Yes, that is the ultimate slip n’ slide, yes.
It’s a real shit show.
NBC has halted production of its upcoming series “Ultimate Slip ‘N Slide” amid reports that an “explosive diarrhea” outbreak took place.
Production on the Simi Valley, California set reportedly stopped after a crew member tested positive for giardia, a parasite that causes diarrheal disease if swallowed.
Reps for the show did not immediately return Fox News’ request for comment, but a spokesperson for Universal Television Alternative Studios, which is producing the show, confirmed the shutdown in a statement to People.
“The health and safety of everyone on our set is our number one priority, so out of an abundance of caution we have made the decision to stop production of Ultimate Slip ‘N Slide at the current location,” the spokesperson said. “We are in the process of determining next steps in order to complete production.”
That could’ve added a little more slip to the slide.
My suggestion would be gas masks for the entire crew.
It’s all shits and grins, until somebody shits.
Joe Biden’s episode will not be aired. His other show, So You Want To Marry A Fifth Grader, is still in production.
Too cheap to buy chlorine for the water?
It’s probably not on their “sustainable” list.
Should’ve called Us…We have a solution
Every swimming pool that has heavy use has some fecal matter in it. And in hot tubs there maybe all kinds of crap we don’t want to think about.
There’s a Corn “POP” Joke in here somewhere..
Just change the name of the show to EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA. That’s a hell of a lot more entertaining than ULTIMATE SLIP ‘N SLIDE.
I vote for All-Star Ultimate Slip ‘N Slide, with MSM talking heads and watch them diarrhea themselves to death.
I hate to dump on the producers, but this show is premature. Maybe the producers will put it back in the can until the engineers perfect the Smell-a-vision system they’ve been straining at for years.
Just the headline had me cracking up BEFORE I clicked on it…I’m tearing up but not from the smell…
@uncle Al – “pure manure”…if I may…
:>)
It’s been many years and I can’t remember where I saw it, but somebody ran a cartoon promo for a fake primetime show, Supermodel Catwalk Diarrhea. Sounds like something the Stimpsons might have done, dunno.
I almost sharted myself but not others.
Can you have explosive sharting?
“Can you have explosive sharting?”
c’mon up and smell me sometime, big boy.
*hic*
*shart*
Hunter would liked to have been a participant for sure.
The show must go on! Call it Ultimate Shit ‘N Slide.
I was a Boy Scout. One drop of Clorox bleach per gallon kills giardia infected water. The water doesn’t taste great, nor does it smell great, but you won’t get sick. Boiling water for 3 minutes works too, and tastes better, but takes longer.
I have not tuned in to NBC since Seinfeld went off the air. If I even attempted to watch a minute of the woke roster of celebrity imbeciles on display I am sure I’d break out in explosive you-know-what.
Joe Biden, after reading this story issued another executive order, renaming one of his agencies. Henceforth, it will be known as the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosive Diarrhea. They will get to the bottom of this.
Was Al Roker hosting the episode?
This may be a little late but one of the headlines on todays 6-13 Babylon Bee is, Taco Bell to continue giving explosive diarrhea to all genders and orientations. It’s getting to the point where you literally can’t make this kind of shit up anymore.
The 1 kind of E.D. viagra can’t fix