————– I thought about what you said when I saw this! – Claudia
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…besides, you wouldnt make that a timed or remote explosion, youd put a contact switch inside the goats rectum, directionally flapped so it isnt triggered by normal excretion and gives the goat rapists a false sense of security.
…only problem is, you cant put it very DEEP in the goats rectum.
Because they need to be able to actually make CONTACT with it and, well, lets say cowardly, bestiality obsessed terrorists arent known for their, eh, “masculinity” or the appliances thereof…
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Great analysis on X from AG Hamilton:
Think about how this went down.
Israel took out several top commanders, including Hezbollah’s senior military commander. The targeting caused panic about using traditional phones so the group switched to pagers.
Israel then blew up the pagers after having taken over the supply. Hezbollah panicked and switched to walkies.
Israel then blew up the walkies. Hezbollah panicked and became paranoid so all the senior military leaders of the Radwan unit decided to meet in person instead of using comms.
Israel then took them all out at once.
At this point if you’re a leader of Hezbollah, you are basically terrified to do anything.
All because they followed orders from Tehran to try to pursue a war against Israel after October 7th.
Note that the attached story (you have to go up the tweet line) is real – but it is just as hilarious as the Jake Tapper one!
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@SNS – at the end of the Tapper video he suggests that they were contact triggers. 🙂
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…this is fun and all, but bear in mind that the American Communist Party, dba “The Democrats”, is undoubtably taking notes for their own purposes, for use against American patriots after the next steal…
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I don’t think this shit is particularly funny. A lot of innocent people and animals are getting slaughtered. And what if someone takes one of those pagers on an airline flight? This is fucking insane. Plus, it gives ideas to the muzzies that they will surely try out in the future.
And don’t think for an instant that the Israelis wouldn’t happily slaughter innocent US citizens to achieve their ends, even as send them the weapons on the US taxpayer dime. They already have before.
5
try exploding ko-rons next, getemall
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I saw another video where two Hezbollah terrorists were at home and in the morning, they were going to make coffee. They got the coffee pot ready, but the one started to push “On” and hesitated. Then the other one said to put it in the microwave instead. Hesitated again. They drank the coffee cold.
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The senior Hezbollah terrorist that Israel killed today had a 7-million- dollar bounty on his head. That must’ve been some major league bad ass terrorist to have that large of a bounty on his head. I wonder who collects that 7-million-dollar bounty.
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From the river to the C-4…
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I see a crisis in the making. All these exploding goats will result in countless kids being raised by single-mother goats. These kids, absent a father figure’s guidance and stability, will do worse in school, turn to drugs, shoplifting, crime, and turn to goat gangs, terrorizing the sheep and camels in a no-holds-barred turf war.
This is how society crumbles.
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Think about it this way….
Yes there will be unintended deaths, some completely innocent civilians.
But how many lives have been saved by Israel doing this rather than having to bomb entire city blocks in order to eliminate these evil individuals.
Seriously, this is war. War is ugly.
The musloids proved they don’t care about civilian lives because of what they planned and executed on Oct 7, 2023.
And they will cry about children accidently killed… How many were INTENTIONALLY killed on Oct 7?
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I believe this is deeply fake news.
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A source tells me that the cell phone/pager service provider for Hamas was ATNT
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@Rich – wait, so it’s just the boy goats they like? 🙂
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No joke, my Beau died tryna gimmie a goat child! There he wuz, facin 10 trillion Javanese at Dunkirk, then whinn MAGA wuz gonna havea resurrection on Jaminary Sex, Beau heuroically jumped. tweem them anna goat an…he…uh…anyway, izzata lil girl? MAGA bedder not wash gosts in Baby Shampoo, or I’ll be sening F516s. There sheis, Cmere hunny..
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I hope they didn’t get the vibrators! Huhahuh!
Oh no Mr. Bill…
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And here I was thing Israel was the G.O.A.T at taking out terrorist.
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Democrat politicians are cowering in fear as we speak.
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Praise Allah, dirka, dirka dirka. BOOM!
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So do you need a fleshy firing pin to blow up one of these goats?
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In seriousness, Israel is running up the score on hezbollah leadership in Lebanon today.
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Ya dats a keeper right there!
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I got a bee in my bonnet this afternoon and just finished watching An American Carol from 2008 on YouTube. I remember watching this at the theater when it first came out and found it still just as funny and even more relevant now. The more things change the more they stay the same. And besides making a satire about Michael Moore (Michael Malone in the movie) and his anti-American diatribes about how much America sucks until he’s visited by 3 ghosts, General George S Patton (Kelsey Grammer, George Washington (Jon Voight) and the angel of death (Trace Adkins) and even an appearance from JFK who jumps out of the picture in the TV to confront Michael Malone. And Leslie Neilsen as the grandfather telling the story, they think it’s a tall tale to his grandkids on the 4th of July which Michael Malone wants to ban. And Bill O’Reilly has a cameo and a very obnoxious parody of Rosie O’Donnell called Rosie O’Connell. You might to watch it and laugh which I needed today.
You guys think thats FUNNY???
…Those poor goats…;)
Wait, did he say goat buttholes exploded? Didn’t I just write about this the other day?
Danny Polischuck works with Ryan Long, some of the best satirists on the internet. Glad to see they read this blog.
Here’s a sample;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev373c7wSRg&ab_channel=RyanLong
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I thought about what you said when I saw this! – Claudia
…besides, you wouldnt make that a timed or remote explosion, youd put a contact switch inside the goats rectum, directionally flapped so it isnt triggered by normal excretion and gives the goat rapists a false sense of security.
