She reworks one lyric and rerecords it to say, “your face it was apricot.” Should Carly Simon be talking about people’s faces? A color of a face can be changed. What the hell are you supposed to do with Simon’s face?
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Joker? Works for me.
But I was thinking Steven Tyler (Aerosmith)
after a failed post-op.
Carly, you can eat corn on the cob without fingers or hands. STFU!
What’up with the Steve Tyler pic?
She looked bad before she got old and wrinkly. Time hasn’t helped.
People shouldn’t vote for him because of his skin color? Even the deplorable -ISTs are for Hillary, now. That’s it, the election’s over.
She should do a movie with Hillary: “Alien vs. Predator.”
Does anyone else think her front teeth (fake or not) look like the grill of a 1953 Buick Roadmaster?
Simon should re-release her 1990 album “Have You Seen Me Lately?” with that mug shot on the cover.
It would be a huge seller at Halloween.
She’s not any uglier now than she’s been all along.
Man did she ever get beat with an ugly stick!
They’re describing 0bama.
Carly was already a spiteful bitch the first time she first shit that song out.
That face would give a man a heart attack if he had to wake up in the same bed.
It is hilarious that these old hags will crawl back into the spotlight not realizing how badly they have aged, and try to get another 2 mins of fame…..all the while Trump is living rent-free in their heads, and everyone else’s cheering her on or not. You can’t buy ads this good.
What the hell has she done? She looks more like Steve Tyler than Steve Tyler does.
Makes me think all the creepy clowns are trying to emulate her.
I thought it was Mick Jagger Ha! I can spell Rolling Stones.
annie Go Trump
“The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it”, comes to mind.
That’s Carly Simon? I thought it was that dude, whatsisname from Arrow Smith.
big mouth, big p***y
Oh! Oh!
Lady looks like a dude!
Oh! Oh!
She’s so funny…
Looking
Steve Tyler tranny sister..
Geezuz, where did she come from. Last I heard she was living on her residuals and cashing Social Security cheques. Remember all the bullshit mystery she built around the “You’re so Vain” song in order to sell more records to buy more coke. Hell, she’s a capitalist masquerading as a hippie/socialist attacking the only kind of honest capitalist one in the race in order to gain a little more notoriety and sell a few more albums to people who kind of know the name but not the person. I don’t think she’s buying the coke anymore though, more like Depends.
That’s the most aerodynamic chin I’ve ever seen.
Anybody notice how Hollywood and the Rock n’ Rollers are in the satchel for the left? I guess the last seventy years of popular culture are all for nought.
Bitch so ugly, so gotta sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
She gives ugly an entirely new meaning.
Appears she got her looks from the business end of a shovel.
The left just isn’t getting the fact that we like Trump for being Trump. We’ve never seen someone smart, quick on his feet, energetic, non-politically correct, truthful, who smacks down the opposition and doesn’t back down. Keep this train rolling!!
Dig up an aging hippy and have her do a remake of a bad ’70s song…yeah, that’ll get the millenials motivated…
She’s been a “has been” for so long I think a better term for her is a “barely was”.
@KMM October 10, 2016 at 1:59 pm
I think they do get that. They don’t understand it, but they believe it. What they can not, however, ever… ever, believe is how many are simply, sincerely, honest in their statements of “Never Hillary”. Because the only solution to “Never Trump” and “Never Hillary” is still “Never Hillary”. And that’s, just, well… MADNESS!!!!!!!!
Geez, not that pic of Andrew Cuomo again! Oh…it’s just Keith Richards.
“Dude looks like a lady…..”
Ahh, the “poor little rich girl” (heiress to the Simon & Schuster fortune) has to proclaim her bona fides on socialism to continue to be invited to the Upper Manhattan tofu parties.
Limousine liberal hypocritical puke – totally down with the masses – as long as they don’t get too close.
izlamo delenda est …
Is that a transgender Mr. Ed? Mouth looks right.
I like the Chalupa version better…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m5eE02J09c
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Wow, she could rab apples through a tennis racket with those choppers, very impressive.
My husband once ran into a celeb at a private airport and asked to snap a selfie with the celeb. My husband texted the photo to me of the celeb — in tight jeans, billowy white blouse unbuttoned “down to here,” broad-brimmed floppy hat, long brown hair, big teeth.
“Wow!” I texted in return. “You met Carly Simon?!”
It was Steven Tyler. True story.
Chalupa, yours is much better.
Great video.
With those buck teeth, she could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.
Thanks Unruly!! Many thanks to Freeman for putting the video to my song 🙂
I can’t stand old hippies.
She looks like a shrunken head!!!
Oops, anonymous was me.
That face should be on a pumpkin.
Lady looks like Aerosmith’s dude Steven Tyler.
the pumpkin would commit suicide if it had that face.
this is what happens when you don’t use sun screen
Now Chalupa can do one for the Hilldabeast titled YOU’RE INSANE!
wow- time really does age us. I thought I was still a good looking person-better go get a new mirror–mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all? 🙁
If my old grandaddy were alive today he’d say “She grins like a Possum eating shit out of a brush!”
My grandpa used to say fuck ’em in the ass and feed ’em beans.
When she moved to Martha’s Vineyard, they should have renamed it “Martha’s Boneyard.”
No wonder James Taylor turned invert. 👿
“Your so strange…..” Carley. Guess James Taylor whacked her around once too often….unlike the meanie Trumps who calls people names and uses naughty language.
There’s a kerry in her family tree somewhere
Dont forget me, Chalupa
I finally figured out who she looks like.
It’s the creepy critters in the movie, Beetlejeuse.
http://tinyurl.com/zz47vyc
Damn BFH! The Joker! LOL!
Where do you find this stuff?
It looks like Mick Jagger and Steven Tyler had a baby.
I hope it got slapped in the ass REAL GOOD when it was born!
Ratts! That should be “You’re so strange.”
Mrs Blake my high school English teacher is rotating in her grave.
She sang for Hillary’s party, she tried to demonize Trump a lot.
She’s got a rubbery face and big horse teeth, her talent has gone to pot. she’s got turkey neck and frizzy hair and beady eyes you see. and all democrats think shes a keeper when shes a creeper yea. Shes so lame, she probably thinks her song is about true she’s so lame. she probably thinks it’s about true, about true.
She’s so coke-snorting FUGLY… and she’s only gotten WORSE since the ’60’s!!! 😮
Awe ya can’t fool me!
That’s Jim Carey wearing The Mask
Make a train take a dirt road …. and scare a dog off a bone pile ….
bb > That’s the most aerodynamic chin I’ve ever seen.
Only Kerry can rival that.
I had an acquaintance that spent summers on Martha’s Vineyard. She came back after her first trip and said she’d met Carly Simon. O really, says I. And?
“She’s really not that pretty”, which was polite speak for startlingly unattractive and a bit scary. It’s good for young women to get a fix of how pro photographers, money, a leisured life, and popularity combine to sell-sell-sell an image for your cold cash. This was back in the early 80s. She really hasn’t aged gracefully.
It,s the stuff that screams are made of
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WTF. They look alike
At last we know who “Mrs. ED” is!
Simon says, “Cover your damn face in public!”
Lennie and I wrote You’re Hussein together – I play all the instruments on the video. Sorry for not clarifying.
She fuckrd James Taylor apparently he spreads stupid.