but only mildly dead.”
It’s a big time false flag…all the high level demoCOMMIES are testing positive…A SYMPTOMATIC so that they can roll out their bullshit mail in ballot scam for the midterm election. They are setting up for a hat trick in 24!
I like the phrase ‘only mildly dead’. Take a few more shots maybe? It must be cumulative protection or something. Is this a test to see how dumb we are? The shots don’t prevent but take some anyway? Like stuffing your dick with fulminate of mercury to fix the clap.
G-R-E-A-T-F-U-L blah, blah, blah
Bill, the proper wording is “Greatful”
NOT “fortunate”
I don’t believe he has covid, and I don’t believe he’s been jabbed. He’s jumping on the bandwagon of recent celebrities claimung they have covid. If I were Bill, I’d lay low for a long time.
Does NOT prevent the underlying virus, (i.e. Windows,) which causes the blue screen or death:
https://newtube.app/user/Marooned/lYICJYJ
I have “…great medical care” and they’re pumping him full of Ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine.
The clown who lectures you on medicine, viruses, …etc, can’t protect himself.
Not a joke.
If he’s faking it, he sure is making his vaccine look like 💩.
You have no idea how hard I am wishing for this downgraded virus to go rogue in Bill.
“I’m fortunate to be vaccinated and boosted and have access to testing and great medical care.”
Vaccinated and boosted against what, exactly?
Certainly not CoVid-19 – since he’s infected.
How could such a dumb, evil, motherfucker become so rich?
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
He’s not going to die. This hypocritical bastard will use ivermectin (and other safe treatments) just like the other hypocritical bastards.
I’m beginning to wonder if COVID has become a merit badge for the “beautiful people” in the big club that we ain’t a member of!
Gee, Bill, just grab your Covid-19 installation disk, press Ctrl-Alt-Delete and follow the prompts…
RadioMattM
MAY 10, 2022 AT 10:25 PM
“Maybe if he dies his epitaph will say, “I am dead but only mildly dead.””
…maybe he’ll start with only merely dead, but we can hope he progreses to most sincerely dead…
https://youtu.be/6cMsXBJ0Y98
Only mildly dead but a demorat voter for eternity!
Whatever bile had to do with sending all firearms-related email to the junk file, it serves him right. I hope he dies gasping for air, soon.
Gates – Leader of the Celebrity Covidian Mickey Mouse Club. To be a member you have to be an insufferable elitist, attention whore. These Covid vaccine propagandists get a plesbo “vaccine” and fake a Covid infection.
Convincing leftoids to lower expectations for protection from Covid after being vaxxed. Cover for the ineffective poisonous concoction leftoids get in their “vaccine”.