Break Dancing Added To Summer Olympics

32 Comments on Break Dancing Added To Summer Olympics

1. What no hula hoop?
   If only the Ancient Greeks could see this.

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2. In 2028: synchronized handshaking, twerking, and blind-side knockout punching.

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3. If John Cleese is still around, the IOC could add silly walking. He’d make the perfect judge.

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4. Expect the Chinese to be out of the medal hunt due to the low quality of their cardboard.

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5. I know, they didn’t have enough crooked judges for all the crooked competitions.

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6. I haven’t made it a plan to watch television coverage of a single event in decades. No interest. If I am visiting someone who is watching I will watch, but the Olympics doesn’t hold any interest for me.

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7. They’re Break Dance fighting!

   Do as you are trained… AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER!

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8. The 2040 Olympics will no doubt have ass spelunking and sucker punching whitey as sanctioned events too.

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9. What’s next? Sign flipping? And where are the synchronized lawn mower teams?

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10. I quit watching several Olympics ago. Coverage has devolved into what seems like “a few minutes of sports, then thirty minutes of human interest.” It just got so damn boring.

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11. Can’t wait for Drive by Shooting to be added to the Pentathalon

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12. I’ve heard they’re looking at including other sports, like the migrant run and hide.

    Then there are all the new exciting activities added during the last presidential election cycle like the 200 person unmasking and the Blackberry format and smash. Of course the Clintons are the gold medalist in the double synchronized graft grab.

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13. It’s hard to believe that what started out as just kids trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars would make it all the way to the olympics.

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14. Border wall pole vault

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15. Break dancing and spear chucking er ah the javelin throw, go hand in hand.

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16. Who the fuqq is still breakdancing?

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17. Speed moon walking. (Racewalking done in reverse)

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18. The Olympics now have officially become as meaningless as (d) politics and jouranalism. Haven’t watched in decades now.

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19. Oh goody.

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20. Why not the Ebonics Spelling bee for white kids,,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBTH87GF1No
    I’d rather watch junkies OD’ing multiple times and being brought back with NARCAN.
    So be it:
    Kung fu fighting
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUkGIsKvn0
    WHY, WHY?

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21. Has drug running already been added?

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22. ‘migrant run and hide’
    Applauds!
    Better than ‘Running Man’,,

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23. They want more urban “sports” and didn’t include 3 Card Monte dealing? I’m shocked.

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24. This was added because blacks just don’t dominate enough sports? And is this a men’s event or women’s or mixed doubles?

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25. Good thread. You guys are killing me. Wiping tears.😂

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26. You guys are raaaacccciiiisssstttt! What about stoning for the muzzies?

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27. Too bad Inserting Both Thumbs up Your Ass isn’t a sport. There are plenty of RINO’s that are seasoned professionals at that.

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28. When are they going to allow Disco as part of the Olympics? Hopefully never.

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29. And yet the push to include a wholesome sport like midget tossing is still awaiting approval. Dang!

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30. ‘midget tossing is still awaiting approval.’
    Damn committees cannot agree between possible raccoon abuse and the Olsen Twins.
    Full House indeed,,,

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31. I watch the shooting sports… and… that’s pretty much it. 😳

    Unless they bring back baseball.

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32. This is from The Onion, right?

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