Ann Coulter made me snort out loud with this one:
-New demand from Kavanaugh accuser Christine Blasey Ford: She will testify, but only from a ski lift. She’ll be on a up chair & senators will yell Qs from the downward chairs.
She then followed up with:
Alternative offer from Christine Blasey Ford: She’ll accept Grassley’s offer for staffers to go to Palo Alto for her statement, IF they also paint her house & mow her lawn.
Putting all politics aside and her sometimes self-serving motivations, Coulter is always consistently funny.
Indeed she is.
I greatly admire her liberal-idiot-skewering expertise, too.
Parlay? Only when we determine your full of shit on MONDAY! Stop the phony delay. Love how Ann castrates DEM feminists!
And none of the staff will look REDACTED in the face. All questions will be asked with “lilt” in your voice. Do not attempt to say REDACTED”. Only 66 degree Evian with a 12 oz crystal glass in dressing room. Security may not address REDACTED. Only M&Ms will be offered for paparazzi but no red M&Ms. Redacted may choose which questions to answer and which questions are too hurtful and intrusive.
She doesn’t want to testify in a month with an R in it
She’s on her period. Maybe get in touch with her 5 days from now.
She looked in the closet and decided she has nothing to wear! She needs someone to take her to the mall.
She just needs to lose 5 more lbs so she doesn’t look fat on camera.
She needs 14 green, 10 yellow, and 16 blue M&Ms in a square glass bowl in the dressing room.
She will not answer any questions which end in a question mark.
I love Ann, She is funny and Bright.
Balls’y can do it in Her Home from the Toilet if she wants, just F’ing do it already enough about a repressed memory.
We are not 7 year old’s and we were’nt born yesterday, so stop the Un Provable bullshit !
Stop badgering the witness with any questions about anything she doesn’t care to remember! She was traumatized and suffered for more than three decades in near silence, until her time finally came to jerk an entire country around. And, she hasn’t got a political bone in her body, except for the one she’s been carrying around for more than three decades. The witness can explain everything if she is just given the proper forum after the midterm election.
I just hope she brings enough sammiches for everybody.
Mondays are not good for her. She boils bunnies on Mondays.
“Doctor Ford, you say that, regarding this party you attended somewhere in suburban Maryland some 35 years ago, where you claim that you were sexually assaulted by a young Brett Kavanaugh, that you cannot remember any details about the house where this party occurred; you don’t know the location, whose house it was, or anything else about it, is that correct?”
“Well, “I actually do remember one small, rather strange detail about the house. It had a gold toilet!”
And somewhere in suburban Maryland, a woman is watching this on TV and calls to her husband at work…
“Darling, remember that party at your folks’ house ‘way back when we were in high school? I think I know who it was who took a dump in your tuba!”
I think MJA has got this one covered
Ooh, 35 years ago, She F’ed me, yea that’s it. Regards, Tommy Flanagan
Monday HEARING is CANCELLED. VOTE moved up to MONDAY.
fin!
From the ether:
“I will not testify in a car.
I will not testify near or far.
I will not testify in a train.
I will not fly in a plane.
I will not testify, here or there.
I will not testify anywhere.
There’s nothing more for me to say.
I can’t remember, anyway.”
Would someone please explain to me why Christine Blasey Ford “deserves a hearing”.
I keep hearing this repeated over and over and over ad nauseam.
The Senate confirmation hearing isn’t about her. If her claim wasn’t important enough to mention for 36 years, why is it important now to give her a “hearing”?
And if it is, does that mean that from now on anyone, even a lunatic, just throw out any crazy allegation claiming that something (an outcome-less something) happened three or four decades ago and derail the U.S. Senate, coopt the national news? Would each of these “deserve a hearing” — before Congress, yet?
What makes this deserving of a hearing?
This claim would not be deserving of a hearing in criminal or civil court. The Statute of Limitations has passed. (Contrary to fake news, it’s not a “Maryland ‘No Statute of Limitation’ rape allegation”; it’s a now-unprovable juvenile misdemeanor assault allegation.)
This lying dingbat deserves a hearing but not a single legitimate citizen who challenged the identity of Barack “Barry” Hussein Dunham Soetoro Obama had any standing.
Doesn’t the way the politicians function PISS YOU OFF?
It’s only YOUR money they’re blowing.
“and a pizza on top just for fun.”
– Louis Prima
Banana Split for My Baby
New evidence is released!
She was at a party!
Here is the photo that proves it!
https://theblacksphere.net/2018/09/is-this-christine-blasey-drunk-at-a-party/
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2 good articles on her nonsense
https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-presumption-of-guilt-1537570627?mod=e2two
and
https://nypost.com/2018/09/20/democrats-have-abandoned-the-presumption-of-innocence/?utm_source=twitter_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site%20buttons&utm_campaign=site%20buttons
And the 10 pound bag of Purina Cat Chow goes to Mary Jane Anklestraps! Loved them all MJA!
We are witnessing the Theater of the Absurd, the tail wagging the dog. This delaying tactic has been in the works for months. How could all the players in this, and I do mean players, have so many ties to anti-Thump groups and to each other?
Screw her, figuratively, and hold the vote Monday. No matter what the Repubs do it will not be enough to please the Libs.
Republicans will never, EVER learn that, once you accept their moronic premise and step foot onto the Liberal Bizarro World Playing Field you have lost the game. You get NO points for trying to appear fair and even handed. To the contrary, your appeasement is viewed as weakness and only encourages them.
JETHRO
Thanks for the link.
Who knew that very rich girls could party hart?
The new rule is – I said it, you’ll believe it, and that settles it!
Yet, liberals continue to argue with us when we call them stupid and we allow it.
She couldn’t make it because Dancing with the Stars’ pre-season week.
Here are our demands:
*testify under oath
*answer the questions to you under oath
And if it turns out the only thing that is verified is your a lying whore know you are going to get bit smack with perjury charges.
Well, Christine has proven she knows how to remove the manhood of the people who are supposed to be in charge of getting Kavanaugh approved.
Christine is the organ grinder, and Grassley her monkey begging for her favor with his tin cup. Her goal is to make fools of all of GOP members, and they’re cooperating.
Yep, What Irony said.
Several websites are saying she did an internship in Hawaii. Did she arrive by boat or a long swim?
Politics or not.
I’d chase Ann Coulter around the room