(Bumped From 2017)Booze at the movie theaters? Why not? It can only improve what Hollywood is churning out

265 Comments on (Bumped From 2017)Booze at the movie theaters? Why not? It can only improve what Hollywood is churning out

1. Pina Coladaral Damage

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2. Who doesn’t want to pay $19.99 for a beer?

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3. I wonder if spiiled booze and vomit will make the floors any less sticky?

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4. Screwdriving Miss Daisy

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5. Sex on the Beach Blanket Bingo

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6. Tuesdays with Merlot

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7. A Bull Shot in the Dark

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8. Glenngarry Glenfiddich

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9. Crocked Dundee

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10. That has been happening for awhile. Still wouldn’t help me to tolerate the liberal elite morons that can’t keep their mouths shut – Streep, Damon, Affleck — anyone in any of their stupid anti-Trump videos et al.

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11. The DVD killed all movie theaters for me, I haven’t been to one since the 90’s.

    1.) Booze is cheaper at home
    2.) I can hit pause at any time to take a leak
    3.) I don’t have to deal with people
    4.) By the time a movie comes out on DVD, etc., it’s well known if it will be any good.
    5.) My leather couch is way more comfortable than any seat in a movie theater.
    6.) Hollywood sucks anyway

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12. Days of Wine and Four Roses

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13. Hair of the Dog Day Afternoon

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14. Turner and Hooched

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15. Bar Wars

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16. Mad Dog 2020 Max

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17. Tipsy Rose Lee

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18. Home For the Alcolholidays

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19. Who’s gonna sell it? Most movie theater workers are about 16 years old.

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20. The Beer the Scotch and the Ugly

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21. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firewater

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22. The White Russians Are Coming, the White Russians Are Coming

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23. Desperately Seeking Syrah

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24. Black and Tan Beauty

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25. Cabernet

    Life is a cabernet old chum

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26. Who in there ‘right’ mind would pay to see a movie at a movie theater?
    Last movie I saw at a movie theater was Star Wars.
    I don’t watch any movie made after 1949

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27. With Beer to Eternity

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28. Harvey Wallbanger

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29. Bar Wars

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30. New Jack Daniels City

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31. Singapore Sling in the Rain

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32. Bar Wars

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33. Meet the Miller Lite’s

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34. My Favorite Martini

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35. Casablackout

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36. The Long Island Iced Tea Goodbye

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37. The Kegs of Navarone

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38. Hey, how about Bar Wars. Nobody thought of that one yet.

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39. The Long Drunken Sloppy Kiss Goodnight

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40. EJ: The Extra Shitty Brandy

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41. 50 Shades Of Grey Goose.

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42. The Trial of Billy Jack Daniels

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43. The Hurt Schnocker.

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44. The Name Of The Rosé.

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45. Tippler On The Roof.

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46. Rio Bravo-starring John Wayne and Dean Martini

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47. A Shot of Bourbon in the Dark

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48. The Right Stoly

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49. One Flew Over the Curaçao’s Nest

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50. The White Russians Are Coming The White Russians Are Coming!!

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51. When Michael Calls Drunk

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52. Two Drinks For Sister Sarah

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53. Gone With The Booze

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54. Brokeback Mount Gay

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55. Silent Rumming.

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56. Moonshine Struck

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57. How Stella Artois Got Her Groove Back- starring Whoopi Goldschlager

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58. Ellen Brewkovich

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59. Drunk Driving Miss Daisy.

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60. Saving Private Rye

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61. 12 O’clock High (no change there)

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62. Falling Down Drunk.

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63. The Dirty Twelve Pack

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64. I Married a Gin Guzzler

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65. The World According To Barf.

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66. Soberless In Seattle

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67. Citizen Keg

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68. The Booze Brothers

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69. Days of Wine and Roses

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70. Smashed to the Future

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71. With Fifth You Get Eggnog.

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72. The Untappables

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73. Tequila Sunrise. No, wait..never mind.

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74. Hangover Em High.

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75. Crazy Larry, Bloody Mary

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76. Isn’t this call “Cinema and Draft House” that been around for a while?

