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If there was any lingering doubt that it’s not the best and brightest making weighty decisions about your life in California’s Legislature, one lawmaker just introduced a bill about Bigfoot.
Bill to Make “Bigfoot” the Official Cryptid of California
Having solved all other issues ….
The U.S. Congress ought to designate as the official National Cryptid the hypothetical Principled Democrat.
On second thought, the Congress would never do that. Better make it an Executive Order from President Trump.
Someone needs to put a big raging one on Bigfoot to show whut Cryptid California is really doing to its over-taxed-payers!!
Cals cryptid should be a picture of a happy, prosperous and contented Californian who isn’t on the take.
I’m sure they want to locate them so they can tax the free loaders. Yea California is that broke.
Did anyone else notice that this particular bill was numbered 666.
They thought Wolverines were long gone here. Until they started showing up on game cams.
https://youtu.be/UrIutWJ2EGs
And we now have a couple wolf packs running around. All we need is a couple Griz. I mean after all we have one on our flag. I’d pay the freight for a couple as long as they agree to release them on the state senate floor. While it’s in session. Probably give those poor bears indigestion and the runs.
There used to be an old adage,”As California goes, so goes the nation”. This had mostly to do with trends;social justice, welcoming illegals, a more race-conscious approach to policing, an obliteration of moral norms erasing gender, and making equity a priority over achievement.
Thankfully, and I say this as a resident of this insane asylum, the rest of the nation now views us as an oddity, and a cautionary tale, that stupid loons should not be in charge of anything.
Rich, true, but I’m thinking Washington state has us beat. Freaken over achievers. Parts of Oregon are doing pretty good too.
^^^, yes, but my ability to suffer fools is inversely proportional to my tax misery. Washington has a lower state income tax, so not only do I have to abide godless heathens but I have to pay for the privilege.
“Having solved all other issues …”
LOL, they’re still hard at work. I read yesterday the Cal Osha is down in SoCal handing out fines for improperly removing contaminated soil. Apparently they’re waiting for the mudslides to carry it out to sea. Couldn’t happen to a nicer group of Libtards. The last time I dealt with CalOsha, about 12 years ago, not one of them spoke English and they tried entering through our back door instead of announcing themselves through the lobby. So we through them out. Told them to bring back someone who spoke English.
Rich
Bro, you should see what they’re doing to anybody with a payroll. Our accountant doesn’t even understand it yet. Bottom line is they’re desperate for money and they don’t care who they have to steal it from. They going to end up chasing any one with a payroll out of state.
I do remember back in the day when everyone sweated the Feds. State tax was pocket change. Now they’re about the same. Go check out Prescott. Lot’s of money moving into that town.
As ridiculous as a Sasquatch would be on a state flag it’s not as bad as Minnesota changing their flag to look like a Somali flag!
Joe6pak, and now I hear the there are some really dumbass democrap legislators in Olympia that actually want to change the name of Wash. state because it’s offensive, antiquated and not inclusive enough for them. MORONS! So, what do they propose to rename our state yet, we don’t know, but it will be a dilly if these retards get their way. Leave Washington alone and quit trying to win the booby prize for one of the stupidest proposals yet that I’ve ever heard proposed by these idiots. I’m glad that I live in eastern Wash. because we have more in common with Idaho than the libtard schmucks in Olympia.
They are going to put Michelle on the flag?
Trust me, Californians want their legislators passing this kind of legislation – it’s way less expensive than the other equally loony, but way more expensive and damaging stuff they do. I once proposed to some progressive friends of mine that we triple our legislators’ salaries if they would stay out of Sacramento, and that they could be shot on sight if they ventured anywhere within 100 miles of the Capitol.
We need an R. Crumbian, “Keep on Truckin'” bigfoot.
Even though the number of Washington votes cast for Harris supposedly increased over what Brandon got in 2024, how do they explain the number of kooks all of a sudden taking down and not just changing the bullshit Marxist/Satanist propaganda signage that has been decorating the front of their homes since 2016?
That suggests to me that their neighbors are no longer cowed into not expressing their opinions.
“We need an R. Crumbian, “Keep on Truckin’” bigfoot”
I love the Dead in my old age. Weird.
Everybody sing.
https://youtu.be/48eW3VL-95g
I had a couple good friends (50 years ago) that boarded the Dead Train. I wasn’t on board, and they were never the same. No doubt they’ve made good music but….. However, that “keep on truckin” dude would make a good flag.
They might as well throw moooochelle obama up there in lieu of Big Foot.
That R. Crumb “truckin’ guy” is Mr. Natural. Just so ya know!
The actual California Cryptid is an informed, native born rational democrat. They’ve never actually seen one