President Trump has led an astonishing presidency so far with one huge improvement after another, but now news is breaking of his biggest shock yet. He’s just announced that he’s had a strong run in the White House but the 45th president will be the first to resign from office — here’s why.
The heartbreaking message delivered with a heavy heart and reluctance to want to let Americans down, Trump stated a few reasons he had to come to this decision.
The Federalist Papers reports:
He’s had it with the feral whining and shrill screeches of loser Democrats. Trump said he could not take the shrill, granny Indian-wannabe voice of Lizzie Warren anymore. He also cited the failure of Nancy Pelosi’s face to actually move with expression due to her massive Botox injections. He claimed they were causing nightmares.
Perhaps one of the biggest frustrations of his brief tenure was the constant ringing of “RUSSIA!” which he has finally had enough of. All he wants is to be able to enjoy Russian dressing on his dinner salad and can’t even do that in peace without implications of a conspiracy.
Read the rest of the SHOCKING story HERE.
1 April 2017 Dream on.
LOL!
So what does The Onion do on April 1st? Real news?
“Generally a pissy nature” was never mentioned once….I’ve walked away for far less….
Nixon did it first.
The really funny thing about this is that the whiners actually think they are having an impact.
@Left Coast Dan – So true! The whiners don’t get it yet that the more they whine the more DJT knows he’s on the right track. Whine on!
Time to turn the tables. When the left says Trump hasn’t done anything ask why they expect Trump to do more in 10 weeks than Obama did in 8 years. Is it because Trump’s white?
Along those lines: MUSLIMS AGREE TO REJECT SAVAGERY AND START CONTRIBUTING TO CIVILIZED SOCIETY
April Fools!
Nearly all news on April 1 is more fake than usual.
April fools!
But actually I just heard that Obama has admitted his name is Barry Soetero, Mooch is a man, and he was born in Kenya. His last words were: Bill Ayers made me do it!
The next news bit was that Hillary was turning government witness to admit that Bengazi was a failure, the Russians provided her server services, and that the money in the foundation was received by fraud.
Bill says he likes women and young ladies.
More developing…
I hate the Evil Trump (the farkin’ bastid) and actually like Obama (PUH).
And I like all the Muslin immigrants as well.
And the illegal immigrants also.
And I feel like a 5′ 18″ woman. (That’s not a mis-type)
My 14-year-old son is mad at whoever wrote this article: “That’s nothing to joke about,” he said grumpily.
You should have seen the look of shock and oncoming heartbreak on his face. He was really upset before he found out it was fake. (Then he got mad for a new reason.)
On the other hand, it was a great payback prank for me–that little mite has been getting me all day!!!!
Wouldn’t be the first. Nixon was first, but the average American probably wouldn’t know that. Many refer to him as having been impeached (didn’t happen) and deny Clinton was impeached.