*satire
BREAKING NEWS: @CNN forced to fire @wolfblitzer for his resemblance to Robert E Lee. @seanhannity @MarkDice @joe_warmington @sunlorrie pic.twitter.com/MogTMXhHHY
— ERIC (@pizdapalace) August 23, 2017
16 Comments on Breaking – *CNN Fires Wolf Blitzer Because He Resembles General Lee
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Ok, NOW I’m offended.
The way things are going it could be true.
That idiot is Lee’s doppleganger – fo’ real
– He’s just got to go
– Besides, he’s too stupid to really host a TV show.
Wolf Blitzer, dumber than a 5th grader.
Does Wolf ever smile? What a phucking dick!
Moe, speaking of dicks who don’t smile, try finding a photo of Moonbeam actually smiling.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer asshole.
(if only it were true, I’d be celebrating in the streets, with a brew…….and I don’t drink)
OK, I AM OFFICIALLY A RACIST!! I JUST PEAKED AT FOXNEWS.COM, SAW A PHOTO OF A BLACK MAN CARRYING A BAG AND THOUGHT TO MYSELF HAS THE LOOTING BEGUN ALREADY???
BUT…HE WAS CARRYING A SANDBAG GETTING READY!! OOPSIE!! MY BAD!!
“CNN fires Wolf Blitzer . . . .” Naaaah, we couldn’t possibly be so lucky. Blitzed Wolfie is a miserable mainstay at the Crappy News Network.
Looks more like a q-tip that somebody wiped their ass on.
His name triggers me. I think it is his nickname from the Blitskreig. He has to change that or I won’t be able to sleep.
And that first name- I don’t even like dogs. What did he do to earn that? Maybe I don’t want to know. I’m just thankful pelosi told us we can’t yell his name in a crowded theatre. He scares me.
Looks more like Colonel Sanders to me. Now there’s a real racist for you! Talk about your all white meat special! He’s the reason the Antifa chicken crossed the road. The Colonel Sanders Birdwalk, that is. Which was subsequently renamed to the Bernie Sanders Socialist Way. Because we care about our fowl-tempered friends.
I have it on record that he liked dark meat dammit!
Wolfi Shitzer? Wouldn’t miss him if he disappearded tomorrow.
might support the removal of the gen. lee statue if the reason was that he resembled wolf blitzer.
Here’s a thought. Could it be that Augsburg native Wolf is a descendant of Col. Wolfgang Blitzer of the Schutzstaffel? And is unable to smile because of Nazi guilt? Just curious.
Vietvet for the win here.