Reuters: A Japanese boy abandoned in a dense forest by his parents for being naughty was found alive and unharmed on Friday, nearly a week after his disappearance set off a massive search that kept the nation riveted.
Seven-year-old Yamato Tanooka was discovered in a building on a Japanese military base around 4 km (2.5 miles) from where he disappeared last Saturday after his parents left him by the side of a road, reportedly as discipline for throwing stones at cars.
“One of our soldiers was preparing for drills this morning and opened the door of a building on the base, and there he was,” a member of Japan’s Self-Defence Forces told NHK national television. MORE
Throwing rocks at cars is way past naughty – not that that means the proper solution was to abandon him in the woods.
While the punishment was rather severe, I bet the little shit won’t be throwing rocks at cars anymore.
THEY HAVE FORESTS IN JAPAN??
Saying the Green Gargantua was coming to get him didn’t work anymore. Man, it worked on me.
Get those parents to adopt Obama.
Damn, I just got threatened with military school and Alto.
Alto was the Joovie Jail when I was a kid.
7, damn, pretty young, those Japs really believe in discipline.
All the better to enjoy Chinese comfort slaves
He got an F in something at school I bet
Asian Grading:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can’t have dinner
D = Don’t come home
F = Find new family
They could threaten to have Moo take him for a month or so and feed him her special diet for children. No need to leave him overnight in the forest. One meal and he’s fixed.