…only problem is, you cant put it very DEEP in the goats rectum.
Because they need to be able to actually make CONTACT with it and, well, lets say cowardly, bestiality obsessed terrorists arent known for their, eh, “masculinity” or the appliances thereof…
Great analysis on X from AG Hamilton:
Think about how this went down.
Israel took out several top commanders, including Hezbollah’s senior military commander. The targeting caused panic about using traditional phones so the group switched to pagers.
Israel then blew up the pagers after having taken over the supply. Hezbollah panicked and switched to walkies.
Israel then blew up the walkies. Hezbollah panicked and became paranoid so all the senior military leaders of the Radwan unit decided to meet in person instead of using comms.
Israel then took them all out at once.
At this point if you’re a leader of Hezbollah, you are basically terrified to do anything.
All because they followed orders from Tehran to try to pursue a war against Israel after October 7th.
https://x.com/AGHamilton29/status/1837170600529260680
Note that the attached story (you have to go up the tweet line) is real – but it is just as hilarious as the Jake Tapper one!
@SNS – at the end of the Tapper video he suggests that they were contact triggers. 🙂
…this is fun and all, but bear in mind that the American Communist Party, dba “The Democrats”, is undoubtably taking notes for their own purposes, for use against American patriots after the next steal…
I don’t think this shit is particularly funny. A lot of innocent people and animals are getting slaughtered. And what if someone takes one of those pagers on an airline flight? This is fucking insane. Plus, it gives ideas to the muzzies that they will surely try out in the future.
And don’t think for an instant that the Israelis wouldn’t happily slaughter innocent US citizens to achieve their ends, even as send them the weapons on the US taxpayer dime. They already have before.
try exploding ko-rons next, getemall
I saw another video where two Hezbollah terrorists were at home and in the morning, they were going to make coffee. They got the coffee pot ready, but the one started to push “On” and hesitated. Then the other one said to put it in the microwave instead. Hesitated again. They drank the coffee cold.
The senior Hezbollah terrorist that Israel killed today had a 7-million- dollar bounty on his head. That must’ve been some major league bad ass terrorist to have that large of a bounty on his head. I wonder who collects that 7-million-dollar bounty.
From the river to the C-4…
I see a crisis in the making. All these exploding goats will result in countless kids being raised by single-mother goats. These kids, absent a father figure’s guidance and stability, will do worse in school, turn to drugs, shoplifting, crime, and turn to goat gangs, terrorizing the sheep and camels in a no-holds-barred turf war.
This is how society crumbles.
Think about it this way….
Yes there will be unintended deaths, some completely innocent civilians.
But how many lives have been saved by Israel doing this rather than having to bomb entire city blocks in order to eliminate these evil individuals.
Seriously, this is war. War is ugly.
The musloids proved they don’t care about civilian lives because of what they planned and executed on Oct 7, 2023.
And they will cry about children accidently killed… How many were INTENTIONALLY killed on Oct 7?
I believe this is deeply fake news.
A source tells me that the cell phone/pager service provider for Hamas was ATNT
@Rich – wait, so it’s just the boy goats they like? 🙂
No joke, my Beau died tryna gimmie a goat child! There he wuz, facin 10 trillion Javanese at Dunkirk, then whinn MAGA wuz gonna havea resurrection on Jaminary Sex, Beau heuroically jumped. tweem them anna goat an…he…uh…anyway, izzata lil girl? MAGA bedder not wash gosts in Baby Shampoo, or I’ll be sening F516s. There sheis, Cmere hunny..
I hope they didn’t get the vibrators! Huhahuh!
Oh no Mr. Bill…
And here I was thing Israel was the G.O.A.T at taking out terrorist.
Democrat politicians are cowering in fear as we speak.
Praise Allah, dirka, dirka dirka. BOOM!
So do you need a fleshy firing pin to blow up one of these goats?
In seriousness, Israel is running up the score on hezbollah leadership in Lebanon today.
Ya dats a keeper right there!
I got a bee in my bonnet this afternoon and just finished watching An American Carol from 2008 on YouTube. I remember watching this at the theater when it first came out and found it still just as funny and even more relevant now. The more things change the more they stay the same. And besides making a satire about Michael Moore (Michael Malone in the movie) and his anti-American diatribes about how much America sucks until he’s visited by 3 ghosts, General George S Patton (Kelsey Grammer, George Washington (Jon Voight) and the angel of death (Trace Adkins) and even an appearance from JFK who jumps out of the picture in the TV to confront Michael Malone. And Leslie Neilsen as the grandfather telling the story, they think it’s a tall tale to his grandkids on the 4th of July which Michael Malone wants to ban. And Bill O’Reilly has a cameo and a very obnoxious parody of Rosie O’Donnell called Rosie O’Connell. You might to watch it and laugh which I needed today.
walk a mile for a camel…BLAM!
They were liberated from the liver to the knees
” durka durka amazon .. ”
Alexa execute order 66
kaboom
seaoh FRIDAY, 20 SEPTEMBER 2024, 23:18 AT 11:18 PM
They were liberated from the liver to the knees
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Nice job there.
geoff the aardvark FRIDAY, 20 SEPTEMBER 2024, 18:21 AT 6:21 PM
…..just finished watching An American Carol from 2008 on YouTube.
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I’ll have to check that out. Sounds fun.