Brit Doctor: Needing To Pee When It’s Cold Could Be Sign Of A Deadly Condition

KFI- When it’s summertime, you’re keeping yourself hydrated by drinking more, which means you’ll likely have to use the bathroom more frequently. However, if you find yourself needing to pee more when the weather is cold, that could actually be a sign of a deadly condition.

According to Dr. Diana Gall from British online service Doctor-4-U, it’s a symptom of cold diuresis. Gall explained to The Sun, “Cold diuresis can occur when the body’s temperature lowers. The biological response is to redirect blood to the core to create warmth, while the kidneys release extra fluid to stabilize the pressure. And it’s this process which boosts urine production, giving you the urge to wee more in the cold winter months.” read more

25 Comments on Brit Doctor: Needing To Pee When It’s Cold Could Be Sign Of A Deadly Condition

  1. Dr. Diana Gall told us that the only known cure is a kidney transplant. Well, fellow Brits, that’s not good news.

    She related that the current wait time in the UK for a kidney is now over 10 years. Dr. Gall noted “that’s a long time for a bladder problem”.

    However, don’t lose hope. With a Chinese visa to a Ughur prison camp, you can have a new kidney in just a few weeks.

    That’s the news from Lake Wobegon.

  2. I have noticed that when I’m golfing and drinking a 6 pak of beer on a 45 degree day in Washington I have to pee more than when I’m golfing and drinking a 6 pak on a 100 degree day in Arizona.

  3. I guess that explains the phenomenon of dressing up little kids to go out and play in the snow, and when you say to them, all bundled up, scarves and all: “All set?”. their reply in: “I have to pee.”
    This doctor needs to move to Antarctica and piss in a graduated cylinder for a few years. I’m just glad it wasn’t my tax money that funded this.

  4. I think the study should have been on democrats and why they’re so damn cold, smell like piss and act like shit.

  5. I don’t know. Summer or winter from sundown to sunrise I have to pee every time the minute hand passes 12………

  6. Summary:

    Dress warm in cold weather.

    Stay Hydrated.

    There’s a Half Million worth of yaerly salary with an expense account.

    Here is a freebee from Canada: DON’T EAT YELLOW SNOW!

  7. That’s because in the summer you’re both expiring and transpiring more H2O, Joe6pak. And you need more salt to hold that water in your tissues. This business of “reduce your salt” for old guys – especially in the summer – is a bunch of crap. If you’re active, you need way more. You know you’re low in sodium, potassium, and/or magnesium/calcium (any combination) when you cramp up during a normal work load.

  8. Umm when we sweat or vomit or have diarrhea we suffer the same loss of electrolytes. Drink a sports drink and relax

  9. Many people do not know this, but frequent urination is the body’s natural way of preventing an excessive buildup of dihydrogen monoxide*, which has been known to be fatal when ingested in very large quantities.

    (* – Some of the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide: Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.)

  10. I have OGS, old guy syndrome which causes me to pee a lot no matter whether it’s cold or hot outside. I also know where all the heads (cans, the john, the loo etc.) are when I have to go when I’m out and about. And I’m also not hesitant to pull over and hide behind the van and pee alongside of the road when the urge hits me.

  11. If you have a constant urge to pee on McCain’s grave or in Obama and Clinton’s faces, what’s that called?

  12. “If you have a constant urge to pee on McCain’s grave or in Obama and Clinton’s faces, what’s that called?”


  13. Old Bladder Syndrome Alert! All you old guys and gals might benefit from something I’ve discovered. Pumpkin seed oil extract taken as a supplement in capsules reduces the frequency of micturition and Old Bladder Syndrome in about eighty percent of the people who try it. Just read the comments on Amazon to see if I’m right.

    Please remember that you can always pour the finest bottle of wine available to humanity over your worst enemy’s grave as long as you wait until after the interment if your bladder can wait long enough for the family and friends to disperse.


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