So, Bruce wants to be called Caitlyn and the left tells me he is really a woman. Let’s examine this ridiculousness a little further, shall we?
Bruce says he’s still attracted to women. Since I’m a Neanderthal that doesn’t, at all, understand the finer nuances of these permutations, let me just ask a question.
Let’s say I find a “woman” exactly like Caitlyn. Would Caitlyn ever sleep with that “woman”?
Bruce says he’s not attracted to penis, he’s attracted to women. But Caitlyn is a woman, and Bruce would never sleep with anyone like the woman “Caitlyn.”
Game. Set. Match.
STFU left, you have no idea how stupid you sound to people with an IQ over 55.
At least Vain Fairy made him tuck the bulge…
BTW, I just threw up my Wheaties
How in the hell could he not go with
Jennerfer???? This is ludicrous.
The magazine cover photo looks cropped. Does it say Vanity Fairy?
next month’s issue, cait converts to islam and dons burkie.
Geez, I thought it was Jessica Lange
So it’s another lesbian trapped in a mans body?
There should be a law against the left making me ill. I feel bullied.
I would rather practice bleeding.
Sure glad “she” is too old to multiply.
Why are we, as a culture, embracing insanity?
Let’s see now, a man who is a woman who doesn’t like woman but can’t be with men because he is a man and doesn’t like men but can’t get a woman because he is a man who is
a woman who is a man who likes women but doesn’t like men even though he is a man who
is a woman who likes women! Wow, sure glad I understand that reasoning otherwise it would seem confusing!
Can you imagine what kind of twisted mind would be attracted to this freak? Who will be the first to say “I’d hit that”?
BTW, Michelle should hire the makeup artist who “hid-the-bulge”
Time to rewrite Moby Dick
Call me Caitlyn. Some sixty-five ago- too long for my taste- having my favorite “to-be” picture in my purse, and tired of peeing standing up anymore, I decided to emerge from my cocoon, see what I’m running from?
Or something like that…
“Call me Ishmael.”
“Call me Ishmale.”
“Call me Maleish.”
Oy. Is that thing inside an insane asylum with its hands behind its back for its own safety or something? Odd sort of strait jacket they use these days.
I think it is time for me to buy a million acres in the middle of nowhere and put a house right in the middle of it and pretend none of this sort of sick lunacy exists.
Icky, icky, icky. And sickening, too. Blecch.
If this is what passes for “sophistication” in the rich/Hollywood crowd, then I’m proud to be a “hick” from flyover country.
@Tim – people are embracing this shit because it’s easier to be immoral than to be self aware and care about being a moral and truly educated person.
The Big Owe. Oops, I hadn’t seen your post. But Moby Dick came to mind.
Taking losing your marbles to its literal conclusion.
Everybody here should be reported for hateful, hurtful and bullying comments. Caitlyn Jenner is a beautiful woman. And I welcome her to the world.
You gonna cut a slice, Larry?
That’d be proof it’s a fag, not a woman …
I was sure that he/she/it would change the name to Bryce.
I BELIEVE LARRY = BFH
I am not Larry. I wouldn’t lie about something like that. I lie, but not about that. -bfh
Bruce would not have won the high jump with that set of knockers.
I was warned to stay away from the cover of Vanity Fair today, now I know why.
I wonder what the Kardashian mom is telling her 6 year when they go to the grocery story now?
I predict that this freak will commit suicide within a couple of years.
BFH, MY MISTAKE, AND APOLOGIES!
HARD TO BELIEVE HE’S REAL!
that’s bruce jenner? blechhhh
It dresses more sensibly than the rest of the Kardashian’s I will give it that!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fzrE8lGJds
C M A,
Larry is someone’s alter ego.
A provocateur, if you will.
Don’t know to whom he belongs, though.
Spelling and grammar are too good to be a troll.
Mr. Hat doesn’t tolerate serious sock-puppetry.
No apology necessary.
And I’m positive Larry is a comedic troll.
Quite strikingly the metaphor for Prog America’s insanity, self-mutilation and, as was stated above, impending suicide.
We are ripe for EMP-paved invasion.
I really thought he was going to go with “Brucille”.
I’d hit that!!
Jenny is takin’ the “Extreme Makeover” just a tad too far…
Larry–make sure you spell everyone’s names correctly and use black ink.
Why didn’t he spelled Caitlyn with a “K” to fit in with the rest of the Karshasdian/Jenner clan? Or is he trying to stand out by not doing so?
Brucetta minus the airbrushing.
http://cache.pakistantoday.com.pk/2012/02/She-Male-Associations.jpg
I’ve said it before. Living with that family in that fishbowl is enough to make anyone nucking futs. Poor bastard.
Somehow, Kris Jenner is seeing dollar signs in this…mark my words.
“Caitlyn” is just too precious. Surprised it didn’t go with something more edgy like “Brynn” or “Brenna.”
I’m not going to say anything mean about “Brucellosis”…
He forgot to have his shoulders surgically narrowed.
He/she/it should really be named Bertha Mae, Gertrude, Seglinda, Maxine, Trixie, etc. or worse Jezebel or Hepzibah. He needs some dogs to play with because they’ll be the only ones that will play with him as long as he has a bone hanging from his neck. Sorry, Brucie but you’re a guy, guys come equipped with dicks you know. And just when is he scheduled for the chopadickoffofme surgery?
Notice how he’s hiding those man hands? Can’t get those fixed, can you Bruce? Your DNA says male, and unless you have Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome, you ARE a male.
Bob! NO! STOP! Fuck man, you gave me a headache just getting that far.
You’re going to bust a vein in your noggin if you’re going to try to keep things straight and make some kind of sense of it all. It never stops.
Next thing you’ll try is keeping all the letters straight when they issue another add-on to the LGBTOIWEHGVOIE dumbassery. Which should be shortened to ABS – Anything But Straight – and be done with it.
A lot of peace to be had in the “Whatever! I’m not playing that game with you.” world.
“She” may have had all the surgeries to make her a “woman” but she should have had a surgery for her voice. Its still a man’s voice.