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77. Flasks of Our Fathers

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78. There Will Be Bloody Marys

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79. The Sparkling Waterboy.

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80. Mr. Lush Goes to Washington

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81. Fifty First Drunks

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82. The Forty Year Old Vodka

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83. High Plains Snifter.

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84. No Country for Old Scotch

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85. Blender In The Grass.

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86. Cool Hand Puke

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87. Mai Tai Bodyguard.

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88. The Kahlua Kid, and
    The Kahlua Kid II

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89. Sloe Gin Luke

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90. The Lager Sanction.

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91. Mary Popov

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92. They call me Me Tibbler

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93. Pissed Congeniality.

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94. Night of the Drinking Dead

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95. The Three Muscatels

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96. I Was a Teenage Beerwolf

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97. “The Three Muscatels”
    Shit, sorry, just read the lead-in.

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98. La La Lounge

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99. Twelve Angry Men Fighting Over A Cell Phone.

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100. All The President’s Gin

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101. I Now Pronounce You Upchuck And Larry.

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102. Grand Tequila

     “Get off my bar!”

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103. Schindler’s Pissed

     (I mean no disrespect 👁❤️🇮🇱!)

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104. Indiana Jones and the Shirley Temple of Doom (for the few non-drinkers)

     The Thomas Crowne Royal Affair

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105. Fahrenheit 90 Proof

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106. Soylent Annie Green Springs.

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107. Nightcap on Elm Street

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108. Escape From Alkie Trance.

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109. The Beer Witch Project

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110. There’s Something About Bloody Mary’s

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111. 12 Angry Orchards

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112. Five Boozy Pieces

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113. Cleopatrone

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114. For A Few Drinks More

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115. Beerwolf in London

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116. Bingee

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117. Flashdrunk

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118. Weekend At Beer Steins

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119. Return To Bender.

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120. The Maltman Prophecies

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121. To Stir With Love.

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122. Singapore Slingblade

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123. Dunga Gin

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124. Sidecar Named Desire

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125. The Lion in Vintner

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126. Pour Whiskey For Me

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127. Brew Grit

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128. The Last Pitcher Show.

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129. Black and Blue Velvet

     Raging Boilermaker

     I’ll Take Brandy Manhattan

     Absinth of Malice

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130. Glengarry Glenlivet

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131. The Alcohol Queen

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132. Last Tanqueray in Paris

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133. Robinson Crusoe On Dewars.

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134. Pride and PBR

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135. Who Framed Roger Rotgut

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136. The Year of Living Drunkedly

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137. Happy Hour Gilmore.

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138. In Cold Beer

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139. How Green Was My Vodka

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140. There’s Something About Bloody Mary

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141. Grumpy Old Crows.

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142. Full Malted Jacket

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143. Oops, sorry, Jimmy beat me to that one…

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144. From Beer To Eternity.

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145. Boyz N the Hooch

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146. All Quiet on the Western Froth

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147. Bud Girls Are Easy.

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148. Razing Arizona

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149. The Red Label of Courage

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150. Beer Me in St. Louis

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151. Michelob on 34th Street

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152. Citizen Grain.

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153. Our Miss Foster Brooks.

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154. The life and times of judge Jim Beam.

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155. Forrest Glump

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156. Norma Rye

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157. Of Mugs and Men

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158. The Big Lebrewski.

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159. The Postman Always Drinks Twice

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160. 9 To 5 O’Clock Somewhere

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161. Rosemary’s Bottle

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162. They Shoot Jagers, Don’t They?

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163. What’s Eating Gilbert’s Gin?

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164. Jagerbombs Away.

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165. Gad DAMN am I getting thirsty!

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166. Mackenna’s Tuborg Gold.

167. Harry’s Potted And The Philosopher’s Stoned.

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168. Hannibal Riesling.

169. National Lampoon’s Animal House

170. Lost Weekend

171. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finlandia

172. Grape Expectations

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173. Chitty Chitty Beer Bong

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174. Virtual reality 3D beergoggles

175. The Flintstoned

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176. Where the Buffalo Rum

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177. Steel Reserve Magnolias

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178. Children Of A Lesser Grog.

