(Satire)
GT—Senator Rand Paul has sent $600.01 through Venmo to to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, which will force the IRS to audit Ukrain’s finances.
Zelensky has made billions in laundering aid money for the Unites States and has staved off an audit of the funds until Paul sent Zelensky the $600.01.
“The law was put in place to come down on middle class Americans and leave billionaires and foreign oligarchs who profit off the backs of American taxpayers untouched. But I got them!” Paul said in an exclusive interview with Genesius Times.
As of Jan. 1, mobile payment apps like Venmo, PayPal and Cash Appare required to report commercial transactions totaling more than $600 per year to the Internal Revenue Service.
Spokespeople for Zelensky told media outlets at the time that he had ensured that all the money laundering had been down in a completely discrete manner and that 10% had gone to the Big Guy.
Brilliant!
Oh that is so funny!
Fuck em!
Now send $600.01 to Master Stock Picker & investment guru Nana Pelosi.
Ok then.
Audit begins.
“That $600.01 looks legit.
Audit over.
…Now then, Mr. Paul, let’s start going over YOUR taxes, shall we?
….let’s start with your paper route when you were 9, and build from there. I have 87,000 people I can put on it so you may want to get comfortable, you’re going to be here awhile…”
Stupid stunt that will not have the desired effects.