He should have wished for the 12 inch pianist.
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A billionaire diamond trader has died during penis enlargement surgery at a clinic on the Champs-Elysees in Paris.
Wealthy Ehud Arye Laniado was 65 when he died during the operation at a posh Parisian clinic.
According to Le Soir, complications during surgery proved fatal for the Belgian-Israeli dual national and he suffered a heart attack when a substance was injected into his penis.
An old friend of Laniado, who wished to remain anonymous, said: “The Argentinian, that is what we used to call him at Omega Diamonds because he looked like a tango dancer.”
The old friend said that Laniado, who was short in stature, was “always focused on his appearance and how others perceived him”.
According to Laniado’s friends, the only time he forgot about his short height was when he asked his accountant to read out his bank statement, something which he did multiple times a day.
According to local media, Laniado did not go to university and he started off his career as a masseuse at the Hilton hotel in Tel Aviv.
A friend said: “In Antwerp, it turned out that he did have some talents. Internationally, he was one of the biggest experts in valuing raw diamonds.
In 2015, Laniado sold the world’s most expensive diamond called the Blue Moon of Josephine to Hong Kong businessman and convicted felon Joseph Lau Luen Hung for $48.4 million [£36.8 million].
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I blame the guy who was named Hung.
ht/ the big owe
Money can’t buy you love.
Money can’t buy you a real dick!
Yeah, well, now his entire body is as stiff as the dick he wanted.
Bon Voyage, dummy.
“The old friend said that Laniado, who was short in stature, was “always focused on his appearance and how others perceived him”.
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Me, I was never standing around waiting to see the size of his penis. I now perceive him as a dead billionaire who couldn’t get past the size of his prick. More in this case was not always better.
Wouldn’t it have been more cost-effective to pay women (or men?) to brag about how big his schlong was? Why do people always take the hard way out?
I guess he should have taken those pills instead. They work, don’t they?
Hey Mick, you’re stuck with it. The Irish Curse. Live with it!
Why didn’t he just buy smaller girlfriend’s?
I’d have been happy to sub contract for him. Why take the risk, I’m here to help.
He just couldn’t get over his “shortcomings”. So to speak.
And that’s creepy that he had his accountant read his bank account to him several times a day. I bet he was manipulating his mini member during the readings. Ew.
If you have a billion dollars you really don’t have to have a big dick. He was probably a prick in real life.
It ain’t the motion it’s the meat.
I’ve got several relatives and friends that would tell you that I’m the biggest prick in the room…..
Would have been easier to simply avoid gyms in black neighborhoods.
Lots of comments about $$$ taking care of a certain problem.
Robert Kraft begs to differ.
😲
There is a joke in here somewhere about a gay guy who is a dick…………but leave barak outa it……………..
I’m pleased that there isn’t a single
“What Did He Have on So and So ”
Post in the bunch….Or a “Who”
And To think…I almost sold You guys SHORT.
I guess he wasn’t satisfied being your garden variety dick…..
Geez…instead of spending it on hot babes who won’t complain about the size.
File under: First World Problems.
“… he looked like a tango dancer.”
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I guess the penis extenders he ordered from the Lion’s Den didn’t work out for him.
“What does it profit a man…”
A case of having too much dollars and not enough sense.
He should have stopped while he was……I mean, HAD, a head.
I’ve got a huge dick!
In fact, I’ve had hundreds of huge dicks!
None of em killed me …….. yet!
Shoulda married little Susie shallow throat.
Well, there it is … absolute proof that you don’t have to be smart to have money.
Now, if his wife could just talk Soros into it …
izlamo delenda est …
He was a bigger prick than he realized.
At 65, what was he going to do with it? Put it on display in a glass case?
I thought a billion dollars was enough to compensate for any other short comings
Where can I find this “Lions Den”?
@Handy – Canadian version of Shark Tank. Try CTV. P.S. I’ve got all your movies. (Actually its Dragons Den but I think that’s what was meant)
Who would have thought that Bondo could be used on more then just cars.
I just hope it was worth it.
“I never knew TRUE happiness, until I lost all my teeth, and interest in the opposite sex.” – John Adams, 2nd President of the US –
Sexless now for 14 years, and couldn’t be happier. This guy could buy & sell “happiness” 1000x over, but blew it on something he shoulda given up on DECADES ago. 🙄
I might die from any NUMBER of things in this life, but I can guaran – DAMN – tee you, “penis enlargement procedure” and heart attack/stroke FROM “viagra,” AIN’T gonna be two of ’em! 🙄
The article says the surgery was SUCCESSFUL, the dude succumbed when he saw how big it was.
Obviously nobody ever told him that every comma in yer bank account balance adds and inch to yer dick!