Black man receives white penis transplant, plans to tattoo it to match his skin color – IOTW Report

Black man receives white penis transplant, plans to tattoo it to match his skin color

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The 40-year-old man is the third person to receive a penis transplant, in a surgery that took over nine hours.

“The first time he saw his penis, he was quite emotional and he couldn’t believe that after 17 years he has a penis again,” Prof. Andre van der Merwe said. “He is certainly one of the happiest patients we have seen in our ward,” he said.

The patient is expected to regain all urinary and reproductive functions of the penis within six months of the procedure.

“We expect him to have normal erections that allow him to have normal sexual intercourse,” Van der Merwe said. He is also expected to regain full sensation in his penis.

Penile mutation resulting from botched circumcisions is more common in South Africa than elsewhere in the world.

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30 Comments on Black man receives white penis transplant, plans to tattoo it to match his skin color

  1. 2 black dudes peeing at the urinal, one looks at the other and says, “I’m not a fag or anything, but I couldn’t help notice you’re black with a white penis.”
    He responds, “I’m not black. I’m a coal miner on honeymoon.”

  2. André van der Merwe is a conductor and composer from Durbanville, Cape Town. He often appears as a judge and guest conductor, locally and internationally. Countries that have recently invited him include Britain, Sweden, Germany, Japan, China, Wales, Austria and Namibia. Gramophone only ranked baton swingers of similar nature known for their Wagners, Verdis, Strausses, and Dvoraks.

    Phils “Big 5” Baton Rating: Average

  3. Record an interview with this man who is SO elated to have a penis again.
    Then play it to every emo LOSER who wants others to pay for his sex change surgery.

  4. Hey Tyrone, here’s two simple solutions to forgo the pain of tattooing.
    #1 Turn off the lights, she’ll never know.
    #2 Loop a couple very strong rubber bands around the base of your penis, it’ll turn black soon enough.
    Just tryin’ to help.

  5. Mike marries Wendy. One day at the gym while showering he notices a huge black dude with “WENDY” tattooed on his joint. For the next three days he stews about it thinking it might be for HIS Wendy! The following monday he’s in the gym showers and the guy strolls in. He can’t help himself. “Say, I’m curious why you tattooed “WENDY” on your dick”. The guy replied, “Oh no maaan, that’s not Wendy, that’s Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day”……

  6. Then there was the guy they called “Shorty.”

    Nother dude says “Why they call him “Shorty?” He’s 6’2″!”
    “Cuz of his dick.” came the answer.
    “Oh … tiny dick …”

    “Nah … cuz of the tattoo on it … “Shorty’s Bar and Grill, Chattanooga, Tennessee””

    izlamo delenda est …

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