I think “bodily fluids” is referring to something that usually is inside a skin flute.
They say the flutes were hand made. That’s what I assumed. Probably made with his right hand.
CBS-
The flutes in question were part of the Flutes Across the World music program. Their website was down Friday.
State and federal agencies are looking into a disturbing incident in which a teacher might have distributed handmade flutes tainted with the man’s bodily fluids to school districts across Orange County.
The California Department of Justice and the United States Postal Service are investigating a yet unnamed music instructor for giving flutes that might contain bodily fluids to several school districts in Southern California, including the Fountain Valley, Capistrano, and Newport Mesa agencies, the Orange County Register reported Friday.
Ugh! Gaaaaaah
What led to the investigation is an interesting question.
Ah, the ol’ skin flute. Here’s a clue, vet these homemade artists before you order crazy crap from them.
Come again?
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And everyone thought that General Jack D. Ripper (Sterling Hayden) in Dr. Strangelove who was obsessed with “Precious bodily Fluids” was a farce. This guy gives a new meaning to the phrase, “Oh cum on, you gotta be joking.” This guy is one sick puppy.
IOTW commenters think alike, I just noticed Vietvet’s comment right after I posted my comment. It’s deja vu, I tell ya.
” Poop across the Planet ” did’nt work so well then did it … Lib’s are learning that people are very different. I’m sure they’ll fix that , homogenize them somehow !
Frank Zappa (who I followed pretty heavily before I was saved) told the story of a particularly sick groupie who…well, it involved a hand-made gift in the jar. I just don’t get what it is with California.
This sub-human deserves the death penalty.
Do they play the brown note?
Another great story brought to you from our Left coast neighbors.
Phucking Phreaques!
He should wear about five of them up his ass. No perverts around kids. Never, never, never.
♫ E-G-B-D-F ♫
Don’t be ♯
Don’t be ♭
Just be ♮
GAAAAAY!
@This Texan Has Had Enough: The used condoms the flutes were packed in for shipping was their first clue.
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Billy COMMIFORNIA IS the brown note!
I’m with Tuesday on this…it should be a death penalty offense!
@geoff the aardvark (at 5:50 pm): It’s only the sick ones who think that much alike, Geoff. Only the sick ones.
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Freakafornia.