Breaking 911:
CALEXICO, Calif. β U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers working at the Calexico West port of entry Monday thwarted a dangerous human-smuggling attempt after discovering a teen concealed in a dashboard compartment of a vehicle.
The incident occurred at about 8:30 a.m. on Nov. 25, when a 28-year-old man and his 21-year-old male passenger, entered the Calexico West port driving a 2001 Ford Taurus. A CBP officer referred all occupants and vehicle for further examination.
CBP Officers conducted a physical search of the vehicle and discovered a teenager hiding inside a dashboard compartment.
…getting close to the old joke about how many people the Germans could stuff in a Volkswagen Beetle…
I make 98 bucks a hour stuffing small Mexicans into dashboards…
The first tip-off wuz when the engine light came on the dash said” “Caminar Pendejo”
The elites can have sex with kids, but moral Americans who go off the grid to start a commune or church will be called a cult and be accused of abusing children.
I don’t care if it Rains or Freezes
as long as I got My Dashboard Heyzoos
Smuggled in the Dashboard of My Car !
So now the beaners are into stuffing midgets into dashboards of cars. Bobcat, I haven’t heard dashboard Jesus even mentioned anywhere since the early 70’s, let alone someone who remembers that ditty, it’s almost as good as But Your Flag Decal Won’t Get You Into Heaven Anymore by John Prine.
Drive it back into mexico.
What’s the problem?
izlamo delenda est …
Was the car a 1958 Chevy with Cuban license plates?
Shoulda had the car crushed.
A Dreamer “child”?
It’s ok because the illegal identifies as an airbag.
@ Political message board
You might want to start your own blog if you can’t halfway stay on the topic. Just stop it.
Thanks
Stuffing a dashboard with beaner?
How does that get translated from stuffing a turkey with dressing?
“Itβs ok because the illegal identifies as an airbag.”
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