She goes to Home Depot, buys paint, and paints herself white.
This is being posted because it’s, indeed, a spectacle. It has some parts, however, that couldĀ make you laugh.
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She’ll find out no one is going out of their way to make life easier for white folks in particular. No, we have to get our asses out of bed, day after day, and work our asses off from early in the morning into the evening trying to eke out a living.
She looks more like the hood version of Casper the Friendly Ghost than any white person I’ve ever seen. Somebody’s off her meds. That better be water based paint or the lunatic is in for a world of hurt.
I’m reminded of the old joke about rolling in flour to find the wet spot.
“Stupid is as stupid does.”- Momma says
Next, painting her accent, her attitude, and her work ethic white.
I guess no one ever told her that you can’t paint on the one thing necessary: CHARACTER
The junk in the trunk is a dead give away
White paint didn’t cover the ass though. In more ways than one.
She could try sounding like Bob Ross.
Jesus blacks really are fucking stupid, white people wear a special encoder
ring that makes our lives easier. Without that ring your screwd.
I believe that’s Behr shade #666 – Nigga B Gone
Yo Shantaintcha, you might wanna slap a coat of poly on top a ‘dat to keep yo whiteness from rubbin off in da rain.
Looked like Michael Jackson, first minute
Race baiters, race mongers, black “community organizers” and activists, Sharpton, Jackson, Jackson-Lee, you can name them all — this is THEIR doing! Imagine if the twisted, tortured revisionist history of slavery, the Civil War and the Civil Rights Movement had been taught accurately in schools for the past 50 years.
Dat’s more like three Michael Jackson’s right there!
Sorry hun, Yo “nigga” be to the bone. See yo attitude for reference.
You need a time machine to go back to start and not have your mind poisoned in the first place. But that requires not being nigga-fied along the way. You’ll need to be raised by a decent family and reject all the hate and `hood ornaments offered.
You can still do it but you have a helluva hurdle you’re addicted to this late in life – it’s called victim-hood. It’s powerfully addicting to not stand as responsible for your own actions. This whole “paint myself white” thing is one manifestation of it.
Start holding yourself responsible for your life and quit blaming others and you’re on the right road.
First step: get rid of your EBT card and reject all money offered because you’re black. Make your own way in life. Be valuable. Learn something people will hire you for. It happens every day for everyone of any color.
Do the things you do in your life work, or not work? Drop what doesn’t work. Pick up new habits that do work. That simple.
Example: Not listening to lawful orders from police may result in your death. Dropping the gun and the attitude may result in a longer life.
Not rocket science.
Sorry, do nigga is more than skin deep. It goes right to the bone.
Damn, sorry Dadof4. Didn’t see that.
No prob. A lot of us know the score and how we got here. Call it another vote for what the problem really is.
While there’s nothing like a spray finish, a roller would be quicker, provide better coverage, and eliminate brush marks.
You can’t fix stupid!
Casper? Izat you?
You could be run through a dip line. It still wouldn’t help.
Then she went outside and got jumped by two homies….
I hope she used oil based paint.
The paint thinner will do miracles for her skin.
Now she need a new carpet on her head
This is the IQ we’re dealing with. I applaud Trump for his outreach but I fear, for the most part, he might as well be talking to the wall.
She’ll wash that paint off in a hurry when she’ll realizes that she’ll have to work and pay taxes to support a bunch of lazy welfare recipients (another form of SLAVERY).
she figured out how to obtain “white privilege”.
so now she’s going to pay taxes?
It’s not clear to me which side of the fence she’s sitting on.
I think it’s possible she’s mocking the notion of white privilege.
Oh Lawdy, the end times be nigh. The Antijolson walks among us. Let loose the four Lawn Jockeys of the a-pack-o lips. Bringing plagues upon the community in the form of personal responsibility, and a need to labor for wages.
Now dat’s a ho of a different hue.
P.S. – Looks like she done let Tom Sawyer talk her into doin’ hersef a mischief.
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Great now white people will look like “people of color” when they stand next to her (we’re not really “white” you know) …meanwhile she looks like a mime. And she better not go to North Carolina. They’re arresting clowns on sight down there.
If she didn’t mean it in a satirical way then this is extremely racist. :/
Disguised herself as a jackass, rather than a human. Well done.
The face looks like that guy from the movie HALLOWEEN.
The body looks like the airship HINDENBURG movie.
Reminds me of an old joke.
Little black boy was climbing around the cupboards in his Mama’s kitchen and reaching up, pulls a canister of flour down on his head. He quickly runs towards the bathroom but spies himself in a mirror and thinks, “Hey, I is a white boy!”
Excited he heads outside where he runs into his Daddy who takes one look and starts cursing/yelling at him to go clean himself up. When he gets back inside, his Mama is waiting for him and she tears him a new one for the mess he’s made and orders him to the bathroom.
Later, all sparkly clean and thoroughly admonished, he’s sitting on the porch when Grampa comes along and says, “Why so sad, little man?” Boy says, “I was a white boy for only 15 minutes and I already hate all you black sumbitches…..”
Too bad she can’t paint on 50 IQ points that easy.
Nigga-Be-Gone?
I think that’s called a job application.
I’d like to know what brand of paint she’s using, the Mister and I are planning to paint all the rooms in our house, and we’d prefer to get the job done using a single coat. She’s managed to get good coverage in a single coat.
Martin Luther King Jr said it better and Eddie Murphy played it better.
Hey, now she looks just like the Wayan brothers, those other white chicks.
oh wow. I hope she’s kidding.
She’s mocking. Her name is Tashala Dangel Geyer, and I shouldn’t be surprised (since it’s the way of the world anymore), but for a crazy person, she’s inexplicably popular.
She never saw Eddie Murphy’s SNL routine, I take it? MUCH less messy… š
Hey, if no one else here is going to throw the “cultural appropriation” card, I sure as hell will!
She must be using that paint and primer in one product cause it hides the crazy in one coat.