Breaking – *CNN Fires Wolf Blitzer Because He Resembles General Lee – IOTW Report

Breaking – *CNN Fires Wolf Blitzer Because He Resembles General Lee

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16 Comments on Breaking – *CNN Fires Wolf Blitzer Because He Resembles General Lee

  1. OK, I AM OFFICIALLY A RACIST!! I JUST PEAKED AT FOXNEWS.COM, SAW A PHOTO OF A BLACK MAN CARRYING A BAG AND THOUGHT TO MYSELF HAS THE LOOTING BEGUN ALREADY???

    BUT…HE WAS CARRYING A SANDBAG GETTING READY!! OOPSIE!! MY BAD!!

  2. His name triggers me. I think it is his nickname from the Blitskreig. He has to change that or I won’t be able to sleep.
    And that first name- I don’t even like dogs. What did he do to earn that? Maybe I don’t want to know. I’m just thankful pelosi told us we can’t yell his name in a crowded theatre. He scares me.

  3. Looks more like Colonel Sanders to me. Now there’s a real racist for you! Talk about your all white meat special! He’s the reason the Antifa chicken crossed the road. The Colonel Sanders Birdwalk, that is. Which was subsequently renamed to the Bernie Sanders Socialist Way. Because we care about our fowl-tempered friends.

  4. Here’s a thought. Could it be that Augsburg native Wolf is a descendant of Col. Wolfgang Blitzer of the Schutzstaffel? And is unable to smile because of Nazi guilt? Just curious.

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