HT/ Bitterclinger
Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London. Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.
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Riots in heavily Muslim section of Birmingham last month caused over £1 million worth of improvements.
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Muslims have gone on the rampage in Manchester, killing anyone who’s English. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 8 or 9.
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Years ago it was suggested that, “an apple a day keeps the doctor away.” But, since all the doctors are now Muslim, I’ve found that a bacon sandwich works great!
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Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque.
They’ve told the public not to panic as they’ve managed to push it inside.
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During last night’s high winds a Pakistani family were killed by a falling tree.
A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said, “we didn’t even know they were living up there.”
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Pakistanis in the UK have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5 times a week now.
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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony, shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, “What’s up Abdul, won’t it start?”
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An Emergency Call Centre worker has been fired in London much to the dismay of her colleagues, who were unhappy with her dismissal. It seems that a caller dialed 911 from a cell phone stating, “I am depressed and lying on a railway line so that when the train comes I can finally meet Allah.” To which the call centre employee replied, “Remain calm and stay on the line.”
Funny! I liked the carpet-shaking one the best! Hahaha!
I think all of Europe is finding this not funny anymore. I hope the citizens grow some nards. When’s the last time you heard nards?
The last one was pretty good.
GB is a perfect illustration of how disconnected the elites are from people on the ground. It’s a GD shame that a culture that once could say the sun never sent on their flag is succumbing to a cancer of their own making.
Multiculturalism is nothing more then a word for kill the whitey. If their fucking culture is so great, why do they want to come to a white culture and then change it into their familiar shithole?
What’s the start of every moslim joke? The person telling the joke looks over his shoulder.
How do moslim men begin foreplay? They tickle the goat under the chin.
Oh no you din’t.
I did. I resurrected the Nards word. And I say, it’s about damn time. We need nards. Big hairy nards.
Stay calm and remian on the line. Nice.
These are too depressingly true to be funny.
Well, I used to live close to Ox-nard…
I keep hearing Birmingham is like a Detroilet. Is that accurate?
How do American makes begin for play with Moslem sheep fuckers? Beechnut in the eyes. What follows is permanent.
I’ve always laughed at that name-Nards are the one thing an ox doesn’t have!
Lol, man when I was a kid, it was all about nards. Weird. Googling Nards.
I hate my phone. Scratch makes.
ROFLMFAO. Love the Brit dry humor. Now pass me that gallon of water.