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179. Valley of the Dewars

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180. The Shooterist

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181. The Green Bile

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182. Willy Wokka and the Chocolate Colada

183. The French Concoction

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184. Zima Vapata!

185. Bridge on the River Mai Tai

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186. Platuned

187. Vanishing Pint.

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188. La Bombeda

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189. Dr. Zhivodka

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190. Fried Stewed Tomatoes

191. The Olde English Patient.

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192. When Harry Met Smirnov

193. The King Cobra And I.

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194. Flight of the Naviguzzler

195. Ale-ian

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196. The Princess Fried

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197. Rollerbar

198. Children of the Corn Liquor

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199. Pet Semetanqueray

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200. Pabstton

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201. Sour M*A*S*H

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202. Disney presents, The Little Barmaid

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203. God’s Little 40

204. DUI on 34th Street

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205. The Birth of a Natty

206. Three Coins in the Foster’s

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207. Beauty and the Yeast

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208. Bar Wars 3: Revenge of the Fifth

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209. Liquor Store Cowboys

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210. Beer and Liquor in Las Vegas

211. The Disoriented Express

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212. Bob & Carol & Beer & Whisky

213. In Cold Bloody Mary

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214. How Green Was My Liver

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215. Cirrhosis de Bergerac

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216. No Time For Smirnoffs

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217. Meet Me at St Pauli’s

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218. Bringing Up Budweiser

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219. The Natural Light

220. A Lager of Their Own

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221. The Day The Earth Started Spinning

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222. Planet of The Grapes

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223. The War Of Cirrhosis.

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224. Chivastown

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225. Forget abou’ .. it ….. Jake. it’s …….. it’s — geez, forgot what I was going to say

226. Thirsty Harry

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227. Saturday Night Coma

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228. Tippler On The Roof

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229. The Summer of ’40 ounce

230. The Garden of the Finzi Martinis

231. Little Toasted Annie

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232. Three Men and a Pink Lady

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233. Classic Line from “Thirsty Harry”

     (To the bartender) Uh uh .. I know what you’re thinking. Did he down six shots or only five. But seeing as how this is a Colt 45, the nastiest piss water in the world and will probably make me puke my guts right up, you got to ask yourself one question. Do I want to serve him?

     Well, do ya, punk?

234. Mr. Schmidt Goes To Washington

235. A Bridge To Bar

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236. Mad Dog Max Beyond Thunderbird

237. Falling Down, with Michael Da-glass…

238. Mash Fiction

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239. They Pickled Hitler’s Brain

     Debbie Does Drunks

     Attack of the Killer Tequilas

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240. Wag A Salty Dog

     Cognac the Barbarian

     The Neverending Bottle

     DOA – Drunk On Arrival

     Ministry of Beer

     The Man Who Drank Too Much

     Splendor in the Glass

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241. Vodka on the rocks Straight up.

     annie Go Trump

242. Some Like It Hot Toddy.

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243. The Last Of The Mojitos.

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244. Daiquiri Soup.

245. Sex On The Beach Blanket Bingo.

246. Salty Dog Day Afternoon.

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247. Cleaning up popcorn puke wasn’t enough, now puke will be beer and popcorn

248. Ben Hurl

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249. Ditch Water Horizon

250. Inglorious Boozesters

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251. O Bottle, Where Art Thou?

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252. They are all so great, how are you ever going to pick a winner?

     High Anxiety- no change there. Got to be one of my fav fav fav movies!

253. Butt Light!

254. John Sick – The Battle of the Barflys

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255. High Nooner.

256. One Eyed Cognacs.

257. Michelob Dark Passage.

258. The Appletini Gang.

259. White Claw Can’t Jump.

260. The Night Train Robbery.

261. Annie Green Springs Get Your Gun.

262. Falstaffing Down.

263. Mackenna’s Tuborg Gold.

264. 2 am naked hammer fight club
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     AKA The pelosi files

265. does anyone know what I did last night?