According to some professor, being a redhead keeps you oppressed. Tell that to Mary Ann. She’s been trying to get out from under Ginger’s privilege since the 1st three hours of the tour.
So let’s see:
Native English Speaker – does a Bronx accent count?
Male – Very.
Standard Accent – (See above)
Support Mainstream Political Party – Not lately.
Employed – Self.
CIS – That means normal, right? CHECK.
White – Thank God.
No Criminal Record – I said I was white, didn’t I?
Adult – Arguably.
First-World – Give the left time.
Thin – Not faggot thin, no.
Attractive – Well, I don’t wanna have to brag.
Human – (It’s a free space. I’ll take it.)
Born in Country of Residence – I’m so sorry. How can I make it up to others? Move?
Well-connected family – You mean with tendons and ligaments? I think so.
No speech impediment – Poor Mel Tillis.
Heterosexual – Do you have a sister?
Tall – I’m 5′ 10″. Tallest man in Mexico.
Wealthy – I’m a thousandaire.
Not a red-head – No. No red hair … on my head.
Christian – You can be one too.
Able-bodied- I look more like Cain.
Mentally Healthy – That’s what the blue pill is for!
Intelligent – Not professor smart. No.
Educated – Does art college count?
I hit my BINGO in the second column, from CIS down to First-World.
What do I win?
see dumb article at great site here
LOLOL
Hey, uhh… How do I buy a human-free space of my own?
People work my nerves.
everything checked but…..support mainstream political party, mentally health, & intelligent … 😉
…where do I pick up my ‘oppressed minority’ victim card?
I got 22 boxes checked off.
“Bronx accent ” Jeez no wonder the gay Hispanics were pissed off at you.
Human Freespace?…wasn’t he in Driving Miss Daisy?…
I hope I can score on the Reparations Chart…
Maybe they need to add an entire column that reads ABORTED.
If so, no Bingo is possible…
Maybe they need to rename the chart as:
No EBT For You!!!
An entire row needs to be added.
All boxes connected like a Community Chest in Monopoly game.
If protected class…head directly to GO, and collect 200 dollars.
“Well connected family” You mean like tendons & ligaments?? I don’t remember anyone’s limbs falling off!
Well blow me down. I’m a natural redheaded female, an American born and raised in a foreign country and speak with a thick French accent. Never felt oppressed in my entire life!
(the intelligence thing is still in question)
Native English Speaker – You betcha!
Male – 100 and 400 percent! (Biden tought me that one)
Standard Accent – Texan mixed with NY, IL, SC and NC
Support Mainstream Political Party – whats’ that?
Employed – By me, and my boss is an asshole.
CIS – I like that TeeVee show!
White – I’m more indian than E. Warren, but had to pay my own way in college
No Criminal Record – I said I was white, didn’t I, but the NSA still has a file on me,
Adult – Yes, I am over 26 and pay my own bills.
First-World – Not for long.
Thin –yeah, but stop body shaming me!
Attractive – Very!
Human – (It’s a free space. I’ll take it.)
Born in Country of Residence – No, I was born in Texas but moved to North Carolina, but the peeps are nice here.
Well-connected family – Yes, we all have email and computers.
No speech impediment – None. Y’all that don’t know what reckon and yonder mean have one, not me.
Heterosexual – Depends on the day and who is defining it. Bruce and Chaz have really screwed that one up.
Tall – I’m taller than Biden’s friend Chuck, does that count?
Wealthy – Yes! But who defines wealth?
Not a red-head – Do flavor savers count? Or is that male privilege?
Christian – You Damn Right! I may be meeting God in one second, but you are meeting Satan! Haha! I win!
Able-bodied- I walk erect.
Mentally Healthy – Not according to “The View, Moveon.org or Hillary.
Intelligent – Damn right! I live in a place that is 70% conservative with a .13 tax rate and it almost never snows!
Educated – I’m pretty sure we have differing views on education. I’ve run my own business for 34 years, but I’m guessing that you think my Niece that has a degree cultural anthropology with a minor in peace studies is “educated”…amirite?
Read more at https://iotwreport.com/bingo-i-have-bingo-nor-am-i-a-redhead/#1HvZBfhkW2xRYiFR.99
Can we call you Frenchy from now on?
You can, but I wasn’t born in France…..
I was a natural red head until it turned gray and then it turned a nice carmel color out of the SoColor package, female, American-born but raised in Germany.
Accent – not much although some Southern slips in because mom sounded like Minnie Pearl times 10, the occasional Lake Erie sinus nasal twang slips in.
Go figure.
Never felt oppressed in my life. Oh gosh maybe I was oppressed when people called me Red or my Southern family members. called me a damn Yankee.
Oh wait I was repressed and demand reparations or I might have to pee my pants and post it on social media.
But you do have a French accent and it sounds so cool in a Jimmy Stewart sort of way.
Charmeurs de serpents sont treize à la douzaine
Horizontal, vertical AND diagonal.
Gotta admit, it’s pretty queer that the folks who say gender and race are social constructs have no problem attacking “men” and “whites”.
How *wink wink* convenient.
“Human”?!? Species-ism!!!
I missed the cube with “Tenured sack of Socialist crap Major School Professor”. Or is that a given?
If you count being retired with a pension as employed, and family well connected meaning they don’t owe anybody, have no criminal record and people admire them. I got a blackout.
I’m so white, you could use my ass as a light magnifier, it glows in the moonlight.
No, I’m not ashamed.
Say it loud: I’m white and I’m proud.
Somebody here has an avatar that says, “Never apologize for being white.”
Amen, brother.
I got BINGO in the O column.
BTW, I AM a redhead…wasn’t aware that’s a bad thing.
Whites are only allowed to have a negative racial identity.
I’m surprised so many of you people are using the racist word “white”. We prefer “persons of pallor”.